Food_Pyramid_Wrong Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Being in a bad marriage. You want to love. You want to care. She occasionally still looks good. You used to drink for fun. It's different now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 . . . consistently heart broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 hitting yourself in the head with a frying pan. Â Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Owning a Jaguar..........it looks great sitting in the driveway but take it for a drive and it's a piece of stevestojan. It always needs maintenance and repairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ....being kicked in the crotch by a loved one OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCBoston Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 .. being a Red Sox fan. Â Man... that isn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Going to a strip club, the dancer approaches you, shows her the goods, you get excited, you think you have a chance at scoring...and then she asks for your money, you give it thinking youll win later, she then leaves you, and she has your money, you are dejected and all you are left with is an empty wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Going to a strip club, the dancer approaches you, shows her the goods, you get excited, you think you have a chance at scoring...and then she asks for your money, you give it thinking youll win later, she then leaves you, and she has your money, you are dejected and all you are left with is an empty wallet 68481[/snapback] Â Â ....and a chub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...smashing my balls flat with a tire iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ....and a chub. 68484[/snapback] Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...smashing my balls flat with a tire iron. 68486[/snapback] Â Maybe a certain coach could blow them back up for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...is like the getting hammered and putting the beer-goggles on....the more you drink the better the product is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Eating cheese if you're lactose intolerant. You love the taste and the smell, but in the end you just get cramps and the trots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Maybe a certain coach could blow them back up for you? 68490[/snapback] Â I'd rather a sorority girl. So, how many folks he going to beat up over spelling at this point? 6? 16? Whatever. You guys shouldn't pick on defenseless baby seals so hard. You'll get a nasty reputation and people won't like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...it's like kissing your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Is like perpetually being 9 years old. You want to think there's still a Santa Clause, but all your friends tell you 'no way' and you even start to think there's no chance yourself. But its like a "Groundhog Day" version of it. Because every year you turn 9 again, and still have that glimmer of hope that the person bringing you presents is a strange man from an uninhabitable land, and not your drunk uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Attempting to commit suicide every day but not getting it 100% right, only to try again the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 waiting for the check in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Going on a date with a chick you never met before (ie set up). She sends you a picture, looks incredible in it and you think damn I'm getting a hot one tonite. Then you get to the bar/restaurant and she is not the chick in the picture and is not a hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I was going to say its like drinking too much the night before and waking up next to Miss Piggy. Â I think everyones vision is blurred before the season starts, and then once the high wears off, we realize we arent that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Attempting to commit suicide every day but not getting it 100% right, only to try again the next day. 68550[/snapback] Reminds me of a story, don't remember the specifics anymore. It happened in the mid-80's right about the time I was getting thrown out of SUNY Geneseo. Â A guy jumps out a 4th story window trying to kill himself, but hits the roof of a parked car. He crawls off, heads back into the building, jumps out the same window, and hits the same car. By then, the cops have come and they take him away in an ambulance. Â That is being a Bills fan. Same window, same car, week after week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ....and a chub. 68484[/snapback] Tuck it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACKMARINO Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 HAVING AN UGLY MOTHER. SURE SHE'S UGLY, BUT SHE'S STILL YOUR MOTHER AND YOU LOVE HER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Being impressed with someone's spiffy job title of senior technical sanitation engineer, then reality sets in and you realize that in fact they are just scrubbing stevestojan-ers for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Being a 95 pound guy in a maximum security federal prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Reminds me of a story, don't remember the specifics anymore. It happened in the mid-80's right about the time I was getting thrown out of SUNY Geneseo. A guy jumps out a 4th story window trying to kill himself, but hits the roof of a parked car. He crawls off, heads back into the building, jumps out the same window, and hits the same car. By then, the cops have come and they take him away in an ambulance.  That is being a Bills fan. Same window, same car, week after week. 68569[/snapback] Yes, the guy was from Kenmore, NY Right across the street from Malones bar. He jumped out I beleive the 6th floor of the Kenmore Towers (8 story apartment complex). Ended up with a broken ankle, When the cops showed up one was at the car, the other was following the bloodstains back into the lobby and to the elevator, the one outside heard glass and stepped out of the way as he made his second attempt.  That is similar to being a bills fan, just dust yourself off and do it again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Yes, the guy was from Kenmore, NY Right across the street from Malones bar. He jumped out I beleive the 6th floor of the Kenmore Towers (8 story apartment complex). Ended up with a broken ankle, When the cops showed up one was at the car, the other was following the bloodstains back into the lobby and to the elevator, the one outside heard glass and stepped out of the way as he made his second attempt. That is similar to being a bills fan, just dust yourself off and do it again!! 68616[/snapback] Awesome. Thanks Guffalo. My memories from my short time at Geneseo are spotty at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 HAVING AN UGLY MOTHER. SURE SHE'S UGLY, BUT SHE'S STILL YOUR MOTHER AND YOU LOVE HER. 68596[/snapback] It's like doing the hibity jibity with here. yeah you got some, but you can't tell anyone about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Being a Bills fan is like being a Masochist. Wait it is masochistic to be a Bills fan. Self inflicted pain though ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bay Bills Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Pissing blood. And then wondering if the next pissing session will be normal....nope, still blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cutting Drew With Dignity Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Like doing Carmen Electra from behind while receiving a meatball colonoscopy from Richard Simmons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renfruzetz Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 dating the second hottest chick in the school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo mike Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Quitting your job of ten years for a better, higher paying job, only to be laid off within 30 days, and begging for your old job back from the boss you pissed off...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunTheBall Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Having your scrotum scraped with a cheese grater then doing deep knee bends in a pile of salt. It's that bad. Â RunTheBall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorCal Aaron Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Ok. You made me wince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Like getting caught masterbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ1 Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Like it's the fall of '29 and you're being told 'prosperity is just around the corner'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest la law Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 It's like having sex and not being able to orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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