Jim Jordan, where art thou?

[SectionC3]

I realize that thinking of reasons to not report sexual abuse of children can be time consuming.  But Trump needs all of the brainpower that Jordan can muster in view of what's going on at Mar a Lago.  And where is Jim Jordan these days?  Not defending Trump.  

 

https://dnyuz.com/2022/08/26/republicans-once-outraged-by-the-mar-a-lago-search-become-quieter-as-details-emerge/

 

But with crisis comes opportunity.  I thought maybe some of the ardent MAGA sycophants here could come up with some creative excuses for Trump's retention of classified records.  Now is your chance to think of a creative excuse for Trump's misconduct.  Maybe someone can email some of the most creative excuses (not lies, remember, because MAGA never lies) to Jim Jordan so that, when he's done thinking of reasons to not report sexual abuse of children and finished talking to Mark Zuckerberg about how MAGA can take over the metaverse, he can put your thoughts on Twitter.  Have at it!

Edited August 29, 2022 by SectionC3

[Tiberius]

He needed as much paper as he could get to clean up ketchup from the walls? 

[Andy1]

He wanted them for his presidential library. Admission is only allowed to full

platinum level members at Lago.

[SoCal Deek]

Until you’ve seen the documents you and I literally have no idea. 

[All_Pro_Bills]

17 minutes ago, SoCal Deek said:

Until you’ve seen the documents you and I literally have no idea. 

Facts are of little consequence to TDS victims.  They believe all the crap and propaganda shoveled and handed out by approved mouthpieces.  Even when it later proves to be false.  They would have made great citizens during the Soviet era.  Another flaw is their tendency to declare victory at halftime. 

[Doc]

1 hour ago, All_Pro_Bills said:

Facts are of little consequence to TDS victims.  They believe all the crap and propaganda shoveled and handed out by approved mouthpieces.  Even when it later proves to be false.  They would have made great citizens during the Soviet era.  Another flaw is their tendency to declare victory at halftime. 

 

It's a "I believe the headlines from my news source" mentality.  They read it, get outraged and that's the end of trying to find out the truth.

[SectionC3]

Lots of hoaxes from the usual suspects, but no help for Jim.  When the search was conducted, MAGA was enraged.  Now, it’s crickets.  And it’s crickets here, too.  Some babbling about TDS and not believing the news.  But largely silence.  

 

Frankly, I think both Jim and Trump are disappointed with you.  Maybe when Trump gets done unsuccessfully trying to hire someone to defend him in this mess, and Jim gets done hanging Mark Z. In the meta verse, they will have a word with you.  Until then, it’s time to think harder.  

[B-Man]

 

 

1 hour ago, All_Pro_Bills said:

Facts are of little consequence to TDS victims.  They believe all the crap and propaganda shoveled and handed out by approved mouthpieces.  Even when it later proves to be false.  They would have made great citizens during the Soviet era.  Another flaw is their tendency to declare victory at halftime. 

 

14 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

It's a "I believe the headlines from my news source" mentality.  They read it, get outraged and that's the end of trying to find out the truth.

 

 

 

 

 

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[SectionC3]

So far the clubhouse leader is that the execution of the warrant and resultant criminal troubles for Trump is some kind of hoax.  But I think Jim Jordan will need specifics on the hoax.  Were the documents planted by Antifa?  Are they fake documents created by the fake news FBI?  Or, given the proximity of Mar a Lago to the Bermuda Triangle, is this crisis one created by a dangerous alliance of aliens and sharks?  (We all know that Trump is terrified of sharks—now maybe with good reason.)  The floor is yours, MAGA. 

[SectionC3]

I just noticed a bright side to MAGA silence on this issue.  I just learned that Ozzy Osborne is leaving the United States because MAGA is so friggin crazy.  This coming from a guy who snorts ants for fun.  So maybe if MAGA doesn’t act crazy about this issue, we can avoid further migration of our population. 

[SectionC3]

Where are we, MAGA?  Too busy “going nuts” and “not taking it anymore?”  

[SectionC3]

19 minutes ago, Bandito said:

You need help. I feel bad for you

Hoax.  Gym and the Don need help.  Are you going to help them by thinking of a relevant hoax, or are you going to stick to your usual impertinent hoaxing?

