Just Jack Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Lights what she thought was a candle and..... https://www.wcvb.com/article/official-woman-lit-dynamite-thinking-it-was-candle-blew-off-fingers/23023289 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 (edited) Note to self: stop storing "makeshift fireworks" with the candles. Edited September 7, 2018 by WhoTom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 An M80 as a candle mahvelous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 The last thing she heard before she was handed the candle was "Meep meep" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 hour ago, SinceThe70s said: The last thing she heard before she was handed the candle was "Meep meep" The box she reached into said: "ACME CANDLE COMPANY*" (Foxborough, MA) *To only be used in conjunction with a cellphone. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 I think it's finally time that the NFL put out a public service announcement stressing the importance of explosives safety in the home. Jason Pierre-Paul would be the obvious choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 8 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: The box she reached into said: "ACME CANDLE COMPANY*" (Foxborough, MA) Mr. Wile E. Coyote's lawsuit against Acme Products. "Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling..... Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled, Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and, sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifty feet" Also mentioned were defective "rocket skates," which propelled the plaintiff through a billboard, leaving a full body silhouette. The Claim One of my personal favorites was the earthquake pills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 29 minutes ago, sherpa said: Mr. Wile E. Coyote's lawsuit against Acme Products. "Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling..... Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled, Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and, sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifty feet" Also mentioned were defective "rocket skates," which propelled the plaintiff through a billboard, leaving a full body silhouette. The Claim One of my personal favorites was the earthquake pills. It was such a great cartoon. You knew what was coming but it was still hilarious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 12 hours ago, sherpa said: Mr. Wile E. Coyote's lawsuit against Acme Products. "Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling..... Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled, Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and, sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifty feet" Also mentioned were defective "rocket skates," which propelled the plaintiff through a billboard, leaving a full body silhouette. The Claim One of my personal favorites was the earthquake pills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 On 9/8/2018 at 6:54 AM, Fadingpain said: I think it's finally time that the NFL put out a public service announcement stressing the importance of explosives safety in the home. Jason Pierre-Paul would be the obvious choice. That side of the state she was probably a Giants fan as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 On 9/8/2018 at 6:54 AM, Fadingpain said: I think it's finally time that the NFL put out a public service announcement stressing the importance of explosives safety in the home. Jason Pierre-Paul would be the obvious choice. No, that would offend SOMEBODY, so they'll do the usual nothing...till next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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