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In the first clip wtf is Kincaid doing? He whiffs on his chip and then submarines his own teammate. He put a helmet right on Damien Harris' groin like he was trying to pop out a ball or two. That must have gotten some laughs in the film room.

Dude never played a game for the Panthers.

Maybe you don't know us well enough?

I had a tuna melt on victory monday just so I could literally experience squishing the phish. It wasn't as satisfying as figuratively squishing the phish on Sunday but still rewarding.

some kind of griddle cake with honey is too much for you?

Rumbledthumps, periwinkles, spotted dick, eton mess, toad in a hole with mucky drippings, and sprick spry with horny shaberwazzles.

He got Tua a gift card. Why, how, and where Tua redeemed it for herpes is the real story. I think he bears at least 20% of the blame here.

This is impressively stupid.

The ratings proved its true. There was a major spike in viewership last week and it wasn't because the Bears are must see TV. Those rumors started in this thread 6 posts up from yours. 99% of her catalogue is songs about dudes she used to date. Great theory, TBD.

Just like no one sticks with a product after the free trial period us up and no one buys products after the free sample. Marketing just doesn't work and the best way to expand your market share is by doubling down on the people who couldn't quit even if they wanted to. Football fans stuck with the league through the concussion scandal, red jerseys on QBs, kneeling, Mike Vick, Covid policies, the helmet anti-hate slogans, and burning their jerseys over the WFT name change but they will be turning away in droves because of the Swift attention, I'm sure of it. I have seen none of the heat you mention by the way. Not even from the usual crazies who want to boycott over spilled milk. This is a league constantly embroiled in scandal. Throwing a bone to a few Swifties and trying to capture casual/new fans doesn't even register as a credible threat to league popularity. The NFL has no more market share to capture among past their prime, ornery men in the United States like those of you bitching about Swift/Kelce. As it turns out, women make up 50% of the total human population. I was incredulous too but the latest U.S. census data confirmed it. Women of all ages love Taylor Swift which is why there has been a material and immediate spike in interest in Kelce and the Chiefs. And for the price of $0 the NFL has an opportunity to create life long fans (consumers) out of young women who traditionally have low interest in the NFL outside of reacting to the latest domestic violence scandal. I would argue that all upside and no cost is a pretty compelling business opportunity, and one worth pursuing.

The 1 million people who started following Travis Kelce's socials and the horde of new fans who spiked his jersey sales 400% overnight is who cares. https://sports.yahoo.com/the-taylor-swift-effect-miss-americana-is-turning-travis-kelce-into-americas-sweetheart-131832393.html Kelce is a nobody compared to Swift. But sure, the NFL should just ignore the opportunity to reach an untapped market while catering to the crowd they already own. Brilliant marketing plan.

Tuna melt if we win. Literally squishing the fish.

I would be. Pretty sure Mahomes would rather face the Bengals because their defensive line gets after the QB and they play more physical. Our defense was soft after all the injuries.

I think the Jets are still too weak at WR to be a real threat without solid QB play but yes. Give them vintage Alex Smith or even Tyrod, a capable game manager who doesn't turn the ball over too much, and they would be hard to beat.

Cool. I never said he was *****. I said there are only 10 QBs in the league who are considered starters form year to year. And only 5 of the legit starters are guys that teams think can win a super bowl. Every other guy has low job security or is considered a solid backup. There are 32 teams. You do the math.

There are only 10 guys in the world who are any good at QB and half of those guys probably can't get you a super bowl win.

Those are just empty seats. I was expecting to see entire sections tarped over with a Texans logo for this stadium takeover.

Is anything worse Than Phins fans from Buffalo? We must squish the fish Week three champions Go hang another banner January frauds Fish out of water Not in Denver anymore Cover your blowholes Potent Bills pass rush Falling lessons will pay off Prayers for Tua

Back to back week 3 champions. Time to hang another banner.

Getting behind on early downs and red zone efficiency are both problems. Too many 3rd downs and most red zone conversions are just Allen performing magic tricks. It looks like we are playing on Hard mode every time we get inside the 20.

Who isn't allowed to hire the best?

I can't wait until she writes a breakup song about this meathead. With any luck it drops 6 days before we play them in the AFC Championship Game.

That does not excite me. Zegras has highlight reel handling but I don't think hes a complete player from the limited games of his I've seen. Ducks fans insist he cant take contact and hes a defensive zone liability. I think he'd be our 3rd line C.

And I believe I told you, one more lame excuse as to why you can't get to work on time and you're fired.

Is there a part that isn't revolting?