[SectionC3]

1 minute ago, Bandito said:

Biden is a pedophile. His daughter admitted that in her journal. You need help

 

Not helpful to Gym and Don.  Be Better, as Melania would say! 

 

I’ll get you started here.  Maybe the FBI didn’t raid Mar a Lago.  Maybe it was Antifa dressed in FBI jackets who duped the Secret Service (all Democrats and RINOs, to be sure) and planted fake documents in the nutritionist’s office at Mar a Lago, which has sat dormant for years.  Now, the FBI is confused about the raid because it has been infiltrated by Antifa, including and especially Merrick Garland.  

 

That should get you started.  

[SectionC3]

15 minutes ago, Bandito said:

Antifa are the fascists. Just like you.

Hoax.  

 

Also, that isn’t very helpful to Gym and Don.  The road to success, including in writing, is paved with failure.  Keep on trying and I’m sure you’ll come up with something good.  Or at least I think you will.  Whatever.  Be Better!

[Doc]

The way Hilly's e-mails were handled makes none of care about how Trump handled classified information.  Again, prove he intended to do something nefarious with them, much less did.  Now run along, Skippy.

[nedboy7]

7 hours ago, Doc said:

 

It's a "I believe the headlines from my news source" mentality.  They read it, get outraged and that's the end of trying to find out the truth.

 

Qanon is a good source of facts. 

[Doc]

1 hour ago, nedboy7 said:

Qanon is a good source of facts. 

 

If you want to believe so...

 

[Andy1]

Come on  people… have you no imagination? Here are some additional possibilities.

1. He saved the documents to write his presidential memoirs, or better yet… make it into a movie series Juicing up the story/plot with some top secret info would surely help make it a best seller or Oscar winner.

 

2. He knew he was going to have lots of free time in his post presidency since he wouldn’t be watching himself on tv all day. He figured he could catch up on some reading by having Melania read classified stories to him. 

3. The documents are 15 boxes worth of flattering love letters from Putin. No way is he going to let anyone else see those. 

4. He took the docs, knowing the FBI would eventually come to the Lago for them. He master planned it all to hoax the government. Becoming the victim of the big bad government allows him to take the spotlight again, consolidate support, and most importantly… fundraise off of it again. Now he has a mission and reason for his campaign to take back the White House. Revenge! The angrier his supporters are, the better he likes it. 

 

That’s all I got….for now. In jest, of course.

Edited August 30, 2022 by Andy1

[billsfan_34]

The wrath is coming. Whistleblowers, FBI admitting they had client/attorney privileged documents, using a “taint” group, and one of the main agents in charge at the DC field office forced to resign and escorted out. Lets not forget violating 4th amendment rights and special privileges that every President/former President has. This is going right to the Supreme Court.

[Tiberius]

 

[SectionC3]

23 hours ago, nedboy7 said:

 

Qanon is a good source of facts. 

Good point. That’s really where all of these apologists should start.  I imagine all of the Q’s who haven’t overdosed on a deadly combination of Lysol, Ivermectin, HCQ, and Fox News could be of great help in this matter.  

19 hours ago, billsfan_34 said:

The wrath is coming. Whistleblowers, FBI admitting they had client/attorney privileged documents, using a “taint” group, and one of the main agents in charge at the DC field office forced to resign and escorted out. Lets not forget violating 4th amendment rights and special privileges that every President/former President has. This is going right to the Supreme Court.

You guessed it.  Hoax. 

[SectionC3]

19 hours ago, Andy1 said:

Come on  people… have you no imagination? Here are some additional possibilities.

1. He saved the documents to write his presidential memoirs, or better yet… make it into a movie series Juicing up the story/plot with some top secret info would surely help make it a best seller or Oscar winner.

 

2. He knew he was going to have lots of free time in his post presidency since he wouldn’t be watching himself on tv all day. He figured he could catch up on some reading by having Melania read classified stories to him. 

3. The documents are 15 boxes worth of flattering love letters from Putin. No way is he going to let anyone else see those. 

4. He took the docs, knowing the FBI would eventually come to the Lago for them. He master planned it all to hoax the government. Becoming the victim of the big bad government allows him to take the spotlight again, consolidate support, and most importantly… fundraise off of it again. Now he has a mission and reason for his campaign to take back the White House. Revenge! The angrier his supporters are, the better he likes it. 

