BringBackFergy

Gugny will appear in 3, 2, 1.....

This...only I prefer panties in a bunch as opposed to shitting pants (but also happy I can say shitting).

Sooooo, should I just concentrate on high school football next year, because obviously we're doomed (would you guys get your panties out of a bunch and figure out ways to crack some ribs??). #whatwouldgreggwilliamsdo

I love how Whaley is under the radar scooping up Justin Gray while the Pats are overpaying for Marcellus Bennett. Bravo Whaley...Bravo. I'm waiting for Bennett to say something stupid... Like Vince Young when he joined the Iggles. I'm sensing that may happen.

LOL. Yeah, but Bennett is not a "lunch pail" or "blue collar" TE...he's a burner that will fight for the ball.

He's a white guy...so that must mean he is a "lunch pail kinda player, intelligent and hardworking, last guy in the film room, etc." (at least that's what they say over on the Patriots message board) That is rather confusing: If multiple players are "last guy off the field" types or "last guy in the film room"....what happens if there are two or three?? Do they wait each other out until one collapses? Is he crowned "film room warrior". If it was me, I'd wait by the stands, and as everyone went into the locker room I'd make it known I was the last guy on the field.

Isn't that basically what we have now in sudden death OT? I think this might be on the horizon. For instance, at the end of the third period, the QB's gather on the 50 yd line and they have to hit pie plates off a pylon on the goal line. I still maintain that the games should be much shorter and get rid of all the repetetive "runs up the middle" and the "12 yard out patterns that usually miss". Condense the games into short, exciting 10-15 minute thrusts of energy and let the boring plays fall by the wayside. More excitement, more commercials and analysis, more rest between plays (2 mins mandatory or penalty if you try to put the ball in play before 2 mins). This all equates to player safety and longevity. Your premises is flawed. Just because the game is shortened to three 10 minute periods or two 20 minute halves, the play clock is expanded to 2 minutes in between plays. So Rex and Rob have plenty of time to discuss the plays and can review an assortment of comments (on TV, Facebook, Twitter and via text messages). All of those things would be permitted so they can make the best decision during the 2 minute play clock. I don't see how they would feel rushed. Maybe it's the overwhelming negativity most feel about Rex and Rob but I think they would Excel in this type of program. Go Bills!!

FireChan is Einhorn?

So Bill likes to eat meat? I think we knew this already.

This IS about you...we're planning a coop dee taah on you.

This is "Breaking News" scoop #2 for Fire Chan today....would someone please wake Yolo and 26Corner. I can't convince myself that FC posts are actually real. #gunshy #thegoodolddays #unfollowfirechan

He's a kept man now.

OK. Point taken.

No...just throw some Kraft mac and cheese and some sliced up Ballpark franks in a crock pot and you're good to go.

I like Rex...there, I said it.

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The rest of us are harmless...and we all wash our hands. You might even get some good advice.

I really think EJ should be given a shot to start at QB.... I'd kick the tires on Johnny Football...

Let's just say if Beerball takes a sip of Gugny's "home brew" he might be sleeping in his barcalounger at 9am.

What if (and this is strictly a hypothetical) Beerball wasn't "available" to attend the tailgate?? Would that change your mind?

That's assuming you even make eye contact with him...you have been warned.

Chandler - you know BB - how did he fit into that ninja suit? Is it possible he wore a girdle?

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