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There isn’t by chance a Williams Phillips McKittrick in this draft, is there?

NO! If he takes the Raiders’ GM position who’s gonna return punts for us the rest of the season?

Must be a mistake. I don’t see the “They suck” option?

The only recipe you’ll find in this thread is one for disaster.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

Blasphemy! The Ringer is quite possibly Johnny Knoxville’s finest work!

The “Elway offered him a contract” story is a bit misleading when you actually look at the timeline, as it was when Kaepernick was still with the 49ers, not after he opted out of his deal: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/john-elway-blames-colin-kaepernick-for-no-job-had-his-chance-to-be-here-omits-key-fact/amp/ https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/broncos-john-elway-on-trading-for-49ers-colin-kaepernick-its-dormant/

He’s definitely fun to watch, and has all the potential in the world, but I’m in the “too soon to tell” crowd. While I’m optimistic, I’ll reserve judgment until he finally announces who will present him for his HOF induction.

Heard? What, were you “sounding it out” as you read it? If so, I mean, who am I to argue your point? I imagine Saskatchewan gives lots of people trouble.

It's a thread about Julio Jones as part of a hypothetical Bills receiving corps, so unless you think they're going to cut him in the offseason I would counter that Ian MacKenzie deserves to be mentioned in this thread. History. Condemned. Repeat.

And the beat goes on... ?

Jim Kelly the HOF QB of the Buffalo Bills and Jim Kelly the deceased martial artist/actor are two different people. What does any of this have to do with the Bills WR MacKenzie Phillips?

They’re both Reggies, and neither is Isaac McKittrick.

What’s the TBD record for number of threads started in a day without once expressing a cogent thought?

You don’t know that, his time as Raiders GM may have given him a new appreciation for speed... making him... fast... by... association?

Sounds about right. Two broken legs replaced by a man with no arm.

I was gonna point out that you’re confusing bovine with porcine, but since “pigskins” are actually made of cowhide I’m instead gonna assume you’re just crazy like a fox.

The OPs posts are like a Triumph the Insult Comic Dog segment without a shred of humor... for me to poop on.

That's odd. After reading the thread title someone who looks suspiciously like Nate Peterman just asked me to hold his beer... Are you suggesting that if Clay weighs the same as a duck then he must be made of wood and therefore we should burn him at the stake?

This is it. It’s the big one. I’m coming to join you, Elizabeth.

I feel like this post is the equivalent of a Google translation of Habs coverage after a Sabres-Canadiens game in Montreal.

Blame the profanity filter. I posted the actual word and that was the “autocorrect”. I ain’t no B word.

He was never the same without Hobbes anyway.

I’d accept some impartial, objective, non-visually challenged individuals, myself.