Now that Bringbackfergy’s Birthday is over , how many Asian carp has he got in his freezer?

[Mike in Horseheads]

10 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Fergy & CC go to "Inspiration Point" with Fergy's Tundra.  Of course Fergy puts the middle armrest/console up!  You can do that in a Tundra (ride 3 up front).

 

Well... You know what happens next.

Sadly, yes,,, yes I do

[ExiledInIllinois]

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Mike in HHDS said:

Sadly, yes,,, yes I do

How the sad story goes:

 

Cripple Creek 3 month's later catches static for walking in a clinic?

 

"CC got pregnant from a kid named Fergy that said he was in love
He said, "don't worry about a thing, baby doll I'm the man you've been dreaming of."
But three months later he say he won't date him or return his calls
And he swear, "*****, if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls"
And then he heads for the clinic and he gets some static walking through the door
They call him a killer, and they call him a sinner and they call him a *****
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose..."

 

 

 

[BringBackFergy]

On 10/27/2018 at 4:29 PM, ExiledInIllinois said:

How the sad story goes:

 

Cripple Creek 3 month's later catches static for walking in a clinic?

 

"CC got pregnant from a kid named Fergy that said he was in love
He said, "don't worry about a thing, baby doll I'm the man you've been dreaming of."
But three months later he say he won't date him or return his calls
And he swear, "*****, if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls"
And then he heads for the clinic and he gets some static walking through the door
They call him a killer, and they call him a sinner and they call him a *****
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose..."

 

 

 

 

 

On 10/27/2018 at 2:38 PM, Cripple Creek said:

Is this the parking thread?

@mead107  I’ll pay you an extra $10 to keep me away from these two. 

[Another Fan]

Thread still going strong.

 

Most me your just a jolly good fellow Fergy 

[Cripple Creek]

Ferguson is an immoral attention *****.

[Gugny]

Just 360 more days till Fergy's birthday!

[BuffaloBill]

Sorry I missed this last week.  Happy belated birthday you old curmudgeon. 

[Cripple Creek]

He deserves none of this attention and adulation. I want that noted for the record.

[ExiledInIllinois]

Fergy... Your birthday gift has been given to Mead.  Sorry I missed you yesterday @ the tailgate... HA! You kinda got Your wish!

 

PS: I threw a little something extra in with your gift! ?

 

[BringBackFergy]

7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Fergy... Your birthday gift has been given to Mead.  Sorry I missed you yesterday @ the tailgate... HA! You kinda got Your wish!

 

PS: I threw a little something extra in with your gift! ?

 

Thanks EIEIO!! I asked where you went but Mead mumbled something about “Who cares...I have his beer!!”  LOL. Yeah, I was late (4:30) due to some unforeseen circumstances that took longer than expected. I’ll probably never see a drop of that beer. But Inassume you had some good food. And I had some local beers there to trade ya. Next time sir. Be safe on that wall! We’re depending on you!!

[ExiledInIllinois]

3 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Thanks EIEIO!! I asked where you went but Mead mumbled something about “Who cares...I have his beer!!”  LOL. Yeah, I was late (4:30) due to some unforeseen circumstances that took longer than expected. I’ll probably never see a drop of that beer. But Inassume you had some good food. And I had some local beers there to trade ya. Next time sir. Be safe on that wall! We’re depending on you!!

You are very much welcome, enjoy! Yes! You guys always put out a nice spread.  Plenz cooking.  Mead, Cletus... Great time!

 

There should be a little 3 Floyds Brewing special item in that box I gave Mead.  I think You said You wear a large.

 

 

 

[BringBackFergy]

6 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

You are very much welcome, enjoy! Yes! You guys always put out a nice spread.  Plenz cooking.  Mead, Cletus... Great time!

 

There should be a little 3 Floyds Brewing special item in that box I gave Mead.  I think You said You wear a large.

 

 

 

Awesome! @mead107 still has the stuff....for how much longer, we don’t know. 

 

Meanwhile, this thread is moving along nicely. Thanks to @Cripple Creek for suggesting  that we keep it going. 

[mead107]

Happy belated birthday.    Thanks for the beer. 

[Cripple Creek]

This kind of self aggrandizement is a perfect example of what is wrong with this country.

[BringBackFergy]

Anyone have any good recipes for smoked beef ribs?

[ExiledInIllinois]

14 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Anyone have any good recipes for smoked beef ribs?

Why?  Gonna pack it in Your lunch bucket?

 

You could probably use a cool one right about now:

 

 

More of "Cousin Fergy":

 

 

 

 

 

[Gugny]

48 years and 11 days old .... where does the time go?

[Cripple Creek]

I've requested moderator assistance to shut this abomination down.  I have a feeling that this will be the last post in this thread, ever. 

[Gugny]

I thought it might be fun to dig up some old pictures of Fergy as a young man ....

 

[BringBackFergy]

I'm obviously checking out her rack.

[ExiledInIllinois]

19 minutes ago, Gugny said:

I thought it might be fun to dig up some old pictures of Fergy as a young man ....

 

Cute kid!  Awful that they started @BringBackFergy out on black coffee and olives!

[BringBackFergy]

7 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Cute kid!  Awful that they started @BringBackFergy out on black coffee and olives!

Notice my Apple watch....I was wayyyy ahead of the times

[mead107]

Another day older and 

[mead107]

One less  beer to bring you.  

