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scrub his racoon (who he affectionately named "Cletus") - kinda like the time gugny and Cletus took a shower in that truck stop on I-77 in North Carolina on their way to a PETA convention....they were so drunk that they stopped at

their home would become a destination for other "naturalists" from the Ohio area (as they are apt to do)...in fact, there was this one time on a camping trip to the mid-west when Hammersticks stopped in Ohio to ask for directions and he found this fella which made Hammersticks think of an old buddy of his by the name of

Exactly...I knew this one guy who was so upset with his kid's science teacher that he damn near called the teacher on the phone and threatened him...the parent was hell bent on getting his son a 100 on a science project of some sort. I tell ya...as if it wasn't bad enough that the parent was actually doing the assignment...but to threaten the teacher? In retrospect, if I see that gugny again I'm liable to give him a piece of my mind.

It bothers me when parents are that overbearing and demand perfection from their kid. Let's say a nice young man plays the trombone (for instance)....why would the parent yell and scream at him if he faltered a little bit? Same goes for homework and tests. The thing I despise is when a parent actually does the homework for the kid and then demands a 100 from the teacher. Some parents....smh

...but suddenly, out of nowhere, Deranged Rhino and /dev/null arrived on the scene, one in a blue leotard with a "D" on the chest, and the other with a crown of diamonds shaped in a "V" with black baseball pants and a tshirt that read "I'm with Stupid ---->" ....they quickly assessed the situation and grabbed the defribulator machine in the closest Chinese restaurant - "My God" Rhino said "I can't read frickin Mandarin Chinese...this is like algebra"; /dev/null laughed and said "That ain't alegebra...look at the little house shape...that's geometry. Let's ask this guy walking by". So they proceeded to

magnifying glass, his eyeglass repair kit and the latest issue of "Pollinating Puppies for Dummies" and went straight to "Chapter 6: So You Bought a Puppy that you Wish to Pollinate?" which didn't really answer the question...so Fergy called the only person he knew that had experience with these things...a strange voice answered the phone and it was

Johnny could make millions directing/producing/starring in a "Hey Rookie - Don't Do This" video for the NFL Rookie Symposium.

So we lost a lacrosse star but retained a long jumper with a Vitamin D deficiency?....sweet.

a Tia Tequila mask and a mesh dress...he was quoting scripture and throwing out beaded necklaces which prompted Pozluzny to tackle him whereupon he immediately broke his left ulna...the crowd gathered and called an ambulance and when it arrived the driver was none other than

Watch it mister...you don't know Gugny's sexual orientation.

This could be the most racist tweet ever. Why could Hogan be the next Welker/Edelman/Amendola?? Because he's white? That would be like me saying "Sabres happy to have Evander Kane in the fold. Could be the next Tony McKegny"

Osweiler deal was crazy. Elway is good at what he does but he still rubs me the wrong way.

Yeah, something like that. Or maybe it's his Olympic dreams like Jesse Owens Or Corning glass Or Fiberglass

Nothing I'd like more than to see Elway watching three newbs warming up at QB during training camp. Never liked the guy. Maybe it was that 30 for 30 "Elway to Marino" where him and his Dad acted like complete asshats. JMO. I hope his grand scheme comes crashing down.

Is he the guy that went to Dartmouth and wears a toe ring?

If we lose Hogan we no longer have a catchy nickname on our team...7-11 because he was always open. Can we come up with an appropriate nickname for Goodwin? How about "Owens Corning"?

"In Niagara Falls ONT, Marineland is the place to go...", just then Boyst looked at Beerball funny and said "U thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"...Beerball nodded and shouted "ROADTRIP!!" so they stuffed Gugny back in the trunk of their 1983 Caprice and headed to

Bob Woods is known as a precise route runner...many other black WR's as well. To put all the Pats' WR's in the basket of "intelligent route runners" begs the question IMO.

Please elaborate

#HateGate #WhiteGate

Not sure why there is this sudden interest. Colin Kaepernick has no touch on the ball. If Betty White ran a 5 yard curl he'd throw it so fast it would impale her torso.

We need to keep him. Not expensive, knows the system, sneaky quick, good special teams leader. !@#$ing Pats

I would invoke my "Powers of Moderation" (if I had any) to cite the prior thread where this lady was identified as "TRBJ's Lady" but I enjoy looking at her perched atop that heavy machine.

Are you saying Gugny wouldn't put aside his differences with Beerball for a free lunch?? You crazy!!

Damn, there's a fifth one: Gugny (because Mead would invite him to lunch on the way to the conjugal visit and Gugny would go so long as Mead buys)