Headlines We Would Like To See Week 8

[GunnerBill]

13 minutes ago, nedboy7 said:

Cole Bishop has a decent game.  

 

I dreamt last night that he had a game winning pick

[BuffaloBillyG]

"Travis Kelce Revealed to be 3 Midgets in a Trenchcoat"

 

"Andy Reid Deported to North Pole, Assists with Repopulation of Walruses"

 

"Tyreek Hill, Deshaun Watson and Justin Tucker win Handball Tournament"

 

"Miami Dolphins and Cleveland Browns Trades to CFL for 10lbs of Canadian Bacon"

 

"Chris Collinsworth Loses Voice, Out For Season"

[Warriorspikes51]

“Bills Blockbuster Trade” 

[BuffaloBillyG]

5 minutes ago, GunnerBill said:

 

I dreamt last night that he had a game winning pick

Of all the Bills that have ever been, you dream about Bishop? Gibran Hamdan silently weeps.

[GunnerBill]

9 minutes ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

Of all the Bills that have ever been, you dream about Bishop? Gibran Hamdan silently weeps.

 

Imagine how I feel?!?!

[Marcus Aurelius]

Awesome comedic takes.

That's what I like most about this site.

[nosejob]

Probably see Bryce young has career 300 + yds. passing and Rico ***** gets 175 while losing to the Bills on last second 50 yr. olds FG....a win is a win no?

[boyst]

1 hour ago, nosejob said:

Probably see Bryce young has career 300 + yds. passing and Rico ***** gets 175 while losing to the Bills on last second 50 yr. olds FG....a win is a win no?

Dowdle

 

Okay dowdle is not word filtered so what is?

Edited 15 hours ago by boyst

[SoonerBillsFan]

5 hours ago, boyst said:

On my Thursday afternoon walk I listen to NFL radio on Sirius. Today they had a good idea mentioned for headlines they'd like to see. Ben Nucci shared that the NFL should begin national games like they do international games. Play in neutral locations in this country for areas that don't often get to see the games live. It was a great idea.

Maybe something like:

Cincinnati & Cleveland play in Columbus - 2 years back to back each taking one game as a "home game" 

Carolina and Atlanta play in Columbia.

Pittsburgh and Baltimore in Morgantown.

Green Bay and Minnesota play in Montana/ND/SD.

Indianapolis and Tennessee play in Louisville.

Kansas City and New England play in North Korea

 

Anyway, with that spirit here are 3 headlines I'd like to see Monday morning, and feel free to add your own:

1) Giants Dart and Scattaboo give energy to Giants to pull off win

2) Browns defense clicks as they hold off Patriots.

3) Jets have 800# set up for recruiting a QB in open tryouts. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[nosejob]

9 minutes ago, boyst said:

Dowdle

 

Okay dowdle is not word filtered so what is?

IDK

[boyst]

30 minutes ago, nosejob said:

IDK

Diddle? Nope. Hmm. Doodoo?  Any moderator wanna help why Rico dowdle got filtered?

Edited 14 hours ago by boyst

[thewookie1]

Red Rifle Jammed as Bills blow out Panthers in Charlotte

 

Maye-day, Patriots look for answers after loss to Browns

 

Another shut-down? A Commanders defensive masterpiece stuns Chiefs

 

NFL under fire? FBI Gambling Probe find suspicious bets surrounding the 2024 AFC Championship Game

 

NFL and Kansas City Chiefs release statements of denial regarding Gambling Probe

 

From Zebras to Jailbirds? Multiple officials from 2024 AFC Championship Game interviewed by FBI

 

What's it Tua? Dolphins QB weighs in on scandal rocking US Sports.

 

How Josh Allen, broke the Chiefs without throwing a single pass.

- Strange bets cashed or taken prior to two consecutive plays call into question legitimacy of league play

- Were the calls fixed or were they merely leaked to a select group?

