Rocket94 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 If the Broadcast "NFL Films" was in existence today, how would the deep voice of John Facenda portray Josh Allen in the Bills comeback win over the Jets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 “It was a warm autumn day at Coney Island...not only for roller coasters and hot dog eating contests, but the infamous Jets as well. At no other time has a team propped up a wiener to its mouth and hopped on a roller coaster but suddenly choked on that tube steak in such a terrific fashion. Who can they thank? The Buffalo Bills and the defense from New York’s team to jam that frank down their gullet.....” 1 5 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: “It was a warm autumn day at Coney Island...not only for roller coasters and hot dog eating contests, but the infamous Jets as well. At no other time has a team propped up a wiener to its mouth and hopped on a roller coaster but suddenly choked on that tube steak in such a terrific fashion. Who can they thank? The Buffalo Bills and the defense from New York’s team to jam that frank down their gullet.....” So you remember! That would be a fitting modern take! What about Josh Allen? No hero stuff? No intestinal fortitude? or overcoming adversity, or the insanity of Adam Gase? Edited September 9, 2019 by Rocket94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Rocket94 said: So you remember! That would be a fitting modern take! What about Josh Allen? No hero stuff? No intestinal fortitude? or overcoming adversity, or the insanity of Adam Gase? “Acrosss the frozen tundraaa of Adam Gase’s career....comes a rider on a white (and red And blue) horse.. the pale winds of... “ oh I give up. Nevermind Edited September 9, 2019 by bobblehead 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, bobblehead said: “Acrosss the frozen tundraaa of Adam Gase’s career....comes a rider on a white (and red And blue) horse.. the pale winds of... “ oh I give up. Nevermind Good. Then, metaphorically speaking, we need words to describe landmarks and the subject himself! The football Gods speaking? Edited September 10, 2019 by Rocket94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsDude Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) And then the Bills sidelines came to life as their superhero captain and leader Joshua David Allen decided to show the Jets what real men were all about, as he flexed his bionic muscles, spoon fed Motor some spinach, and gave a pep to the defense that would make Lombardi proud. No sulking, no crying, no promises that he could not keep, and no praying to the Holy Ghost, when his team slipped and slopped, fumbled twice and threw unlucky picks. No calling Willy Wonka or the Oompa Loompa's for having laid forty minutes of rotten eggs. No, that was not what Buffalo’s fun loving, Mafia cheering, Wonferlic scholar and athletic strongman did. ( To be continued by someone else...) Edited September 10, 2019 by BillsDude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: “It was a warm autumn day at Coney Island...not only for roller coasters and hot dog eating contests, but the infamous Jets as well. At no other time has a team propped up a wiener to its mouth and hopped on a roller coaster but suddenly choked on that tube steak in such a terrific fashion. Who can they thank? The Buffalo Bills and the defense from New York’s team to jam that frank down their gullet.....” ^^^ This is a thing of pure genius.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, BillsDude said: And then the Bills sidelines came to life as their superhero captain and leader Joshua David Allen decided to show the Jets what real men were all about, as he flexed his bionic muscles, spoon fed Motor some spinach, and gave a pep to the defense that would make Lombardi proud. No sulking, no crying, no promises that he could not keep, and no praying to the Holy Ghost, when his team slipped and slopped, fumbled twice and threw unlucky picks. No calling Willy Wonka or the Oompa Loompa's for having laid forty minutes of rotten eggs. No, that was not what Buffalo’s fun loving, Mafia cheering, Wonferlic and athletic strongman did. He and told his team Gang Green would soon be green with envy, as he as he the offense would mwe are through a football at a hovering jet, and confidently told his team that the 0-16 score would soon be reversed! towards the dusted off the brown chips from Yes! the hovering jet. Strong man too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 The young field general threw a heater low and inside which was deflected into the calm autumn air and picked off by the great linebacker destined for agony between his legs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsDude Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Rocket94 said: Yes! the hovering jet. Strong man too! Oops, you got the sent out too soon copy. Had revised it as some politician hacked into my account for the last few sentences, and sent it out before I was ready.. Edited September 10, 2019 by BillsDude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, mattynh said: The young field general threw a heater low and inside which was deflected into the calm autumn air and picked off by the great linebacker destined for agony between his legs. The linebacker succumbed to the will of the young lad from mountains unknown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Formerly Allan in MD Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 "Who's Josh Allen? He's from Wyoming and he plays in Buffalo." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 Now we really know that there is a Yeti! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 3 hours ago, bobblehead said: “Acrosss the frozen tundraaa of Adam Gase’s career....comes a rider on a white (and red And blue) horse.. the pale winds of... “ oh I give up. Nevermind Because of the visit out to see him I feel like pale winds need to be replaced with mountain wave... Or at least used in some context. L 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) From the ashes of Jersey rose a mysterious man, they say he throws footballs through out the land... 16 minutes ago, The Wiz said: Because of the visit out to see him I feel like pale winds need to be replaced with mountain wave... Or at least used in some context. L This one's tough. Still have the Giants to worry about! Edited September 10, 2019 by Rocket94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) The Men in Green feasted on turnovers and the mistakes of the young bucks across the field for two and a half quarters. As the frenzied crowd cheered wildly and loudly, the young bucks suddenly arose and with steeled resolve mounted a challenge. Their young leader strode under center and stared the Men in Green down. Behind five horsemen, he and his brigade marched forward together with one goal. One resolve. To the surprise of the Men in Green and the crowd, soon they were within sight of the game's lead. The young leader turned to his defensemen and said, "Get me the ball one more time and we'll win this game." With grins on their faces, they nodded, "We will." Scant moments later, the young leader was once again on the field of battle. A dart here, a laser there, one after another he fired at will. One final shot and the crowd gasped in disbelief and fell silent. For the young bucks, victory was theirs. As they left the battlefield together, they grinned, confident that no matter the odds, no matter the battle, they would always have a chance at victory. Edited September 10, 2019 by jkeerie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobills1212 Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) This seems like itd be right up Shaw66s alley imo Edited September 10, 2019 by gobills1212 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, jkeerie said: The Men in Green feasted on turnovers and the mistakes of the young bucks across the field for two and a half quarters. As the frenzied crowd cheered wildly and loudly, the young bucks suddenly arose and with steeled resolve mounted a challenge. Their young leader strode under center and stared the Men in Green down. Behind five horsemen, he and his brigade marched forward together with one goal. One resolve. To the surprise of the Men in Green and the crowd, soon they were within sight of the game's lead. The young leader turned to his defensemen and said, "Get me the ball one more time and we'll win this game." With grins on their faces, they nodded, "We will." Scant moments later, the young leader was once again on the field of battle. A dart here, a laser there, one after another he fired at will. One final shot and the crowd gasped in disbelief and fell silent. For the young bucks, victory was theirs. As they left the zbattlefield together, they grinned, confident that no matter the odds, no matter the battle, they would always have a chance at victory. Pretty good! This would fit the background music! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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