ExiledInIllinois Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Like my father before me, I will work the land Like my brother above me, who took a rebel stand He was just eighteen, proud and brave, but a Yankee laid him in his grave I swear by the mud below my feet You can't raise a Caine back up when he's in defeat [Getting creative with cain theme] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Got me the strangest woman Believe me this trick's no cinch But I really get her going When I whip out my big ten inch Record of a band that plays the blues Well a band that plays its blues She just love my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues My girl don't go for smokin' and liquor just make her flinch seems she don't go for nothin' 'cept for [suck on] my big 10 inch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag The noon bells rings, you know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two! Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 It's a big job just gettin' by with nine kids and a wife But I've been a workin' man dang near all of my life And I'll keep on workin' long as my two hands are fit to use I'll drink a little beer in a tavern and sing a little bit of these workin' man blues Sometimes I think about leavin' do a little bummin' around I wanna throw my bills out the window catch a train to another town I go back workin' I gotta buy my kids a brand new pair of shoes I'll get a little bit stoned this weekend and cry a little bit of these workin' man blues I said hey hey workin' man workin' man like me I ain't never been on welfare and that's one place I won't be I'll be back workin' as long as my two hands are fit to use I'll get a little bit stoned this weekend and sing a little bit of these workin' man blues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) I pay my money to the welfare line I see ya standing in it every time Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Edited May 16, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 You just call out my nameAnd, you know, wherever I amI'll come running (oh yeah, baby)To see you againWinter, spring, summer or fallAll you've got to do is callAnd I'll be there, (yeah yeah yeah)You've got a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Bright light, almost blindingBlack night, still there shiningI can't stop, keep on climbingLooking for what I knew Had a friend, she once told me"You got love, you ain't lonely"Now she's gone and left me only, looking for what I knew Mmm, I'm telling you nowThe greatest thing you ever can do nowIs trade a smile with someone who's blue nowIt's very easy, just- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin' Sneezin' and wheezin The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground Well she was Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Billy had two big Caves for eyes, With a cliff for a jaw That would go up 'n down, And whenever it did, He'd puff out some dust, And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fenceI ain't got enough dough to pay the rentI'm flat broke but I don't careI strut right by with my tail in the air Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies catI'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's thatGet a shoe thrown at me from a mean old manGet my dinner from a garbage can Don't go crossing my path Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I got a black cat boneI got a mojo too I got John the ConquerorI'm gonna mess with you I'm gonna make you girlsLead me by my hand Then the world will knowI'm the hoochie-coochie man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt We got a little crazy but we never got caught Down by the river on a Friday night A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight Talking 'bout cars and dreaming 'bout women Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I lived in a place called Okfuskee And I had a little girl in a holler tree I said, "little girl, it's plain to see Ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me" She said, "it's hard for me to see How one little boy got so ugly" Yes, my little girly, that might be But there ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key There ain't nobody that can sing like me We walked down by the Buckeye Creek To see the frog eat the goggle-eye bee To hear the west wind whistle to the east There ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Oh, my little girly, will you let me see Way over yonder where the wind blows free? Nobody can see in our holler tree And there ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key There ain't nobody that can sing like me Her mama cut a switch from a cherry tree And laid it on the she and me It stung lots worse than a hive of bees But there ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Now I've walked a long long ways Still look back to my Tanglewood days I've led lots of girls since then to stray Saying ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key Ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 When I get off of this mountainYou know where I want to goStraight down the Mississippi riverTo the Gulf of Mexico To Lake Charles, LouisianaLittle Bessie, a girl that I once knewAnd she told me just to come on byIf there's anything she could do Up on Cripple Creek she sends meIf I spring a leak she mends meI don't have to speak she defends meA drunkard's dream if I ever did see one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed And then I tell her, as I turn out the light I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I think it's so groovy now That people are finally getting together I thinks it's so wonderful and how That people are finally getting together Reach out in the darkness Reach out in the darkness Reach out in the darkness And you may find a friend I knew a man that I did not care for And then one day this man gave me a call We sat and talked about things on our mind And now this man he is a friend of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Jeremiah was a bullfrogWas a good friend of mineI never understood a single word he saidBut I helped him a-drinkin' his wineAnd he always had some mighty fine wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Watching girls passing by, it ain't the latest thingI'm just standing in a doorwayI'm just trying to make some senseOut of these girls passing by, the tales they tell of menI'm not waiting on a ladyI'm just waiting on a friend 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes ah When she walks, she's like a samba That swings so cool and sways so gentle That when she passes, each one she passes goes ooh But I watch her so sadly How can I tell her I love her Yes I would give my heart gladly But each day, when she walks to the sea She looks straight ahead, not at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 See them over thereSee them moving down the roadTheir arms held out aheadAnd their eyes, their eyes are closed Don't make any noise, cry out loud, or stamp your feetYou'll wake the girls and boys who are walking in their sleep Every night they throw aside their blanketsSwing their feet down, stand up, and move out to the streetLike they're under a spell and together they roam across the countryAnd they're walking in their sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, KD in CA said: Watching girls passing by, it ain't the latest thingI'm just standing in a doorwayI'm just trying to make some senseOut of these girls passing by, the tales they tell of menI'm not waiting on a ladyI'm just waiting on a friend (I am) not a Stones guy... But this by far is my favorite! On Tattoo You but written years earlier for Goats Head Soup, 10 years earlier... But they still had Mick Taylor. Just NO dancing please Mick! [SORRY FOR THE SIDEBAR] My lyrical repsonse to last post: There is no political solution To our troubled evolution Have no faith in constitution There is no bloody revolution We are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Our so-called leaders speak With words they try to jail you They subjugate the meek But it's the rhetoric of failure We are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Where does the answer lie? Living from day to day If