Johnny Hammersticks

Petty is dead so he’s out. A drunk driver? Why? They’re out. Rambo has bad PTSD, so there’s always a chance an helicopter will fly overhead and then he’ll go on a murdering rampage. Out. Billy Joel is the clear winner.

In what? A spelling contest? A beauty pageant?

It’s only a matter of time before hand writing is completely “obsolete.” Not even joking.

I got me a whole tackle box full of oriental Carp lures.

Should we throw Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in this?

Arnold in his body building prime would literally rip Stallone’s head off. Is this even a debate?

Interesting starting lineup: PG: Jalen Carey SG: Buddy Boeheim SF: Elijah Hughes PF: Quincy Querrier C: Bourama Sidibe

Take her out for a night of drinking/bar games. Sounds like a winning plan if she’s into you.

No, he didn’t, but at least AB was one of the best WR’s in the NFL. Clowney is a good DE, but

This doesn’t seem like a very “processy” move to me. Several picks for Clowney? No thanks.....

I’m on board with enough of watching the damn concert through your phone. Grow up. You are not that interesting, and no one wants to watch the Nickleback show through your wobbly IPhone ?

Thanks for reminding me. ? at that group, eh?

There have been reports of this stuff up in certain areas of Champlain. I think a dog and a girl got sick or something. What they were swimming in looked like spinach diarrhea. WTF? Who would even think of swimming in that *****?

I want the Jets full strength. No excuses after we kick their ***** into the dirt.

I think Stanford and Thompson are both very capable back ups. Love the promise of VoJo, and I think he will be more than a special teams player this season. Mo Alexander can be a good fill in at WLB. I think we have quality depth behind 3 very good starters. Depth at LB for once in a long time, IMO. Edit: I wanted to add #53 Tyrel Dodson as a player I really like. Watched him closely at TC and in the game. 53 is always around the ball when he is in there.

Always thought a #75 Ballard jersey would be unique and awesome.

I disagree with the notion that anyone can be “pretty done” with Zay Jones. He’s had his hands issues, but the kid is entering his 3rd season and had a pretty darn good season last year (all things considered...the abortion that was our offense). By all accounts, he has had a tremendous camp and busted his ass in the offseason. I guess I’m thinking that Zay deserves at least this season to piss or get off the pot. If he can’t perform with, you know, a good offensive line, decent WR’s and TE’s around him, a respectable running game?? Then let’s start talking about whether or not we’re “done” with him. JMHO

Depth lacking at LB?? Care to expound? I see tons of depth.

You know he’s going to be one of our top 3 WR’s all season unless he gets injured, right? I’m just saying...well, hate is a powerful and exhausting emotion and it’s a long season. Might want to try some transindental meditation? Just lookin out for ya...?

The Zay hate is strong in this one...

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I agree. As much as I don’t want these players on our roster because they’re not good enough, there are some pretty crappy teams out there like the phins. I hope the kid lands a job. Seemed like a nice kid and a good teammate.

It needs to be at least as long as your little toe to be worth anything on the dark web, so I believe that disqualifies you. How attached are you to those kidneys?

Bottom line. He could dish it out just fine, but he wasn’t very good a taking it. Buh bye.....

“The Wrong Josh” thread was his undoing. Now I hear he feeds pigeons popcorn at the park a lot.