BringBackFergy

For which one of your lock QB's that has a cool name, a "canon for an arm", can pick apart a defense, but will ultimately work at a Dodge dealership after two seasons?

Your comments are a "thin" attempt at football discussion....older than the "mints" I have in my pocket. Why not do a "do-si-do" and explain yourself?

... But just then, faster than CJ Spiller hitting a wall, mrags appeared out of nowhere...he had the glow of a new infant, radiating warmth and energy one might only experience at a Bernie Sanders rally in Burlington, VT....he rode in on a baby alpaca with leather saddle and threw dandelion tops to the kids as the great crowd parted....he began singing an original song entitled

I'd be up for that. I like Petting.

Why not play "half court" football. Defense plays on one half of the field against the opposing offense and the other defense/offense plays on the other end. The game could be condensed down to two 15 minute halves. I'm not saying get rid of tailgating or Hammer's lot, but it would give us a lot more time to enjoy the pre-game analysis and post game interviews. I understand machine gun's concerns, but when's the last time anything exciting happened at the 8:34 mark of the second period?? It just drags on. Make the game shorter and the excitement will follow.

Or we could sign some better players with the extra 27 million, yes. Those players would be well rested for the third 15 minute period.

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That would make it meaningful and intense. Might be a good time to test it out during preseason.

And the kids probably heard you start it up and leave thinking "when I grow up I'm gonna get a motorcycle like Uncle Bad Things. Nice.

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Nice short answer. So you're saying no?

Nahhh, they would still have 15 different camera angles, but they could double up on the analysis by the commentators (that's the exciting part anyway).

I was just watching the Michigan State v Purdue game and it came down to the last 60 seconds. Almost every basketball game comes down to the last few seconds. Same with NFL games. There's always that last drive, the onside kick with 45 seconds left, the quick passes and out patters to stop the clock during the "two minute drill". So why play for 45 minute halves? They should cut it down to three 15 minute periods like hockey. Or even two 20 minute halves. It would make sense as follows: 1) We could spend more time with our families and pets 2) Less commercial timeouts would mean less advertisers and, logically, lower ticket prices 3) Less injuries - players would be exposed to less "field time" so they wouldn't be injured as severely 4) More intensity during the last minutes of a shorter period or half Thoughts?

This would be your brother's wife? Or your sister's wife? Either way, if these kids are in your house, they should play by your rules: kayaking in the morning, gin rummy at Noon with Mamosas, cocktails at 4pm and BBQ from 6-8pm.

Gatorman, "Nothing ever ends...not money, not love, peace or superdelegates...there is N unlimited supply of happiness for all of..." But then, a sudden slap across Gatorman's face came from

For yourself or on behalf of those who were actually perfect students?

FireChan, Fredex, Turbos and Bandit....they called it "Rumble in My Bumble" because it involved a naked game of Twister where each participant had to recite the 3rd and long statistical averages for the 1981 Baltimore Colts...it did not end well when

How is it that Lake Erie is a 35 mile drive?? He must be using Uber LOL I said the same thing.

on a weekend bender in Tijuana with a trombone strapped to his back....yeah, the exact look JRinPittsburgh has every time he

scrub his racoon (who he affectionately named "Cletus") - kinda like the time gugny and Cletus took a shower in that truck stop on I-77 in North Carolina on their way to a PETA convention....they were so drunk that they stopped at

their home would become a destination for other "naturalists" from the Ohio area (as they are apt to do)...in fact, there was this one time on a camping trip to the mid-west when Hammersticks stopped in Ohio to ask for directions and he found this fella which made Hammersticks think of an old buddy of his by the name of

Exactly...I knew this one guy who was so upset with his kid's science teacher that he damn near called the teacher on the phone and threatened him...the parent was hell bent on getting his son a 100 on a science project of some sort. I tell ya...as if it wasn't bad enough that the parent was actually doing the assignment...but to threaten the teacher? In retrospect, if I see that gugny again I'm liable to give him a piece of my mind.

It bothers me when parents are that overbearing and demand perfection from their kid. Let's say a nice young man plays the trombone (for instance)....why would the parent yell and scream at him if he faltered a little bit? Same goes for homework and tests. The thing I despise is when a parent actually does the homework for the kid and then demands a 100 from the teacher. Some parents....smh

...but suddenly, out of nowhere, Deranged Rhino and /dev/null arrived on the scene, one in a blue leotard with a "D" on the chest, and the other with a crown of diamonds shaped in a "V" with black baseball pants and a tshirt that read "I'm with Stupid ---->" ....they quickly assessed the situation and grabbed the defribulator machine in the closest Chinese restaurant - "My God" Rhino said "I can't read frickin Mandarin Chinese...this is like algebra"; /dev/null laughed and said "That ain't alegebra...look at the little house shape...that's geometry. Let's ask this guy walking by". So they proceeded to

magnifying glass, his eyeglass repair kit and the latest issue of "Pollinating Puppies for Dummies" and went straight to "Chapter 6: So You Bought a Puppy that you Wish to Pollinate?" which didn't really answer the question...so Fergy called the only person he knew that had experience with these things...a strange voice answered the phone and it was