Tipster19 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Apparently SKOOBY was too busy surfing the internet but wasn't paying attention to details. Coach Dick had this to say, "We really like SKOOBY, he has a high motor that never stops and we think that he can really help our fanbase." The GM wasn't so kind in his assessment of SKOOBY. "SKOOBY is a big part of our fanbase and we expect him to be accurate! He's under contract to perform and that's exactly what we expect out of him. This year is not going to be a repeat of last year. Either he shows up in camp on time or he doesn't. We have bigger fish to fry than to be worried over one individual." Meanwhile the 12th man in Buffalo is split on SKOOBY. There's plenty of them that are trying to run him out of town but then there's another equal part of the fans who are firmly standing behind him, citing too many coaching changes and SKOOBY hasn't been given a fair opportunity to solidify his rightful place on the message board. Stay tuned, more to come as we gather more of the details of the SKOOBYGATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Apparently SKOOBY was too busy surfing the internet but wasn't paying attention to details. Coach Dick had this to say, "We really like SKOOBY, he has a high motor that never stops and we think that he can really help our fanbase." The GM wasn't so kind in his assessment of SKOOBY. "SKOOBY is a big part of our fanbase and we expect him to be accurate! He's under contract to perform and that's exactly what we expect out of him. This year is not going to be a repeat of last year. Either he shows up in camp on time or he doesn't. We have bigger fish to fry than to be worried over one individual." Meanwhile the 12th man in Buffalo is split on SKOOBY. There's plenty of them that are trying to run him out of town but then there's another equal part of the fans who are firmly standing behind him, citing too many coaching changes and SKOOBY hasn't been given a fair opportunity to solidify his rightful place on the message board. Stay tuned, more to come as we gather more of the details of the SKOOBYGATE. Classic. BTW, WhereTF is my check?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInUticaTampa Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 this forum is so cool.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glass To The Arson Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 this forum is so cool.... this forum is so warm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 I just pulled up Wikipedia and they got SKOOBY as a FA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInUticaTampa Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 ha.....ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Classic. BTW, WhereTF is my check?? Like you need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFO Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 love it tipster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I just pulled up Wikipedia and they got SKOOBY as a FA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 I don't know about everybody else but I'm having a good time over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I don't know about everybody else but I'm having a good time over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Classic. BTW, WhereTF is my check?? SKOOBY = Chris Kelsay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020 Our Year For Sure Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Oy. When does the season start again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMode54 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 per rotoworld: SKOOBY the longtime Buffalo Bills poster was released by the Bills earlier today in a strange move. Denver, Minnesota, and Carolina have immediately shown interest. It's unknown who the frontrunner is, but if they drive better than a Buick, chances of landing the FA are good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 per rotoworld: SKOOBY the longtime Buffalo Bills poster was released by the Bills earlier today in a strange move. Denver, Minnesota, and Carolina have immediately shown interest. It's unknown who the frontrunner is, but if they drive better than a Buick, chances of landing the FA are good LOL, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 Update! Rotorooter.com just reported that SKOOBY just canceled his visit to Carolina. It looks like it's a two team race now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Update! Rotorooter.com just reported that SKOOBY just canceled his visit to Carolina. It looks like it's a two team race now! BMW plant is expanding there so they might still have a chance, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Update! Rotorooter.com just reported that SKOOBY just canceled his visit to Carolina. It looks like it's a two team race now! http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/15770/Decision/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffery Lester Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 with his declining skills he would be lucky to get a gig with the CFL, ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Inside sources deep inside Al Davis say that he is close to offering SKOOBY a $100 mil, 4 year contract, with $70 mil guaranteed ... stay tuned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyrich Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 SKOOBY = Jerry "Condo" Crafts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markj Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Inside sources deep inside Al Davis say that he is close to offering SKOOBY a $100 mil, 4 year contract, with $70 mil guaranteed ... stay tuned Damn Skooby must be really fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Damn Skooby must be really fast. and tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 You can release the mascot?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 and tall. And hung like a wild field mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 And hung like a wild field mouse. Wild being the key word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Wild being the key word. key words - field mouse You're a good guy Skoob, we should've gotten together when I was in Florida ... maybe have gone bowling or something ... or I could've just kicked ya in the nuts ... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 SKOOBY is preparing for life after message boarding..... http://www.skooby.net/ http://www.skoobys.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 This just in... Paul Peck is reporting that the Buffalo police have been contacted by the Buffallo Bills and are on the lookout for SKOOBY's BMW. Apparently after terminating his contract, he was requested to turn the keys in for is company provided BMW. SKOOBY informed Russ Brandon and Jeffery Littman he lives in that BMW and pleaded they not take it away. Littman informed SKOOBY not to worry as the car he was driving is worth more than any house in Buffalo, he should be able to find a new place to live very cheaply. Perhaps with the bottle refunds he can turn in while picking up the empty cans and bottles in the stadium lot after this upcoming seasons home games. With that SKOOBY stormed out of the offices as 1 Bills Drive and sped off in his car...while giving chase security said SKOOBY stuck his head out the window and said, "You can't fire me...I am worth Millions." and sped away. Police are now on a high speed chase trying to arrest SKOOBY for stealing a company car... What a sad state of events... An update while typing this post, it is now being reproted that Al Cowlings is driving SKOOBY...More to come as more information is being reported... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 This just in... An update while typing this post, it is now being reproted that Al Cowlings is driving SKOOBY...More to come as more information is being reported... Please tell me he's holding a gun to his head For all the BS posts he starts that quickly get yanked, ya'd think TBD would 'fire' him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 "You can't fire me...I am worth Millions of posts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 Word has it that the Patriots' message board has a handshake deal in place with SKOOBY as a honorably member of their fanbase. How many people here are going to be upset if he joins the Patriots? The kicker is that they didn't even have to use a "poison pill" to get him, we just let him walk for no compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Great news! I've been waiting for this all year. Too bad about the nice wheels, tho'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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