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By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot

 

-of COVID-19!

 

Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule!

 

Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition.

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

 

By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot

 

-of COVID-19!

 

Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule!

 

Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition.

 

 

 

 

 

I have seen this (essentially) proposed elsewhere, and it isn't too far out. 

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9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

 

By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot

 

-of COVID-19!

 

Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule!

 

Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition.

 

 

 

 

Here I was expecting a throw Tom Hanks in a volcano joke. 

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Just now, The Jokeman said:

Here I was expecting a throw Tom Hanks in a volcano joke. 

Unfortunately, no. We have tried sacrificing a virgin to that end, but none could be found...

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Just now, Chandler#81 said:

Unfortunately, no. We have tried sacrificing a virgin to that end, but none could be found...

Tim Tebow?

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Just now, The Jokeman said:

Tim Tebow?

Maybe it’s just me, but carving little penis’s overseas kinda disqualifies him..

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9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

 

By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot

 

-of COVID-19!

 

Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule!

 

Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition.

 

 

 

 

 

When I think “Gimme the Good Stuff!”, that is NOT what I’m thinking of! 

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6 hours ago, 32ABBA said:

 

I have seen this (essentially) proposed elsewhere, and it isn't too far out. 

 

Thankfully they didn't actually do this.

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13 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

 

By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot

 

-of COVID-19!

 

Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule!

 

Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition.

 

This is sarcasm, right?

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In another month when it warms up, corona virus will disappear. Trust me, I know more than the doctors on this.

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On 3/24/2020 at 3:03 AM, Chandler#81 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That picture of Tom Hanks really reinforces my theory that without makeup, lighting, camera angles, and digital editing, Hollywood celebrities are just as ugly as the rest of society

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5 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

 

That picture of Tom Hanks really reinforces my theory that without makeup, lighting, camera angles, and digital editing, Hollywood celebrities are just as ugly as the rest of society

 

Yeah, he’d fit right in at a Bills tailgate! 

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1 hour ago, frostbitmic said:

In another month when it warms up, corona virus will disappear. Trust me, I know more than the doctors on this.

 

Trust you as much as I'd trust New England's coach to not cheat.

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1 hour ago, frostbitmic said:

In another month when it warms up, corona virus will disappear. Trust me, I know more than the doctors on this.

 

Trust me ... never trust a man who says, "Trust me."

 

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I can’t tell if this is satire or not, but we have healthy 20 something year old kids dying from COVID where I live.

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