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Man glues himself to a plane. Seriously?

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1 minute ago, DC Tom said:

 

Probably another ill-conceived promo for the ipcoming *****-ass Midway movie.

 

That Midway movie is actually more true to what happened than the actual events at Midway! 

 

According to some people.....

 

Maybe....

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10 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

LoL... Can we get an active hyperlink from a Mod please!

 

I don't do cut-n-paste! 😉

 

Picky Picky Picky.  Fixed.

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3 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

That Midway movie is actually more true to what happened than the actual events at Midway! 

 

According to some people.....

 

Maybe....

 

Those people should be planted in the ground head-first like the turnips they are.

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1 hour ago, DC Tom said:

 

Those people should be planted in the ground head-first like the turnips they are.

Save advice. Thank you!

 

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How did I know it was some kind of environmentalist group. Need to transport all these morons to some remote island and everyone’s happy 

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1 hour ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

 

 

 

Charge him a fare and take off. No need to hold the other passengers back from getting to their destination. 

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I don't know how, but in the link at the top of this thread, a Polencarz ad was playing!

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5 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said:

So clear him for take off and let's see how good that glue really is,.

I was thinking of that original krazy glue commercial with the guy glued to a girder by his hard hat. We could have a whole competition - how many miles will Larry stay on the plane? Current record is 2,378 miles, get your beer and a seat for the action.

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28 minutes ago, KRC said:

 

Charge him a fare and take off. No need to hold the other passengers back from getting to their destination. 

 

glue an oxygen tank next to him and yell Good Luck 

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How the heck did he get up there? Where was security?

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after he is convicted of being a public nuisance, his punishment should be to walk through the jetway with all the other passengers and let each one land a good kick to the groin.

Edited by JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS
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1 hour ago, KRC said:

Charge him a fare and take off. No need to hold the other passengers back from getting to their destination. 

 

The problem is, if he came loose during takeoff and hit the vertical stabilizer Bad Things could occur.

 

Do you really want to trust someone who climbs on a plane and glues themselves down to ensure that he's used appropriate adhesive and good gluing technique?

 

8 minutes ago, Gary M said:

How the heck did he get up there? Where was security?

 

I expect security is going to be asked some questions.

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1 hour ago, 4BillsintheBurgh said:

I was thinking of that original krazy glue commercial with the guy glued to a girder by his hard hat. We could have a whole competition - how many miles will Larry stay on the plane? Current record is 2,378 miles, get your beer and a seat for the action.

Have the crew call for de-icing before they leave too.

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1 hour ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

 

glue an oxygen tank next to him and yell Good Luck 

 

No need for oxygen. He chose his seat. Getting him his bag of pretzels may be a little rough for the flight attendant, however.

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7 hours ago, Gary M said:

How the heck did he get up there? Where was security?

Just picturing it in my head:

 

When you get to the plane door, there's a gap between the plane and the tunnel. Grab the top of the tunnel, pull yourself up and squeeze through. Or exit through the employee door on the other side and pull yourself up. Once on top of the tunnel, you could easily get on top of the plane.

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52 minutes ago, LeGOATski said:

Just picturing it in my head:

 

 Or exit through the employee door on the other side and pull yourself up. Once on top of the tunnel, you could easily get on top of the plane.

 

There is no "employee door."

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1 hour ago, sherpa said:

 

There is no "employee door."

On the tunnel. The other door with the steps leading down to the tarmac where employees can take extra passenger bags down.

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