transient

...fetish for...

...of Kazakhstan, where Gugny is widely recognized as #2 prostitute...

...clawing their eyes out with sporks...

...banned from entering because of the last time, when

"hammersticks dog rescue; we brake for stray bitches"

...so people stop recognizing his car by the "stick figure" decal and...

Eden HS '90. No naked swimming, but if you forgot your suit you had to pull one out of the nasty community speedo bin. Swimming naked? WTF! Did people go to gym class at a prison or bathhouse or something?! JHC, times had changed! Anyone of you forced skinny dippers look to see if your former gym teacher is a registered sex offender? F$&k me that's creepy!

Cars That Suck the Life Out of You Edition, featuring the Nissan Versa going head to head against...

...his and PastaJoe's heads when they're playing Dutch oven in...

..., which is a euphemistic way of saying "the smegmating of," the sumo diaper beach towel, which...

little condemned soul

peak of rotten cabbage season during a record breaking heatwave, which, it goes without saying...

...BuffaloBill after...

...the exhaust fan of a local industrial complex where it was aerosolized like weaponized anthrax, forming a cloud that hung over the community and...

...Mother Teresa's...

...justifiable homicide is inevitable, especially...

...after dropping acid and tripping balls, he had a vision of NFL football in the 2000s dominated by a band of cheaters led by a hair-plug pretty boy with a super-model beard, a dark master, and followed by mindless, fair weather, insufferable fans who...

...where they will then transport them up shore into their post-orgasmic existence, on the condition that they...

...and stained with the tears of the sighted who bore witness to that surreal visual travesty, for no one...

...trafficking black tar walnuts across forest lines, a sentence which was quickly commuted to 300 hours of community service and time served when it was realized it was impossible to keep a squirrel behind bars without massive structural renovations and...

Abraham Lincoln, who replied "wtf are you talking about. What the hell is a slash dev slash null. And what are you doing..."

Slightly behind in the broadcast. When did Mats Sundin start kicking for the Cards?

If he didn't want the pile on, he could have walked away without saying a word and still stayed true to his ideals. If he started the thread on an emotionally charged subject and didn't expect this response, then he's painfully naive. Personally, I think goodbye posts are worthless LAMP posts by those that post them, but the aftermath is like watching a slow motion pile up on the interstate.

Sorry, forgot to use the sarcasm font.

You're right. The league-wide demonstrations were in no way linked to Trump's suggestion that those sons-a-bitches get fired for kneeling during the anthem.