PastaJoe Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Tuesday afternoonI'm just beginning to seeNow I'm on my wayIt doesn't matter to meChasing the clouds away Something calls to meThe trees are drawing me nearI've got to find out whyThose gentle voices I hearExplain it all with a sigh I'm looking at myself, reflections of my mindIt's just the kind of day to leave myself behindSo gently swaying through the fairy-land of loveIf you'll just come with me you'll see the beauty of Tuesday afternoonTuesday afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too Thursday I don't care about you It's Friday I'm in love Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday I'm in love Saturday wait And Sunday always comes too late But Friday never hesitate... I don't care if Monday's black Tuesday, Wednesday heart attack Thursday never looking back It's Friday I'm in love Monday you can hold your head Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed Or Thursday watch the walls instead It's Friday I'm in love Saturday wait And Sunday always comes too late But Friday never hesitate... Dressed up to the eyes It's a wonderful surprise To see your shoes and your spirits rise Throwing out your frown And just smiling at the sound And as sleek as a shriek Spinning round and round Always take a big bite It's such a gorgeous sight To see you eat in the middle of the night You can never get enough Enough of this stuff It's Friday I'm in love I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too Thursday I don't care about you It's Friday, I'm in love Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday I'm in love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) I met her on Monday, was my lucky bun dayYou know what I mean.I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek dayYou know what I mean.My love gun's loaded and she's in my sightsBig game's waiting there inside her tights. Big bottomBig bottomTalk about mud flapsMy gal's got 'em.Big bottomDrive me out of my mind.How can I leave this behind? Edited June 4, 2019 by WhoTom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I really love you baby, I love what you've got Let's get together, we can get hot No more tomorrow, baby time is today Girl, I can make you feel okay No place for hidin' baby, no place to run You pull the trigger of my Love gun, (love gun), love gun Love gun, (love gun), love gun You can't forget me baby, don't try to lie You'll never leave me, mama, so don't try I'll be a gambler, baby lay down the bet We get together, mama you'll sweat No place for hidin' baby, no place to run You pull the trigger of my Love gun, (love gun), love gun Love gun, (love gun), love gun Love gun, love gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah) And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah) I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah) Because Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun (happiness, bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Well, don't you know that happiness is a warm gun momma? (Happiness is a warm gun, yeah) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Well East coast girls are hip I really dig those styles they wear And the Southern girls with the way they talk They knock me out when I'm down there The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright And the Northern girls with the way they kiss They keep their boyfriends warm at night I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California I wish they all could be California girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I've been around the worldI've seen a million girlsAin't one of them gotWhat my lady she's got She's stealin' the spotlightKnocks me off my feetShe's enough to start a landslideJust a walkin' down the street Wearing dresses so tightAnd looking dynamiteEnough to blow me outNo doubt about it can't live without it The girl's got rhythm (girl's got rhythm)The girl's got rhythm (girl's got rhythm)She's got the backseat rhythm (backseat rhythm)The girl's got rhythm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I've been caught stealing Once when I was 5 I enjoy stealing It's just as simple as that Well, it's just a simple fact When I want something, I don't want to pay for it I walk right through the door Walk right through the door Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine Mine all mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Running around robbing banks All whacked off of Scooby Snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Two young lovers with nothin' better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie Sue took the money and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 There was a young girl, whose heart was a frown, Because she was crippled for life, and couldn't speak a sound And she wished and prayed she would stop living, so she decided to die. She drew her wheel chair to the edge of the shore, and to her legs she smiled "You won't hurt me no more." But then a sight she'd never seen made her JUMP AND SAY "Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way" And it really didn't have to stop...it just kept on going. And so castles made of sand slips into the sea, Eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 There are men high up there fishingHaven't seen quite enough of the worldOoh, I ain't seen a sign of my heroesAnd I'm still diving down for pearls Let me flow into the oceanLet me get back to the seaLet me be stormy and let me be calmLet the tide in, and set me free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Well, what's your favorite color and do you dig the brothers, is drivin' me up a wall And everytime I think I can sleep, some fool has got to call Well don't you think that when I come home, I just want a little peace of mind If you want to talk about the business buddy, you're just wastin' time So, don't ask me no questions And I won't tell you no lies So, don't ask me about my business And I won't tell you goodbye I said don't ask no stupid questions and I won't send you away If you want to talk fishin, well I guess that'll be okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I keep hearin' you're concerned about my happiness But all that thought you're givin' me is conscience I guess If I was walkin' in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none While you 'n' your friends are worried about me I'm havin' lots of fun Countin' flowers on the wall That don't bother me at all Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine You can always find me here, I'm havin' quite a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Well when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair Talkin' to some rich folk that you know Well I hope you won't see me in my ragged company Well, you know I could never be alone Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the queen of the underground And you can send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) Wake up, little Susie, wake up Wake up, little Susie, wake up We've both been sound asleep, wake up, little Susie, and weep The movie's over, it's four o'clock, and we're in trouble deep Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie, well Whatta we gonna tell your mama Whatta we gonna tell your pa Whatta we gonna tell our friends when they say “ooh-la-la” Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie, well I told your mama that you'd be in by ten Well Susie baby looks like we goofed again Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie, we gotta go home Edited June 4, 2019 by Gray Beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) Suzy is an artist, she paints quite a lotAn artist she may be but a genius she is notShe says she wants to be a sociologistBut she better first get checked by a neurologist Suzy , Suzy , Suzy , Suzy Suzy , Suzy Greenberg Edited June 4, 2019 by WhoTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Susan, looks like I am losin'I'm losin' my mind (losin' my mind)I'm wastin' my time Susan do you have to be confusin'I ask myself why you're sayin' goodbye No other girl could ever take the place of youThough you're hurtin' me You know I'll always be thinkin' of youGirl I always love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone Susanne the plans they made put an end to you I walked out this morning and I wrote down this song I just can't remember who to send it to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Suzy you were such a sweetie Yeah, yeah, yeah Once you were my one and only Yeah, yeah, yeah Blow your mind on too much kool-aid Yeah, yeah, yeah Took my stash and left me lonely Yeah, yeah, yeah Suzy creamcheese, oh, baby, now What's got into ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Spent my days with a woman unkindSmoked my stuff and drank all my wine.Made up my mind to make a new startGoing To California with an aching in my heart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I can see her lyin' back in her satin dressIn a room where ya do what ya don't confessSundown you better take careIf I find you beenn creepin' 'round my back stairsSundown ya better take care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Wish I was a millionaire I'd play rock music and grow long hair I tell you boys I'd drive a new Rolls Royce Pretty women hangin' on me I'd give 'em all the third degree Satin sheets to keep 'em off of the streets Hallelujah hear me talkin' to ya praise the Lord and pass the tambourine Great Jehovah you'll come over As soon as ya see me boogie woogie cross the silver screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Almost cut my hairHappened just the other dayIt's gettin' kind of longI could've said it was in my way But I didn't and I wonder whyI feel like letting my freak flag flyAnd I feel like I owe it to someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 [Here's an oldie from my 45 days that popped into my noodle!] Gunhill Road, BTW: Back when my hair was short I was a white socked sport Wore pointed shoes and pegged pants Drank till my eyes were red Hid Playboy neath my bed Slicked my d.a. for the dance Back when my hair was short I met some friends in court For stealing hubcaps from cars Chain smoking under the stars Played all night pinball in bars And dreamed about love We were experts on love We talked our way all around it And even if we had found it We couldnt respond Slowly I changed my ways College and long-haired days Seeing three concerts a week An honest to God hippy freak Too busy eating to speak Except about love We held rallies for love But no one knew what they stood for How many months were they good for The meaning is gone Soon when my hair is short I'll make a full report Of how I came back alive And what it takes to survive Wringing the truth out of jive I'll tell you of love More than ever it's love No lack of faith undermines it Cause it's the hope that well find it That makes us go on Back when my hair was short I was a white socked sport Holding beer parties till three College appealed to me Eastern Philosophy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Jet with the wind in your hairOf a thousand lacesClimb on the back and we'll go for a ride in the sky And Jet I thought that the major was a little lady suffragette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him whyHe said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest in a big field of tall grass I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face And I fell asleep and dreamed I dreamed, I was in a Hollywood movie And that I was the star of the movie This really blew my mind, the fact that me An overfed, long haired leaping gnome Should be the star of a Hollywood movie There I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 They're gonna put me in the movies They're gonna make a big star out of me We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely And all I gotta do is act naturally Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star Might win an Oscar, you can never tell The movies gonna make me a big star 'Cause I can play the part so well Well, I hope you come and see me in the movies Then I know that you will plainly see The biggest fool that ever hit the big time And all I gotta do is act naturally 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Welcome my son, welcome to the machine What did you dream?It's alright, we told you what to dreamYou dreamed of a big starHe played a mean guitarHe always ate in the Steak BarHe loved to drive in his JaguarSo welcome to the machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 The bottles stand as empty, as they were filled before.Time there was and plenty, but from that cup no more.Though I could not caution all, I still might warn a few:Don't lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 All along the fateful coast We moved silent like a ghost The timeless sea of tireless host possessed us The wind came building from the cold northwest And soon the waves began to crest Crashing cross the forward deck All hands lost I alone survived the sinking I alone possessed the tools On that ship of fools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Does any one know where the love of God goes When the waves turn the minutes to hours? The searches all say they'd have made whitefish bay If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her They might have split up or they might have capsized They may have broke deep and took water And all that remains is the faces and the names Of the wives and the sons and the daughters Lake Huron rolls, superior sings In the rooms of her ice-water mansion Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams The islands and bays are for sportsmen And farther below lake Ontario Takes in what lake Erie can send her The iron boats go as the mariners all know With the gales of November remembered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Who's goin' to ride that chrome 3-wheeler?Who's goin' to make that first mistakeWho wants to wear those gypsy leatherAll the way to Fire Lake Who wants to break the news about Uncle Joe?You remember Uncle JoeHe was the one afraid to cut the cake Who wants to tell poor Aunt Sarah?Joe's run off to Fire LakeJoe's run off to Fire Lake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 You try to gimme your moneyYou better save it, babeSave it for your rainy dayI have only one burnin' desireLet me stand next to your fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Woke up this mornin' to the sunshine It sure as hell looks just like rain I know where to go on a cloudy day Oh rainy day woman I never seem to see you for the good times or the sunshine You have been a friend of mine, rainy day woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Sun is up Day is on Look for me I'll be gone cause today's the day I'm gonna see him again He's an Indian cowboy in the rodeo and I'm just another little girl who loves him so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Well it's 40 below and I don't give a f***, Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo It's an alla man left and alla man right Come on you f***in' dummy get your right step right Get off stage you g** d**n goof you know You piss me off, you f***in' jerk You get on my nerves 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 2 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Well it's 40 below and I don't give a f***, Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo It's an alla man left and alla man right Come on you f***in' dummy get your right step right Get off stage you g** d**n goof you know You piss me off, you f***in' jerk You get on my nerves ^ "The Rodeo Song" was popular in my bar-hopping days. Oh, so cold up north that the birds can't hardly flySo cold up north that the birds can't hardly flyI'm going back southAnd let this winter pass on by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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