it's something we can't buy There must be another way We are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Never been a sinner I never sinnedI got a friend in JesusSo you know that when I dieHe's gonna set me up withThe spirit in the skyOh set me up with the spirit in the skyThat's where I'm gonna go when I dieWhen I die and they lay me to restI'm gonna go to the place that's the bestGo to the place that's the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Sometimes I feel so aliveSometimes I see so clearJust like the way we always wereSo young and free from fear I lose my fear of war and dyingAnd all the clouds just disappearOnly my mirror sees me cryingEach time I lose another year Wouldn't be a drag to be like youSettling down and having kidsAnd telling them what to doWell I'm gonna stay Nineteen forever We can do magic in these timesBe what we want to beWe'll all be rock 'n' roll starsImmortal on TV And if you see me looking tiredI've just been sleeping thought the dayBut I got something to keep me wiredSo we can dance the night away Wouldn't it be a drag to be like themThey're gonna sell out everythingBut I won't get fooled againCause I'm gonna be Nineteen forever You better believe it You know my dream's still aliveYou can love it or leave itBut I'm never gonna be 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 We'll be fighting in the streets With our children at our feet And the morals that they worship will be gone And the men who spurred us on Sit in judgment of all wrong They decide and the shotgun sings the song I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around Pick up my guitar and play just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again, don't get fooled again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 The boys are back. The boys are back The boys are back in town again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) When I was a boy I had the mind of a boy,But now I'm a man, ain't got no mind at all,When I was in my teens I had my share of dreams,But now I'm a man, ain't got no dreams at all. My how time rushes by,The moment you're born you start to die,Time waits for no man,And your life's spent, it's over before you began. Edited May 17, 2019 by WhoTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Yes, star crossed in pleasure the stream flows on by Yes, as we're sated in leisure, we watch it fly And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me Time can tear down a building or destroy a woman's face Hours are like diamonds, don't let them waste Time waits for no one, no favours has he Time waits for no one, and he won't wait for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Ticking away the moments that make up a dull dayFritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home townWaiting for someone or something to show you the way. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh girls they wanna have fun Oh girls just wanna have That's all they really want Some fun When the working day is done Oh girls, they wanna have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Mystery achievement Don't breathe down my neck no I got no trophies on display I sign them away I mean what the heck All of your promises Don't fill me with pride no I just wanna get out on the floor And do the Cuban slide, slide, slide, slide But every day, every nighttime I find Mystery achievement You're on my mind And every day, every nighttime I feel Mystery achievement you're so unreal Mystery achievement Where's my sandy beach? Yeah I had my dreams like everybody else But they're out of reach I said right out of reach I could ignore you Your demands are unending I got no tears on my ice cream but you know me I love pretending But every day, every nighttime I find Mystery achievement You're on my mind And every day, every nighttime I feel Mystery achievement you're so unreal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Roll up roll up for the Mystery TourRoll up roll up for the Mystery Tour Roll up, and that's an invitationRoll up for the Mystery TourRoll up to make a reservationRoll up for the Mystery Tour The Magical Mystery TourIs waiting to take you awayWaiting to take you away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 It's an invitation across the nation, a chance for folks to meet They'll be laughing and singing, music swinging Dancing in the street Philadelphia, pa Baltimore in dc now Don't forget the motor city On the streets of brazil Back in the ussr No matter where you are All we need is music, sweet music There'll be music everywhere They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing Dancing in the street, oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 My grandpa, he's ninety five And he keeps on dancin' He's still alive My grandma, she's ninety two She loves to dance And sing some, too I don't know But I've been told If you keep on dancing You'll never grow old Come on darling Put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long I'm a hard working man I'm a son of a gun I've been working all week in the noon day sun The wood's in the kitchen And the cow's in the barn I'm all cleaned up and my chores are all done Take my hand, come along Let's go out and have some fun Come on darling put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Pick on Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Come on darling, don't look that way Don't you know when you smile I've got to say you're my honey pumpkin lover You're my heart's delight Don't you want to go out tonight You're such a pretty lady You're such a sweet girl When you dance it brightens up my world Come on darling put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight And dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 And will it be poison put in my glass?And will it be slow or will it be fast?The bite of a snake, the sting of a spiderA drink of Belladonna on a Toussaint nightHiding in a corner in New York CityLooking down a forty-four in West Virginia I was dancing, dancing, dancing so free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 She comes on like a rose but everybody knows She'll get you in Dutch You can look but you better not touch Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around She's pretty as a daisy but look out man she's crazy She'll really do you in If you let her under your skin Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around Measles make you bumpy And mumps'll make you lumpy And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch A common cold'll fool ya And whooping cough'll cool ya But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I left there in a hurryLooking forward to my big surpriseThe next day I discoveredThat the fortune teller told me lies I hurried back down to that womanAs mad as I could beI told her I didn't see nobodyWhy'd she made a fool out of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Selling little bottles of love potion number nine I told her that I was a flop with chics I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is love potion number nine" She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine Love potion number nine Love Potion number nine Love Potion number nine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Love you ev'ry day girl,Always on my mind.One thing I can say girl,Love you all the time. Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.Ain't got nothin' but love babe,Eight days a week. Eight days a weekI love you.Eight days a weekIs not enough to show I care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Maybe I didn't love you Quite as often as I could have And maybe I didn't treat you Quite as good as I should have If I made you feel second best Girl I'm sorry I was blind But, you were always on my mind You were always on my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 YeahWell, baby I was wrongI should have said those thingsI should have brought you flowers, love and wedding ringsI walk alone and I pay the priceFor livin' on the wrong side of paradiseAnd I'm falling for paradiseAnd I'm falling for paradise [Hope I didn't repeat this one] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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