bruceisloose78 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I'll never forget these two guys who sit in front of me and my brother and do this awesome dance every time they play bring em out by T.I when they introduce the players. My cousin says there's a guy in her section who eats a whole thing of bison dip every time they play the "It's not the chip" song during the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 There's one guy who sits about 4 rows behind me with a braided beard who gets quite intoxicated before every game and shows up about an hour early and shouts at every opposing team fan that walks by. My dad and I head to our seats early just to hear him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Quint Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I braid up my beard, get liquored up, and yell at opposing team fans before every game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I braid up my beard, get liquored up, and yell at opposing team fans before every game. Well done sir, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 First Down Guy when I used to sit in Sec 122 Now it is the Barbarain....bearded dude that stands all game in the lower corner of the upperdeck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Philster Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 First Down Guy when I used to sit in Sec 122 which one's that? That the guy who used to wear 79 all the time...up in the front of the section? Or are you thinking about someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Dink Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Her name is Sloppy B*tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACKMARINO Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 the guy that used to pound on the wall/gate in the front row before big 3rd or 4th downs to get the crowd pumped up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 "the tumster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortured Soul Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 The guys having sex in my section in 1998 during the Colts game. First time I ever saw live fornication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Quint Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 The guys having sex in my section in 1998 during the Colts game. First time I ever saw live fornication. lol...two dudes? Or was there a woman involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 The guys having sex in my section in 1998 during the Colts game. First time I ever saw live fornication. Wasnt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 First Down Guy when I used to sit in Sec 122 I know that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 ...Elvis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KollegeStudnet Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 The college girls behind me that showed me their boobies when I was 11... They were painted...Go Bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 section 115.....bout 5 years ago......a guy directly behind me would yell "run the baaallll" after every play .....it was funny the first 100 times.....i relocated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kelly Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 what about the pimp in the rockpile?.... he was awesome... with the technicolour dreamcoat.... I think he moved up in to the 200's now though... I've been out of that section for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 There was a guy in my section in 331 who never made it through an entire game last season without being escorted out by security. Seattle: Drunkenly falling on top of elderly couple in front of him, Ejected Oakland: Picked a fight with the Raider fan behind him, Ejected San Diego: Got into a loud argument with his girlfriend, was asked to leave...Ejected Jets: Threw his program and beer at a Jets fan, Ejected Cleveland: Drunkenly fell on the SAME elderly couple in front of him in the FIRST quarter, Ejected San Francisco: Fell down carrying a tray of beer to his seat and was so wasted he couldnt get up...probably not ejected, but security did take him out New England: Didnt show up. Here's hoping he's back for another season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 The guys having sex in my section in 1998 during the Colts game. First time I ever saw live fornication. ditto... My roommates from college, we had season tix the one season('03 me thinks). And my one roomie Rob (Jets fan), would get his ass kicked just about every game for wearing jets gear and talking sh--. This makes the people of section 123 my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VJ91 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 "the tumster" Is that the mid 80's to mid 90's "tumster" - fat dude with no shirt and looked like he has not showered since the season before?? Please tell me he's not still there, all these years later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vizslafan Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Rams - Bills 1981 We sat in the upper deck for this game. A guy near us passed out and missed the end of the game. We got out to the parking lot and were hanging out for a while. We looked back into the stands and we could see the guy still up there, passed out head between his legs, just like we left him. He was the only guy up there, this was a good hour or so after the game ended. Giants - Bills Monday Night 1974 I was in the end zone, high up in the lower level. We noticed every body moving away from something but we could not figure it out. We looked up and saw a guy going hand over hand on the cable that holds the net behind the goalposts. He went all the way across where several cops helped him back over the wall. Those are a couple I will always remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Do Fish Fans count? They were talking with me in their section and passing a bottle back and forth. They started asking me intelligent questions about the team while they were getting their ass kicked. They offered me some of their bottle (scotch mixed with another liquor). They watched all the way to bitter end but they still seemed to be enjoying themselves. I was coming out of parking lot with them still chatting and they were having trouble with car. This was in early 90s before cell phones were common. I told them there was no way a AAA truck was coming in against