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I realize that thinking of reasons to not report sexual abuse of children can be time consuming.  But Trump needs all of the brainpower that Jordan can muster in view of what's going on at Mar a Lago.  And where is Jim Jordan these days?  Not defending Trump.  

 

https://dnyuz.com/2022/08/26/republicans-once-outraged-by-the-mar-a-lago-search-become-quieter-as-details-emerge/

 

But with crisis comes opportunity.  I thought maybe some of the ardent MAGA sycophants here could come up with some creative excuses for Trump's retention of classified records.  Now is your chance to think of a creative excuse for Trump's misconduct.  Maybe someone can email some of the most creative excuses (not lies, remember, because MAGA never lies) to Jim Jordan so that, when he's done thinking of reasons to not report sexual abuse of children and finished talking to Mark Zuckerberg about how MAGA can take over the metaverse, he can put your thoughts on Twitter.  Have at it!

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17 minutes ago, SoCal Deek said:

Until you’ve seen the documents you and I literally have no idea. 

Facts are of little consequence to TDS victims.  They believe all the crap and propaganda shoveled and handed out by approved mouthpieces.  Even when it later proves to be false.  They would have made great citizens during the Soviet era.  Another flaw is their tendency to declare victory at halftime. 

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1 hour ago, All_Pro_Bills said:

Facts are of little consequence to TDS victims.  They believe all the crap and propaganda shoveled and handed out by approved mouthpieces.  Even when it later proves to be false.  They would have made great citizens during the Soviet era.  Another flaw is their tendency to declare victory at halftime. 

 

It's a "I believe the headlines from my news source" mentality.  They read it, get outraged and that's the end of trying to find out the truth.

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Lots of hoaxes from the usual suspects, but no help for Jim.  When the search was conducted, MAGA was enraged.  Now, it’s crickets.  And it’s crickets here, too.  Some babbling about TDS and not believing the news.  But largely silence.  

 

Frankly, I think both Jim and Trump are disappointed with you.  Maybe when Trump gets done unsuccessfully trying to hire someone to defend him in this mess, and Jim gets done hanging Mark Z. In the meta verse, they will have a word with you.  Until then, it’s time to think harder.  

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1 hour ago, All_Pro_Bills said:

Facts are of little consequence to TDS victims.  They believe all the crap and propaganda shoveled and handed out by approved mouthpieces.  Even when it later proves to be false.  They would have made great citizens during the Soviet era.  Another flaw is their tendency to declare victory at halftime. 

 

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It's a "I believe the headlines from my news source" mentality.  They read it, get outraged and that's the end of trying to find out the truth.

 

 

 

 

 

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So far the clubhouse leader is that the execution of the warrant and resultant criminal troubles for Trump is some kind of hoax.  But I think Jim Jordan will need specifics on the hoax.  Were the documents planted by Antifa?  Are they fake documents created by the fake news FBI?  Or, given the proximity of Mar a Lago to the Bermuda Triangle, is this crisis one created by a dangerous alliance of aliens and sharks?  (We all know that Trump is terrified of sharks—now maybe with good reason.)  The floor is yours, MAGA. 

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I just noticed a bright side to MAGA silence on this issue.  I just learned that Ozzy Osborne is leaving the United States because MAGA is so friggin crazy.  This coming from a guy who snorts ants for fun.  So maybe if MAGA doesn’t act crazy about this issue, we can avoid further migration of our population. 

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1 minute ago, Bandito said:

Biden is a pedophile. His daughter admitted that in her journal. You need help

 

Not helpful to Gym and Don.  Be Better, as Melania would say! 

 

I’ll get you started here.  Maybe the FBI didn’t raid Mar a Lago.  Maybe it was Antifa dressed in FBI jackets who duped the Secret Service (all Democrats and RINOs, to be sure) and planted fake documents in the nutritionist’s office at Mar a Lago, which has sat dormant for years.  Now, the FBI is confused about the raid because it has been infiltrated by Antifa, including and especially Merrick Garland.  

 

That should get you started.  

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15 minutes ago, Bandito said:

Antifa are the fascists. Just like you.

Hoax.  

 

Also, that isn’t very helpful to Gym and Don.  The road to success, including in writing, is paved with failure.  Keep on trying and I’m sure you’ll come up with something good.  Or at least I think you will.  Whatever.  Be Better!

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The way Hilly's e-mails were handled makes none of care about how Trump handled classified information.  Again, prove he intended to do something nefarious with them, much less did.  Now run along, Skippy.

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Come on  people… have you no imagination? Here are some additional possibilities.


1. He saved the documents to write his presidential memoirs, or better yet… make it into a movie series Juicing up the story/plot with some top secret info would surely help make it a best seller or Oscar winner.

 

2. He knew he was going to have lots of free time in his post presidency since he wouldn’t be watching himself on tv all day. He figured he could catch up on some reading by having Melania read classified stories to him. 


3. The documents are 15 boxes worth of flattering love letters from Putin. No way is he going to let anyone else see those. 


4. He took the docs, knowing the FBI would eventually come to the Lago for them. He master planned it all to hoax the government. Becoming the victim of the big bad government allows him to take the spotlight again, consolidate support, and most importantly… fundraise off of it again. Now he has a mission and reason for his campaign to take back the White House. Revenge! The angrier his supporters are, the better he likes it. 

 

That’s all I got….for now. In jest, of course.

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The wrath is coming. Whistleblowers, FBI admitting they had client/attorney privileged documents, using a “taint” group, and one of the main agents in charge at the DC field office forced to resign and escorted out. Lets not forget violating 4th amendment rights and special privileges that every President/former President has. This is going right to the Supreme Court.

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