WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.Where have you been?It's alright we know where you've been.You've been in the pipeline, filling in time.Provided with toys and scouting for boys.You bought a guitar to punish your ma.And you didn't like school, And you know you're nobody's fool.So welcome to the machine. Edited May 6, 2019 by WhoTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?We can end your daily strifeAt a reasonable priceYou've seen it advertised in LifeYou'll feel just fineNowBuy a big bright green pleasure machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I should have known you'd bid me farewell There's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well Now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea If I never hear your name again, it's all the same to me And I think it's gonna be all right Yeah, the worst is over now The mornin' sun is shinin' like a red rubber ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I'll never forget you and love you inspite of your faults The good and the bad I want to remember it all I did a new dance and you did your Tennessee Waltz The party's all over I came uninvited I'm leaving and taking the belle of the ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 And the man in the back said everyone attack And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Hey ho, let's go Hey ho, let's go Hey ho, let's go Hey ho, let's go They're forming in a straight line They're goin through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds Blitzkreig Bop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Let us have peace, let us have life Let us escape the cruel night Let us have time, let the sun shine Let us beware the deadly sign The day is coming Armageddon's near Inferno coming Can we survive the blitzkrieg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Let me tell you now Ev'rybody's talking about Revolution, evolution, m@sturbation Flagellation, regulation, integrations Meditations, United Nations Congratulations All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 It happened on the strip where the road is wide Two cool shorts standing side by side Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a 4-thirteen Revving up our engines and it sounds real mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I looked in my mirror; a red light was blinkin'The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln! They arrested me and they put me in jail.And called my pappy to throw my bail.And he said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'If you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Beep, beep. (Beep, beep.)Beep, beep. (Beep, beep.)His horn went, beep, beep, beep. (Beep! Beep!). While riding in my Cadillac, what, to my surprise,A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size.The guy must have wanted it to pass me upAs he kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a gettin' hotty It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it I'll check out the hood scoop I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You've been drivin' all night long It's time to put the old Maserati away So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead And the damn thing's open Hello! Get in there! Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? She Wango'd to death Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Wango Tango Tango Wango Wango Wango Wango Tango Tango Tango Tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Riding along in my automobileMy baby beside me at the wheelI stole a kiss at the turn of a mileMy curiosity runnin' wildCrusin' and playin' the radioWith no particular place to go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Well the girls would turn the color Of the avocado when he would drive Down their street in his El Dorado He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an @sshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 She didn't see the tandem gravel truck Passin on the curve Too much fun Too little luck She didn't have time to swerve Terminus terminus Terminus El Dorado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Little James Dean, up on the screenWonderin' who he might beAlong came a Spyder and picked up a riderAnd took him down the road to eternity James Dean, James Dean, you bought it sight unseen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer. And I can't get get my car out of second gear. What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh! It took me 16 hours to get to L.A. Gonna write me up for 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! No, no no, Edited May 6, 2019 by DaBillsFanSince1973 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) So no one told you life was gonna be this way ????? Your job's a joke, you're broke Your love life's D.O.A It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year, but I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too) Edited May 6, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Mountains rough this time of yearClose the highway downThey don't warn the town And I've been fighting second gearFor fifteen miles or soTrying to beat the angry snow And I know every town worth passing throughBut what good does knowing doWith no one to show it to And I've grown tired of traveling aloneTired of traveling aloneI've grown tired of traveling aloneWon't you ride with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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