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Hey there, Trent Edwards

Man you're looking like a mess

and we could really do some damage

if you'd just take off that dress

and throw it looooooooong

prove all the haters out here wrong

your arm is strong

 

Here Captain Checkdown

we're not looking for Tom Brady

just a better Kelly Holcomb

who throws farther than a lady

without arrrrrrrrrrrrm

seven and nine's your lucky charm

and we're alarmed

 

ohhhhhhhhh just throw the ball to Lee

ohhhhhhhhh we hope for more than three

heyyyyyyyy T.O. is on the team

Trent just get some self-esteem

screw this vanilla scheme

 

Hey there, Trent Edwards

don't you worry 'bout the kicker

man if you go all the way

they will let Rian punch it through

for an extra point

you could stop stinking up the joint

and we'd annoint...

 

Trentative Edwards

if the season you dismantle

you'll be involved in fewer fantasies

than Louis Anderson

in just a thong

now I know right now that seems so wrong

please throw it long

 

ohhhhhhhhhh throw it for more than three

ohhhhhhhhhh to Roscoe or Stevie

ohhhhhhhhhh you've also got Josh Reed

ohhhhhhhhhh be better than J.P.

 

Right now 10 yards seem pretty far

but you don't have to use a car

they have this thing they call a forward pass

 

You grip the ball right on the lace

and wing the thing about the place

I promise incompletions are OK

 

Trent Edwards I can promise you

that everyone in red and blue

would love to see you in the hall of fame

please win some games

 

ohhhhhhhhh just throw the ball to Lee

ohhhhhhhhh we hope for more than three

heyyyyyyyy T.O. is on the team

Trent just get some self-esteem

be better than J.P.

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