Edited November 6, 2018 by mead107

[Augie]

11 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Notice my Apple watch....I was wayyyy ahead of the times

 

Time is in fact relative. Satellites have to be adjusted because they have less gravity than those using them on earth. YOU have all the gravity you need! Happy Birth Year! 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

My birthday is coming up in February.  Maybe we can just change the title to save time?

[Augie]

13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

My birthday is coming up in February.  Maybe we can just change the title to save time?

 

I feel it is well past time to start celebrating! Surely you were making your mother miserable by this point! 

[ExiledInIllinois]

***** Fergy!  We still talking about him?

36 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

My birthday is coming up in February.  Maybe we can just change the title to save time?

Yep!  Now we are talking! Both You and I share the same date: 2/11.  Just a short 11 years apart.

[Gugny]

39 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

My birthday is coming up in February.  Maybe we can just change the title to save time?

 

2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

***** Fergy!  We still talking about him?

Yep!  Now we are talking! Both You and I share the same date: 2/11.  Just a short 11 years apart.

 

You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

[ExiledInIllinois]

3 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

We're trolling Fergy's Birthday Thread for our own selfish gain.  Out with the old, in with the new.  Start planning for February!

[Gugny]

12 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

We're trolling Fergy's Birthday Thread for our own selfish gain.  Out with the old, in with the new.  Start planning for February!

 

My birthday is in January, Cupid.  Wait your turn!

[Johnny Hammersticks]

23 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

 

Yep!  Now we are talking! Both You and I share the same date: 2/11.  Just a short 11 years apart.

 How do you know my birthday, you old bastard?

5 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

My birthday is in January, Cupid.  Wait your turn!

 

You’re parents got spring fever and boned on the davenport ?

[ExiledInIllinois]

Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 How do you know my birthday, you old bastard?

I got good memory!  You don't forget people who share your birthday.

 

?

[Gugny]

2 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 How do you know my birthday, you old bastard?

 

You’re parents got spring fever and boned on the davenport ?

 

 

Your.   You ***** pothead hippie.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

4 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

Your.   You ***** pothead hippie.

 

Sorry, my natural hemp fibers shirt caused those unseemly autocorrectz on my IPhonez. 

 

The garb is too free flowing, and my tofu and quinoa diet has caused me gas.

 

Edit: and the pot.

Edited November 6, 2018 by Johnny Hammersticks

[ExiledInIllinois]

3 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

Your.   You ***** pothead hippie.

First time I saw that.  Somebody using: You're for your.  Must be over-educated stoner.

[mead107]

Fergy, still waiting on the delivery money for the beer. As soon as I receive the $100 I will deliver the beer.  I will see if it comes in the mail today ?

[ExiledInIllinois]

This one's for Fergy.  I don't see Super GateKeeper on that list... But I do see fancy algorithm replacing paper pusher:

 

https://www.workandmoney.com/s/dying-professions-83f89af396e34d92?utm_campaign=dyingprofessions-7367a162b3a745d7&utm_source=tab&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=nbcnews

 

Lawyer

 

The world will always have lawyers, but a lot of the work they do — or used to do — is quickly being taken over by technology.

Pugliano notes that a lot of the work once done by case researchers can now be done with increasingly sophisticated algorithms. His recommendation for aspiring legal eagles is to focus on specializing in non-routine human emotion intense areas, like jury selection or witness profiling.

 

[BringBackFergy]

1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

This one's for Fergy.  I don't see Super GateKeeper on that list... But I do see fancy algorithm replacing paper pusher:

 

https://www.workandmoney.com/s/dying-professions-83f89af396e34d92?utm_campaign=dyingprofessions-7367a162b3a745d7&utm_source=tab&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=nbcnews

 

Lawyer

 

The world will always have lawyers, but a lot of the work they do — or used to do — is quickly being taken over by technology.

Pugliano notes that a lot of the work once done by case researchers can now be done with increasingly sophisticated algorithms. His recommendation for aspiring legal eagles is to focus on specializing in non-routine human emotion intense areas, like jury selection or witness profiling.

 

I need to find a job where water levels are controlled by a computer and all I have to do is push the button....or scout for bikinis with my binoculars

[ExiledInIllinois]

10 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

I need to find a job where water levels are controlled by a computer and all I have to do is push the button....or scout for bikinis with my binoculars

Can help you with the bikinis but not the water levels.  We still use the mechanical tech from the 1960s with water elevations.

 

In all honesty... We do it the same way the last 60 years.  Sure there are computers for record keeping, etc... But it's still very manual.  Really... It's like a time warp and I made it past 27 years!  The actual elevation readings are NOT an analog graph anymore... Yet, they are hooked up to same 1960s system via a computer, digital readout.  Same amount of work... Just record.  Instead of pad and paper, record now, input into computer.

 

It is like Ralph runs the joint. Cheaper just to keep 2 guys on 24/7/365.  We are right-side up.  Cost $6 million to build in 1960.  Now a 60 day closure costs the economy $18 million. They don't want to sink $$$$ into automation. Costing them pennies, Nothing is broken... 

 

Would cost the Gubermint 100s millions. If not billions to "replumb" and have to close it down if modernized.  We keep the old stuff maintained.  Again, a time-warp.  It's so the antithesis of what we expect government will do!

 

This ain't FakeNew!© I sh it You not!