- Conspiracy theories fly on X and TikTok

- Bills fans incensed, Chiefs fans call it "Witch Hunt" 

 

Ravens fans hype Lamar Jackson in bizarre campaign on Twitter/X

 

[ganesh]

8 hours ago, boyst said:

On my Thursday afternoon walk I listen to NFL radio on Sirius. Today they had a good idea mentioned for headlines they'd like to see. Ben Nucci shared that the NFL should begin national games like they do international games. Play in neutral locations in this country for areas that don't often get to see the games live. It was a great idea.

Maybe something like:

Cincinnati & Cleveland play in Columbus - 2 years back to back each taking one game as a "home game" 

Carolina and Atlanta play in Columbia.

Pittsburgh and Baltimore in Morgantown.

Green Bay and Minnesota play in Montana/ND/SD.

Indianapolis and Tennessee play in Louisville.

Kansas City and New England play in North Korea

 

Anyway, with that spirit here are 3 headlines I'd like to see Monday morning, and feel free to add your own:

1) Giants Dart and Scattaboo give energy to Giants to pull off win

2) Browns defense clicks as they hold off Patriots.

3) Jets have 800# set up for recruiting a QB in open tryouts. 

Dallas vs Houston in San Antonio

49ers vs Rams in Salt Lake City

[ProcessTruster]

17 hours ago, Donuts and Doritos said:

"CHRIS OLAVE TRADED TO THE BILLS!"

 

That's the headline I'd like to see.

 

yes that would be a great one.   I'd be curious who the Bills traded away to make space under the cap for Olave though

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

9 hours ago, thewookie1 said:

Ravens fans hype Lamar Jackson in bizarre campaign on Twitter/X

 

Oh, pshaw!  That's been unceasing since he came into the league.  Although you forgot "Ravens fans and Shtupp  hype Lamar Jackson..."

[4th&long]

18 hours ago, Donuts and Doritos said:

"CHRIS OLAVE TRADED TO THE BILLS!"

 

That's the headline I'd like to see.

 

Exactly the first thought that came to my mind when I read the thread title. 

 

2nd thought was Sean and bean get canned. 

14 hours ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

Of all the Bills that have ever been, you dream about Bishop? Gibran Hamdan silently weeps.

Dream about any bills players? Maybe the Jill's. 

[Gregg]

17 hours ago, BVBILLS said:

"Bandwagon boarding now: Bills crush Panthers in statement game"

 

"Bills reload with blockbuster trades before the deadline - Bills GM admits he would probably waste drafts pick anyway"

 

"Browns defense dominate overconfident Pats with 6 turnovers - Robert Kraft spotted at Love You Long Time spa after game"

 

"Fins up by 10 with a minute to go and still lose"

 

"Jets finally get a win vs Bengals - QB finally gets a TD pass"

 

"Bumbling Chefs embarrass themselves on Monday Night Football - Multiple suspensions coming for brawls after someone insulted Taylor Swift"

 

"Titans squeak by the Colts with epic win"

 

"Cowboys ride the lucky Broncos all over Denver"

 

 

 

 

 

I think I would rather see the Jets lose to continue on the path to 0-17. That would be an embarrassment that would last a lifetime and for an organization as pathetic as them that would really say something considering all of the embarrassing moments they have had since 1960.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

14 hours ago, Warriorspikes51 said:

“Bills Blockbuster Trade” 

Many fans hoping for that, but expecting to see:

 

"Bills Blockbuster Trade: Knox and Shakir to Dallas, S Juanyeh Thomas, a fifth in 2027, and future considerations to Buffalo."

19 minutes ago, Gregg said:

 

I think I would rather see the Jets lose to continue on the path to 0-17. That would be an embarrassment that would last a lifetime and for an organization as pathetic as them that would really say something considering all of the embarrassing moments they have had since 1960.

Woody Johnson: "I don't care what Archie Manning says, fuel up my jet, we're going for a visit!"

[frostbitmic]

Bills win and no gets injured - fat chance I know.

patriots lose

Chiefs lose

[Solomon Grundy]

19 hours ago, Donuts and Doritos said:

"CHRIS OLAVE TRADED TO THE BILLS!"

 

That's the headline I'd like to see.

 

Bills acquire AJ Brown