 

That’s all I got….for now. In jest, of course.

Love it.  Hoaxing the government.  I wish I would have thought of that earlier.  

 

I’ll add that maybe this is the ultimate hoax.  Like how the hoax story ends.  Just when you think he’s down, out, morbidly obese, covered in liver spots, and struggling with early stage dementia, the Don comes back to own the libs, defund the FBI, build the wall on the Colorado border, and sign a mutual defense pact with North Korea.  

Edited August 30, 2022 by SectionC3

[billsfan_34]

39 minutes ago, SectionC3 said:

Good point. That’s really where all of these apologists should start.  I imagine all of the Q’s who haven’t overdosed on a deadly combination of Lysol, Ivermectin, HCQ, and Fox News could be of great help in this matter.  

You guessed it.  Hoax. 

It is not a guess! Just the facts. Russia was proven to be a hoax and now the FBI has become politically bias. Whatever thou, folks can believe what they want.

[Andy1]

52 minutes ago, SectionC3 said:

Love it.  Hoaxing the government.  I wish I would have thought of that earlier.  

 

I’ll add that maybe this is the ultimate hoax.  Like how the hoax story ends.  Just when you think he’s down, out, morbidly obese, covered in liver spots, and struggling with early stage dementia, the Don comes back to own the libs, defund the FBI, build the wall on the Colorado border, and sign a mutual defense pact with North Korea.  

The whole Trump presidency was a hoax on the Republican party. He was never a true Republican or conservative. His candidacy was all just a way to get back in the limelight and grift people. Now he owns the party. 

[SectionC3]

30 minutes ago, billsfan_34 said:

It is not a guess! Just the facts. Russia was proven to be a hoax and now the FBI has become politically bias. Whatever thou, folks can believe what they want.

Hoax.  Trump was not exonerated.  Protected by a prosecutor he appointed. 

10 minutes ago, Andy1 said:

The whole Trump presidency was a hoax on the Republican party. He was never a true Republican or conservative. His candidacy was all just a way to get back in the limelight and grift people. Now he owns the party. 

This.  They’re stuck with him.  Lie with a dog, get a spray tan. 

[billsfan_34]

1 hour ago, SectionC3 said:

Hoax.  Trump was not exonerated.  Protected by a prosecutor he appointed. 

This.  They’re stuck with him.  Lie with a dog, get a spray tan. 

Ok cool story. 

[SectionC3]

Somebody better put out the bat signal for Gym.  Things just got a little more real for the Don:

 

https://apnews.com/article/mar-a-lago-government-and-politics-1fef158c3a66bfc0ba6224570753ba47

[Doc]

LOL!  They're finding nothing so they go with "obstruction."  No where have I heard that before.  

 

 

[SectionC3]

21 minutes ago, Doc said:

LOL!  They're finding nothing so they go with "obstruction."  No where have I heard that before.  

 

 

If by nothing you mean the top secret documents in that photo, then we finally agree on something.  

[Doc]

29 minutes ago, SectionC3 said:

If by nothing you mean the top secret documents in that photo, then we finally agree on something.  

 

Hoax.

[Brueggs]

15 hours ago, Andy1 said:

The whole Trump presidency was a hoax on the Republican party. He was never a true Republican or conservative. His candidacy was all just a way to get back in the limelight and grift people. Now he owns the party. 

You are right in the sense that Trump was never a true Republican.  He is a pragmatic.  He used the Republican platform to run for the presidency because the independent platform has proven to do nothing other than detract votes from one of the other "two" candidates.  

He has subsequently transformed the party, and he exposed DC for what it is.  Although many people already knew, or at least suspected it, he pulled back the curtain for everyone to see.  Like him, or hate him, not very many people would have the courage to do that.  DC is corrupt on both sides of the isle.  

That being said, the current party in charge is implementing some of the worst policies in our nations history, and I can't see how anyone can even defend them at this point.  Fiscal irresponsibility, wide open borders, new wars, record high prices on food and fuel, weaponization of federal agencies, practically state run media/academia, and the list goes on and on.  I'm not saying they are intentionally trying to destroy the country, but if they were, what would they do differently?

