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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Always pee in the shower. 100% of the time when I shower right after waking up.
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    I think our poor, beloved Steve Tasker has some drain bamage that impacts his communication/thought processes. He’s absolutely brutal.
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    “And I’m glad the bear a dung sammich goochah, cuz we never would have got past number 1.” nailed it....
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    Seems like you’re good now. We done here?
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    ???? It’s one thing to give a freeloading broad the boot, but 2 kids?! Yikes...good luck with that one. Do they call you daddy? Further, does she call you daddy? I think we need some pics to properly evaluate this situation.
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    This actually explains a lot.
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    Sometimes when I get one of those it makes me gag because it feels like it’s coming all the way up my throat.
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    I barely trust her around the garbage disposal.
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    After mowing the lawn on a hot day, my lovely bride always brings be an ice cold beer after I hop in the shower.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Are you guys just roommate ***** buddies, or in some sort of relationship. I have personal experience with allowing a cute girl to crash at my place for a while because she let me hump her. Didn’t end well. No bueno my friend.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    Of course you sick bastard! Boy, this board is really going down hill....?
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    She still letting you tap it? Because, well you know, that’s one way to alleviate stress. Especially if you light up a spliff afterward.
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    Why are we not talking about Cody Ford being an instant bust? Nsekhe now taking 1st team reps at RT? We’re screwed.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yes. In order to properly evaluate this situation, we need to know more about the girl you “let move in a year ago.” Pics if possible please.
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    They suck!
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    Seriously. What a disgusting, juveline pig!
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Is this from a big turd splash, or are they long enough that they dip into the water? Does she point and laugh or ridicule them if they are out?
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    I’m very concerned about our WR’s. I read that Cole Beasley dropped a pass yesterday. Didn’t sleep all night.
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    He wants to see homos naked?
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    You must be a millennial. Always looking for the easy way out. Instant gratification. Get your index finger up there knuckle deep and do some work!
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    I was going to say! If anyone here knows about casino buffets...
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    So do you pick your nose?
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    The mere fact that you posted this means that you are a picker AND and eater.
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Please ask her to provide a review of your balls. Context is important. Try to be as detailed as possible when describing your nuggets.
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    So your balls are top shelf then? I...don’t....understand Does this mean you have humongous, yet fanciful balls?
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