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The other threads addressing the addition/subtraction of Olympic sports got me thinking. What events would make up the Buffalo Olympics?

 

Thus far:

 

Bowling

Horseshoes

Softball (slow pitch only, of course)

Euchre

Bar Shuffleboard

Shoveling (if its the summer games, maybe shoveling blue cheese?)

Marathon (I have determined that it is 23 miles from Delaware Park to Mickey Rats in Angola...Maybe some shots at Rats to make up for the missing 3 miles?)

-side note: the marathon must be completed in Zubaz pants.

Pogey (more of a winter event...holding onto the bumper of a moving car and cruising through the snow.)

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What else??????

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What, no love for the Italians?

 

You've gotta have bocce.

 

As long as the games are held on the other side of the Niagara, how about adding Jarts as well? (D*mn Congress, forcing us to make this an international to-do.)

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The other threads addressing the addition/subtraction of Olympic sports got me thinking. What events would make up the Buffalo Olympics?

 

Thus far:

 

Bowling

Horseshoes

Softball (slow pitch only, of course)

Euchre

Bar Shuffleboard

Shoveling (if its the summer games, maybe shoveling blue cheese?)

Marathon (I have determined that it is 23 miles from Delaware Park to Mickey Rats in Angola...Maybe some shots at Rats to make up for the missing 3 miles?)

-side note: the marathon must be completed in Zubaz pants.

Pogey (more of a winter event...holding onto the bumper of a moving car and cruising through the snow.)

Ride the Metro after Thursday in the Square

Spelling contest for Polish last names

 

What else??????

 

AWESOME LIST! :ph34r:

 

In addition to horseshoes, there should also be Polish Horeshoes or bags.

 

In Polish Horshoes you balance a beer bottle on the end of a ski pole, and take turns throwing a frisbee trying to knock of the opponents' bottle. One must have a beer in his hand at all times and points are tallied thusly:

 

A clean hit of the opponents' bottle: 3 points

a hit pole which results in a toppled bottle: 2 points

a dropped frisbee: 1 point for thowing team (hence the beverage requirement)

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Bocce Ball.

Armchair quarterbacking.

 

 

The other threads addressing the addition/subtraction of Olympic sports got me thinking. What events would make up the Buffalo Olympics?

 

Thus far:

 

Bowling

Horseshoes

Softball (slow pitch only, of course)

Euchre

Bar Shuffleboard

Shoveling (if its the summer games, maybe shoveling blue cheese?)

Marathon (I have determined that it is 23 miles from Delaware Park to Mickey Rats in Angola...Maybe some shots at Rats to make up for the missing 3 miles?)

-side note: the marathon must be completed in Zubaz pants.

Pogey (more of a winter event...holding onto the bumper of a moving car and cruising through the snow.)

Ride the Metro after Thursday in the Square

Spelling contest for Polish last names

 

What else??????

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