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Jauronimo

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  1. Or theres a single piece of confetti stuck to his mountain dew and sweat soaked body which overlays his jesus chain which he never takes off.
  2. Looks a lot like the chain he wears every game which may explain why the "wire" wraps completely around his neck. See the "wire" on the left side of his neck?
  3. Totally agree. You can't play football half speed and non-contact like you can in the hockey or basketball all star game. Either let them play flag football or move away from a football contest all together. An AFC vs. NFC variety competition would be perfect. 20 events, everyone must participate. I want to see an Olineman teamed with a kicker in the 2 legged race. I want to see DBs v WRs in the potato sack race. A hotdog eating competition. Limbo. Duck duck goose. You name it. The more ridiculous the better and I guarantee it'd be 5x as entertaining as the farce we call the Pro Bowl.
  4. Skills competition and then an NFC v AFC dodgeball game. Or a spelling bee.
  5. The players speak highly of Daboll, particularly Beasely and Allen. For the sake of Allen's development I would like to see him and Daboll have on more year together before making any judgement. So often we see young QBs go through a carousel of OCs each with a different playbook and philosophy. I want Allen to have another year to learn to play QB in teh current system with a consistent voice rather than see him learn a brand new playbook.
  6. Gore had two torn hamstrings. Allen's spleen exploded in week 3. Yeldon played all year with an in-grown penis. Its incredible what these guys will play through to win.
  7. You want me to get married and then for my wife to forcibly pin you down and put "her" balls on your chin? That is the most specific kink I have ever heard of.
  8. You want your wife to put her balls on your chin?
  9. You shrugged off teabagging and sexual assault as harmless initiation rites? That's the problem with hazing. It breeds a mentality of "well this was done to me so its definitely happening to you", not unlike children who grew up in abusive atmospheres. I wonder why?
  10. There's no such thing as a bit far when the risk reward is so absurdly slanted. Best case, a few people come together and form bonds more quickly under shared stress and do not resent their tormentor. Worst case, rape, death. The institution of hazing is indefensible. The liability presented by hazing is too great for any organization.
  11. My frat was also suspended for hazing. While nothing close to the behavior detailed in the Penn State allegations occurred at my frat (wanton acts of homosexuality were reserved for brothers and totally forbidden for pledges) hazing has a tendency to get more extreme and out of control no matter how harmless it may start. Every year some kid dies as a result of hazing gone bad. Every year, crimes like assault and sexual abuse are committed in the name of hazing. Its an unacceptable outcome.
  12. Anyone else think this is cosmic justice for what Ed may have said about Josh Allen to some guys brother? Karma is a B.
  13. Check my math?? As in 37 < 175?? Look at a f@#$ing map.
  14. Well if they said it, it must be true because of credibility and stuff. Greenwich, Connecticut is much closer to the Meadowlands than Gillette. About 37 miles by car compared to 175 miles to Foxborough. Greenwich is a commuter town to NYC.
  15. Dude, its not the point of contact that makes this a dirty hit. Forget about the point of contact. WTF is a winger doing below the goal line in his defensive zone? Let me answer that for you: hes running a player that is already engaged and making zero attempt to play the puck. Its NOT a hockey play which is why you will find ZERO people defending Tkachuk that actually know something about hockey. Its a cheap shot. I know you'll just write this off since Neal is his teammate but I have hope that you may see the light.
  16. I agree 100%. This is something I haven't always lived up to but now I'm making a much stronger effort to live up to it and being a lot shittier to people in real life.
  17. Or in the case of Tkachuk. First forechecker takes the man, second "forechecker" takes his head off. Again, you keep citing a rule book and failing to acknowledge that NHL hockey is not the overly officious NFL. There are many unwritten rules to the game which it appears you only get familiarized with when you have actually played. Anyone who has played the game knows thats a bush league hit. 90% of all hits look nothing like what Tkachuk did which is why a guy just beat the s@## out of him for it while his own teammates stood and watched.
  18. As I already stated, I do not care what article 5 of rule 9 on acceptable body checks says. Thats a bush league hit at any level of the game and if you want to play that way you had better be prepared to answer for it. Its absolutely head hunting in that hes looking for Kassian coming around the net, making no attempt to play the puck on a guy who is already engaged, and running him. In one of those cases literally going after his head. Don't take my word for it. Take anyone who ever played the game's word for it. https://edmontonjournal.com/sports/hockey/nhl/cult-of-hockey/ex-nhl-players-insiders-defend-zack-kassian-and-blast-matt-tkachuks-dangerous-plays
  19. Thats a filthy play. Tkachuk abandons his defensive position to level a guy who is already engaged with another defender in a battle for the puck. Thats the definition of head hunting. I don't care whether he lead with his shoulder, hip, or his own ass, he has no business making that hit. And that was the second or third time Tkachuk went after Kassian like that when he was already engaged.
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