Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 (Email I Received...) >Now we can all have new nicknames!! > >A BIT OF FUN > >My new name is in the subject line, so don't laugh until you find out >what your new name is. > >We all need a little stress-reliever! > >This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it >on and include the person that sent it to you. > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some >silliness to break up the day. > >Here is your dose of humor... > >A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. >B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward >it to friends, family, and co-workers. > >Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so >they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager >is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. > >The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants >and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which >the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new name... > >1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first >name: > >a = snickle >b = doombah >c = goober >d = cheesey >e = crusty >f = greasy >g = dumbo >h = farcus >i = dorky >j = doofus >k = funky >l = boobie >m= sleezy >n = sloopy >o = fluffy >p = stinky >q = slimy >r = dorfus >s = snooty >t = tootsie >u = dipsy >v = sneezy >w = liver >x = skippy >y = dinky >z = zippy > >2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half >of your new last name: > >a = dippin >b = feather >c = batty >d = burger >e = chicken >f = barfy >g = lizard >h = waffle >i = farkle >j = monkey >k = flippin >l = fricken >m = bubble >n = rhino >o = potty >p = hamster >q = buckle >r = gizzard >s = lickin >t = snickle >u = chuckle >v = pickle >w = hubble >x = dingle >y = gorilla >z = girdle > >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half >of your new last name: > >a = butt >b = boob >c = face >d = nose >e = hump >f = breath >g = pants >h = shorts >i = lips >j = honker >k = head >l = tush >m =chunks >n = dunkin >o = brains >p = biscuits >q = toes >r = doodle >s = fanny >t = sniffer >u = sprinkles >v = frack >w =squirt >x = humperdinck >y = hiney >z = juice > >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. > >Now when you SEND THIS ON....use your new name as the subject. >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults >laugh an average of 4 times a day. > >Put more laughter in your day. There is much pleasure to be gained from >useless knowledge. (and how scary is it when the new nickname kind of >fits?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 sloopy chicken butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Sneezy Pottytush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 10-1 Meazza's answer is Sicko Kiddychaser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 boobie farkletush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Tootsie Battyface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 The part about them fitting is sort of scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Snickle Gizzardhump............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 sloopy chucklejuice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Snickle Gizzardhump............ 667457[/snapback] LOL. I can mentally see that one. Belongs in a Dickens novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Dorky FrickenButt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Yes, Mr. Chickensquirt, i was saying the same thing to my good friend Mr. Dorfus Waffletush who is working at present . The Gizzardhump family are busy seeding today.... LOL. I can mentally see that one. Belongs in a Dickens novel. 667460[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Yes, Mr. Chickensquirt, i was saying the same thing to my good friend Mr. Dorfus Waffletush who is working at present . The Gizzardhump family are busy seeding today....667465[/snapback] Scary thing to think about with a house full of daughters... What are you planting? Wheat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmmm, think Mother and i have seeded enough in the home area, not that we dont ... you know yes its time for feed corn and vegetables ect. Scary thing to think about with a house full of daughters... What are you planting? Wheat? 667467[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Sneezy Dippinfanny Is that going to get me arrested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Snooty Potty Doodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Sneezy Dippinfanny Is that going to get me arrested? 667501[/snapback] Only if you work in a boarding school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I already know mine. I got this email at work. Dorfus Wafflebutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Sleezy Chucklebreath. Hmm. I don't even like Chuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 I already know mine. I got this email at work. Dorfus Wafflebutt. 667513[/snapback] That's pretty sad, Harriet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Sleezy Chucklebreath. Hmm. I don't even like Chuckles. 667518[/snapback] You probably shouldn't hang out at the boarding school either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Farcus Dippindoodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 You probably shouldn't hang out at the boarding school either. 667527[/snapback] I don't. Damned restraining orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Sloopy Pottyboob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Farcus Farkleface Kind of has a nice ring to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I don't. Damned restraining orders. 667536[/snapback] I know there's a Chuck E Cheese's joke in there somewhere, but it's just not working today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Mine is Sloopy Gizzardbrains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Mine is Sloopy Gizzardbrains 667877[/snapback] Sloppy what?? Oh, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Mine is Sloopy Gizzardbrains 667877[/snapback] Is that what the kids are calling them these days? Wait...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Sleezy Dippin Frack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 Sleezy Dippin Frack 667952[/snapback] That should get you a few dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 That should get you a few dates. 667955[/snapback] Yup. Im sure theyll be piling in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 Yup. Im sure theyll be piling in. 667961[/snapback] Beats being Dipsy Chickensquirt. That's something you have to get your car washed over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 (Email I Received...) >Now we can all have new nicknames!! > >A BIT OF FUN > >My new name is in the subject line, so don't laugh until you find out >what your new name is. > >We all need a little stress-reliever! > >This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it >on and include the person that sent it to you. > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some >silliness to break up the day. > >Here is your dose of humor... > >A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. >B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward >it to friends, family, and co-workers. > >Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so >they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager >is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. > >The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants >and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which >the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new name... > >1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first >name: > >a = snickle >b = doombah >c = goober >d = cheesey >e = crusty >f = greasy >g = dumbo >h = farcus >i = dorky >j = doofus >k = funky >l = boobie >m= sleezy >n = sloopy >o = fluffy >p = stinky >q = slimy >r = dorfus >s = snooty >t = tootsie >u = dipsy >v = sneezy >w = liver >x = skippy >y = dinky >z = zippy > >2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half >of your new last name: > >a = dippin >b = feather >c = batty >d = burger >e = chicken >f = barfy >g = lizard >h = waffle >i = farkle >j = monkey >k = flippin >l = fricken >m = bubble >n = rhino >o = potty >p = hamster >q = buckle >r = gizzard >s = lickin >t = snickle >u = chuckle >v = pickle >w = hubble >x = dingle >y = gorilla >z = girdle > >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half >of your new last name: > >a = butt >b = boob >c = face >d = nose >e = hump >f = breath >g = pants >h = shorts >i = lips >j = honker >k = head >l = tush >m =chunks >n = dunkin >o = brains >p = biscuits >q = toes >r = doodle >s = fanny >t = sniffer >u = sprinkles >v = frack >w =squirt >x = humperdinck >y = hiney >z = juice > >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. > >Now when you SEND THIS ON....use your new name as the subject. >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults >laugh an average of 4 times a day. > >Put more laughter in your day. There is much pleasure to be gained from >useless knowledge. (and how scary is it when the new nickname kind of >fits?) 667428[/snapback] Sorry, just finished two bottles of wine with the wife. I'll work in this on in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Ok, the two bottles of wine are safely out of my system and my name is: Dorky Pottysprinkles Not sure about the about the dorky part but pottysprinkles are what I decorated my last cake with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 dorfus farkletush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Dorky Pottysprinkles 668567[/snapback] You had better clean the seat before your wife sits down. Truly, Snezzy Farkleface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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