SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Gronk Is Having A Baby! - GAME ON https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/gronk-having-baby-game-060000340.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Congrats Gronk, Mrs. Gronk, and baby piglet! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sherlock Holmes Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, BillsFan4 said: McCaffrey and I will be utilizing this technology in preparation for our upcoming baby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 3 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Gronk Is Having A Baby! - GAME ON https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/gronk-having-baby-game-060000340.html Childbirth takes under a minute...good to know. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 16, 2020 Author Share Posted July 16, 2020 44 minutes ago, Warcodered said: Childbirth takes under a minute...good to know. TV show was up against a Hard Break!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 8 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Gronk Is Having A Baby! - GAME ON https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/gronk-having-baby-game-060000340.html Gronk is replacing Arnold in sequel? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) 22 hours ago, Warcodered said: Childbirth takes under a minute...good to know. My wife was in labor for 40 hours with our first child. I watched golf on TV with the doctor, who eventually decided that giant noggin’ ain’t gonna fit thru there. Ended up as a C-section. Second child? “I’m not going thru that $#@& again! See you Tuesday at 8:00 am and you go get him.” I didn’t think I was a horrible person, but three decades have passed and I’m occasionally reminded that watching the golf tournament was poor form. I now understand that the DOCTOR moves on, but I’M still living with it. One of life’s many lessons learned! . Edited July 17, 2020 by Augie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Too bad you could not take a mulligan on that Augie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 16, 2020 Author Share Posted July 16, 2020 Baby 1 5 hours start to finish Baby 2 3 hours Baby 3 over 12. then daddy went to Doctor Stoppe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Augie said: My wife was in labor for 40 hours with our first child. I watched golf on TV with the doctor, who eventually decided that giant noggin’ ani’t gonna fit thru there. Ended up as a C-section. Second child? “I’m not going thru that $#@& again! See you Tuesday at 8:00 am and you go get him.” I didn’t think I was a horrible person, but three decades have passed and I’m occasionally reminded that watching the golf tournament was poor form. I now understand that the DOCTOR moves on, but I’M still living with it. One of life’s many lessons learned! VBack (vaginal birth after a prior C-section) were almost unheard of years ago. Still. Even today not that routine. Let me put that in lock operators terms: What I am saying is, once you choose NOT to navigate the canal, it's usually wise to never transit the canal again. Special Shout-out to my buds: @BringBackFergy & @Gugny. I KNOW they got my back on this one! BTW... Both my children didn't navigate the canal. Shocking right? Son was a emergency C-section after 13 hours and daughter was scheduled, also "untimely ripped." ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 20 hours ago, Augie said: My wife was in labor for 40 hours with our first child. I watched golf on TV with the doctor, who eventually decided that giant noggin’ ain’t gonna fit thru there. Ended up as a C-section. Second child? “I’m not going thru that $#@& again! See you Tuesday at 8:00 am and you go get him.” I didn’t think I was a horrible person, but three decades have passed and I’m occasionally reminded that watching the golf tournament was poor form. I now understand that the DOCTOR moves on, but I’M still living with it. One of life’s many lessons learned! . Who said this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Mark Vader said: Who said this? That’s basically what my wife told her doctor. She figured 40 hours of labor (followed by C-section) was enough for both kids. There was no chance she’d do that again! As soon as she learned she was pregnant again she announced he would be born by way of a C-section. As her mother advised her, “knock me out and then wake me up when it’s over”. It should be noted that my side of the family has strangely large heads. She has announced that it’s one of the things that should be on the checklist before choosing a husband. Too late! It’s not just evident with child birth. When my son was playing HS football, they said “WTF? That head of yours is deceptively large” and had to get him a special helmet. When we go whitewater rafting we are the ones in a different colored helmet (blue for us vs white for everyone else) that they bring out of a back room with helmets reserved for “special cases”. It’s easy to pick us out in the photos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Augie said: That’s basically what my wife told her doctor. She figured 40 hours of labor (followed by C-section) was enough for both kids. There was no chance she’d do that again! As soon as she learned she was pregnant again she announced he would be born by way of a C-section. As her mother advised her, “knock me out and then wake me up when it’s over”. It should be noted that my side of the family has strangely large heads. She has announced that it’s one of the things that should be on the checklist before choosing a husband. Too late! It’s not just evident with child birth. When my son was playing HS football, they said “WTF? That head of yours is deceptively large” and had to get him a special helmet. When we go whitewater rafting we are the ones in a different colored helmet (blue for us vs white for everyone else) that they bring out of a back room with helmets reserved for “special cases”. It’s easy to pick us out in the photos. Has your son's fiancee been so duly informed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Mark Vader said: Has your son's fiancee been so duly informed? Let us just say we did not lead with that little detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Augie said: Let us just say we did not lead with that little detail. I hope she loves surprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Augie said: It should be noted that my side of the family has strangely large heads. "I'm a walking candy apple!"? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Vader said: I hope she loves surprises. She knows.............NOW. It’s not a first date topic. See the SDS thread about ruining a date in 4 words. How would that go? “Skull can’t be birthed”? After 2 years+ together, she either thinks she’s tough or is planning to start with the C-section! 6 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: "I'm a walking candy apple!"? ? We are human bobble heads! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Augie said: She knows.............NOW. It’s not a first date topic. See the SDS thread about ruining a date in 4 words. How would that go? “Skull can’t be birthed”? After 2 years+ together, she either thinks she’s tough or is planning to start with the C-section! We are human bobble heads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, Warcodered said: That is a silly hat, and I don’t have a mustache. Other than that........spot on for me! The son is a gym rat, all sports. Came in 5th in Florida as a HS weight lifter. I cannot in good conscience include him in this! Same head, but bigger arms, legs and chest....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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