Johnny Hammersticks

I just got my hair cut and the girl butchered it. I look like a friggin marine.

What’s Beef? Notorious BIG

With all the cadavers in the Minni missing their knee ligaments...no thanks. Same for Bradford, IMO. Both an awkward fall away from amputation.

My son is scary smart. He is going to be so much better than me. He is so kind and funny. This makes me happy.

Only if it’s her birthday.

Oh, come on. Lighten up. I like the celebrations. It’s fun.

Gross. No...just no. And now I’m envisioning Gugny naked on a bed of lettuce eating tuna fish. For some reason Gugny looks just like Jack Black in my mind

I’d rather have Rashaan Evans AND Vita Vae/Maurice Hurst

We’ll take it. As much as I’ve grown to dislike Pitt, it is sad what has happened to that program since Jamie Dixon left for TCU. It doesn’t get much easier for the rest of January, although we do have a good stretch of road games. Hopefully Autry and Chukwu can take some of that foul shooting practice time and practice dunking the basketball. Nice game for Howard last night. Such a grease ball...

The show certainly has evolved, but Howard is one of the best (if not the best) interviewers of all time.

I’ll play. 17% What did I win?

So many good RB’s in this draft.

What’s a facebooker? Wait, let me type it into Ask Jeeves.

I am seriously jacked up about this ‘18 class. Bazley is unreal. A 6’9” guy who can shoot, handle like a PG, and run the floor with the best of them playing the 3. Jalen Carey is a very good all around combo guard. I think he’s currently like 53rd ranked recruit (and many think very underrated). Aggressive, slasher type guard who can shoot the lights out. If Battle does return, I don’t know how JB can keep this kid off the court. Watch out Howard. Buddy Boeheim is reputed to be a tremendous shooter. I don’t know how they find him time though with transfer Elijah Hughes eligible to play and Howard Washington developing. Maybe a redshirt year for Buddy? If Battle returns, I envision the starting line-up being Howard, Battle, Bazley, Brissett, and Chukwu. With Jalen Carey first off the bench for the guards, and Moyer, Dolezaj and Sidibe seeing minutes in the frontcourt. That’s silly depth.

Not particularly.

My wife binged on pickles when she was pregnant with both of my kids. I learned to always keep 3-4 jars on hand when I came home one night to find her dipping leaves of romaine lettuce into the juice of an empty pickle jar.

2018 commit Darius Bazley selected to McDonalds All-American game. Can’t wait to see him in action. Going to be a beast for us next year. https://www.google.com/amp/s/articles.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/index.ssf/2018/01/syracuse_recruit_darius_bazley_named_to_mcdonalds_all-american_game.amp

Serious question here. Does it smell like body odor in there? My wife goes to the hot yoga here with her friends once in a while. Said it is good “workout,” but there is a distinct odor of BO and farts. Maybe it’s just a Vermont hippie thing....

Yes, but he hasn’t not proven a thing yet....

Funny...this is what popped into my head when I saw the thread title. Hector, Worth-Worth, and Mongo. What show was that from?? Was it a Garfield spin off?

Haven’t done it yet, but I’ll try anything 3 or 4 times.

I assume it’s just poor grammar. Like “Johnny, do you want to come with me to Bed Bath & Beyond to pick out new drapes for the guest bathroom?” “Namaste here and watch the game because I don’t give a crap about drapes.”

I'd rather stick needles in my testicles. Good luck!

Doesn’t the dad look like Harry Dunne in Dumb & Dumber? weird, creepy schizz.....

This^^^ I would like Keenum on a reasonable 1-2 year deal, but some team will gladly over pay for him. He’s steady and gutsy, but largely unspectacular, IMO.