traffic but I could use my company "brick" (cell phone was size of one) to call for help for them. The AAA asked if I could stick around in case they had trouble finding vehicle and I said yes. They started up they BBQ to keep warm and one guy kept taking food out of ice chest - lobster tails, shrimp and scallops, stuffed potatoes, etc. They offered me beer and asked if I wanted to play cards when waiting. We played for about hour and half of nickle/dime/quarter poker and I made a small fortune, enough to pay for ticket. AAA showed up and was able to get their battery working. I told them goodbye I needed to call for my ride and they offered me a ride to my moms. Great day, Bills win, Fish Fans paid for game and food and I got a free ride back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackey7789 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 There was a guy in my section in 331 who never made it through an entire game last season without being escorted out by security. Seattle: Drunkenly falling on top of elderly couple in front of him, Ejected Oakland: Picked a fight with the Raider fan behind him, Ejected San Diego: Got into a loud argument with his girlfriend, was asked to leave...Ejected Jets: Threw his program and beer at a Jets fan, Ejected Cleveland: Drunkenly fell on the SAME elderly couple in front of him in the FIRST quarter, Ejected San Francisco: Fell down carrying a tray of beer to his seat and was so wasted he couldnt get up...probably not ejected, but security did take him out New England: Didnt show up. Here's hoping he's back for another season! LOL I sit in section 331 row 21....what row are you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 LOL I sit in section 331 row 21....what row are you in? I'm in row 14. My girlfriend mentioned to me that we should think about relocating since that guy seems to be "distracting" at games. Heck, he's one of the reasons the games are entertaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Is that the mid 80's to mid 90's "tumster" - fat dude with no shirt and looked like he has not showered since the season before?? Please tell me he's not still there, all these years later! thats probably him lol he has a circia 1990 bills jersey with "TUMSTER" on the back for a name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackey7789 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'm in row 14. My girlfriend mentioned to me that we should think about relocating since that guy seems to be "distracting" at games. Heck, he's one of the reasons the games are entertaining! section 331 is the best secyion on the upper deck....so much happening there! I've been there for 6 years and i will never leave. Keep the tickets!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike6683 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Ive only been a season tix holder for a year I dont have any stories so I must be that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020 Our Year For Sure Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Do Fish Fans count? They were talking with me in their section and passing a bottle back and forth. They started asking me intelligent questions about the team while they were getting their ass kicked. They offered me some of their bottle (scotch mixed with another liquor). They watched all the way to bitter end but they still seemed to be enjoying themselves. I was coming out of parking lot with them still chatting and they were having trouble with car. This was in early 90s before cell phones were common. I told them there was no way a AAA truck was coming in against traffic but I could use my company "brick" (cell phone was size of one) to call for help for them. The AAA asked if I could stick around in case they had trouble finding vehicle and I said yes. They started up they BBQ to keep warm and one guy kept taking food out of ice chest - lobster tails, shrimp and scallops, stuffed potatoes, etc. They offered me beer and asked if I wanted to play cards when waiting. We played for about hour and half of nickle/dime/quarter poker and I made a small fortune, enough to pay for ticket. AAA showed up and was able to get their battery working. I told them goodbye I needed to call for my ride and they offered me a ride to my moms. Great day, Bills win, Fish Fans paid for game and food and I got a free ride back. Thats a remarkable story, its nice to hear people keeping in mind that we're all human beings, and this is a social situation like any other. Some of the behavior when you mix football with a bit of booze can be downright barbaric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Ive only been a season tix holder for a year I dont have any stories so I must be that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Thats a remarkable story, its nice to hear people keeping in mind that we're all human beings, and this is a social situation like any other. Some of the behavior when you mix football with a bit of booze can be downright barbaric. These guys when they drank just wanted to sing. I can not maintain a tune nor could I figure out the song so I did not join them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 We had seasons in 136, great seats, but game after game, year after year the same "Van Miller wanna be" would constantly try to call the game, whether we had a runner in the backfield or not he would always start his call with "Play action pass" before starting his "version" of the play in front of us. He would consistently get the player names wrong, the play description was wrong, he was just horrible. After each play he would scream his official opinion on the play selection. It was truly a horror show in all sense of the word. Even his wife and kids would look embarrassed whenever you looked up in disbelief at the messed up calls. Finally we had had enough of listening and a few years ago (maybe 7 years ago) we moved up to 331, row 2, near the aisle. Still some crazy fans up in 331. The front row has a group of 10 who seem to have a blast every game. They have their token drunkard who the "pour" into his seat and tease him all day long. Its all in good fun, and the guards keep an eye on him, but he was only asked once to cool it since he likes to "distribute" peanuts to everyone, sometimes the people below in sec 131 are not receptive to his offerrings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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