 

[SectionC3]

13 minutes ago, Brueggs said:

You are right in the sense that Trump was never a true Republican.  He is a pragmatic.  He used the Republican platform to run for the presidency because the independent platform has proven to do nothing other than detract votes from one of the other "two" candidates.  

He has subsequently transformed the party, and he exposed DC for what it is.  Although many people already knew, or at least suspected it, he pulled back the curtain for everyone to see.  Like him, or hate him, not very many people would have the courage to do that.  DC is corrupt on both sides of the isle.  

That being said, the current party in charge is implementing some of the worst policies in our nations history, and I can't see how anyone can even defend them at this point.  Fiscal irresponsibility, wide open borders, new wars, record high prices on food and fuel, weaponization of federal agencies, practically state run media/academia, and the list goes on and on.  I'm not saying they are intentionally trying to destroy the country, but if they were, what would they do differently?

 

Pretending the election they lost was rigged and storming the Capitol on January 6th. Boom.  Roasted. 

[Brueggs]

43 minutes ago, SectionC3 said:

Pretending the election they lost was rigged and storming the Capitol on January 6th. Boom.  Roasted. 

In your mind, perhaps.

You are the perfect example of how powerful and dangerous the MSM is.  They have spent years promoting knowingly false stories, and at the same time, suppressing real ones.  Many have already known this, but now, it is undeniable to anyone, even you...if you're honest.  They have even admitted it themselves.  They know, and it has worked since its inception, that if they repeat the same thing over and over for a great length of time, people will believe it as the truth, even in spite of evidence right in front of their faces.  Yet, people like you continue to trust them.  

[SectionC3]

11 minutes ago, Brueggs said:

In your mind, perhaps.

You are the perfect example of how powerful and dangerous the MSM is.  They have spent years promoting knowingly false stories, and at the same time, suppressing real ones.  Many have already known this, but now, it is undeniable to anyone, even you...if you're honest.  They have even admitted it themselves.  They know, and it has worked since its inception, that if they repeat the same thing over and over for a great length of time, people will believe it as the truth, even in spite of evidence right in front of their faces.  Yet, people like you continue to trust them.  

Tell those pig farmers who runQAnon that I said hi.  Hoax.  You’d probably be better served to skip the next meeting. 

[Brueggs]

1 hour ago, SectionC3 said:

Tell those pig farmers who runQAnon that I said hi.  Hoax.  You’d probably be better served to skip the next meeting. 

Typical of your type.  Deflect and add insults.  Your programming is complete.  Turn on your TV so you know what to think next.

[SectionC3]

2 hours ago, Brueggs said:

Typical of your type.  Deflect and add insults.  Your programming is complete.  Turn on your TV so you know what to think next.

I didn’t insult you.  You’re in Q, and I suggested skipping a meeting or two.  If anything, you should thank me for the free and sound advice.  

[Brueggs]

28 minutes ago, SectionC3 said:

I didn’t insult you.  You’re in Q, and I suggested skipping a meeting or two.  If anything, you should thank me for the free and sound advice.  

Are you, Billstime and Tiberius in some sort of competition?  Its the only thing that makes sense.

[Andy1]

8 hours ago, Brueggs said:

He has subsequently transformed the party, and he exposed DC for what it is. 

Honest question: Other than an emphasis on stopping illegal immigration, what other ways has he transformed the party for the better?

[Brueggs]

2 hours ago, Andy1 said:

Honest question: Other than an emphasis on stopping illegal immigration, what other ways has he transformed the party for the better?

To be fair, I only said he transformed the party.  I will take the position that it is for the better though.  

The America first policy comes to mind.  We are the only sovereign nation I can think of that doesn't put its own citizens first.  How can you have a successful nation without that foundation?  

I suppose the actual transformation is in the many other political leaders that have adopted his ideas and made them part of their own platforms, along with other leaders who went the opposite way, and were jettisoned from the party.  The GOP was essentially struggling, and Trump showed them a new way that actually worked.

This isn't part of any GOP transformation, but he did expose government and media corruption (pretty much the same thing at this point) which is very significant.  I can't think of anyone else in his position that would have had the courage to do what he did.  As citizens, we all deserve to know the truth.  Even as ugly as it is, the ugly truth is always better than a pretty lie, yet the pretty lie is what we hear most often.