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She's pining for he fjords. She wouldn't move if you put 10,000 volts through her.

I did that once at a conference in Keystone , Co. Was deciding at a Y in the trail which way to go and leaned back too far. Landed flat and had sciatica for a few months

Just finished a 5 Guys cheeseburger and Cajun Fires.

Tom as they said you are stirring the pot. Come live here in CA to see the problem. Do all the Lowes and Home Depots have illegals milling around in the lot every single day? Has a public hospital closed down because of losses from the numbers of illegals ? Drive through the central valley. The spanish radio stations outnumber the english speaking ones?

Winning tickets in Atlanta and San Jose.

Definitely he is out of football. I had a congenital condition where the blood vessels in one of my kidneys has twisted or constricted blood vessels. Found out because I stuttered very badly and my parents took me to the Children's Hospital stuttering clinic. They gave me a physical and found my bp was that of a 30 year old (I was 4). The docs said forget about the stuttering , it would go away (it did).They did tests and found the problem. The doctors figured out what was the cause. They tried to repair the cause, but my bp didn't go down. So, a month later, they removed the bad kidney. The doctor told my parents that I would be normal (some people say that's questionable ) and the only things I couldn't do were to play tackle football, hockey and dive from a high board (sports you can injure a kidney). There's no way he would be cleared for football. The only sign of it is a big scar on my back (it was in 1961).

With Tha One F'ing things up so bad we need the comic distraction. Gatorman, please talk about retatta, 3.5 and truculent dinosaurs and you will be raised to the #1 spot.

My hovercraft is full of eels

A boss I had was from England He hated their system. If you worked you had to buy your own insurance as well as the using the government system. He had an infected ingrown toenail. The doctor's office said it was a two week wait! He said he had his own insurance. They saw him the next morning.

I had a job in Biotech. They laid about 60 people out of 240 in October. Then that New Years everyone got a 5% raise. One of the guys under me was complaining that it was only 5%. I told him we should be lucky we were still working. On that Valentine's Day, about another 60 of us got laid off.

I am totally against giving any kid a car. My dad said if I wanted a car, I had to pay for it and the insurance. He had great insurance and didn't want his going up. I got my car and license just after the blizzard of 77 just before I was 20. Took the NFTA bus to UB for college.I knew the value of a car when I had to pay for it myself.

The Subways near me got rid of the $5 footlong except for sales. The minimum is now $6 or $6.50

Bitcoin: the tulip bulb of the 21st century.

Is it Eckl's in Orchard Park? I forgot about that place since Schwabl's is just down the street from my brother.

Doesn't seem to affect Slick Willie.

Lennon was nuts. He screwed Yoko. The only redeeming feature she must have is that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. What other reason would anyone stay with her?

I was planning on finally going there while I was back for Xmas. Can someone tell me of a good weck place nearby?

As soon as he was freed and became the country's leader, he should have had his wife arrested and tried. Gave a new meaning to necklace.

"As god as my witness, I thought dead mice could fly."

I've been a fan for 50 years. All you kids just shut up. . I'll be a fan till I die.

Saw that live. That was the local game on one of the other TVs in the bar. Tasker said that happens a lot in the piles after a tackle.

it was JFK himself. See Red Dwarf.

Reed would have led the league for several seasons, if not for one player - Jerry Rice. When he retired he was second in career catches to Rice. Reed set the one game record for receptions. Later that day, Rice broke that record. To be second to the greatest receiver ever should be enough to get you into the HOF.

Richmond, CA is probably worse than Oakland. Murders are not uncommon there. This happened in the" Iron Triangle" area, where railroad lines form a triangle. On one day several years ago, in a 1 mile radius, there were three unrelated murders in the space of an hour.

Last Bills game he did, Greg Gumbel had to remind him the Bills were kicking the XP, not a FG.