Buffalo716 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: Nice subtle way to do it without causing damage and without getting caught for awhile is strategic use of fertilizer. You can basically draw or write whatever you want and it will be slightly greener than the area surrounding it and it's only noticeable from above. With all the satellite images these days it's much more effective than it used to be. The Browns have been doing it once a week for years. <rimshot> Good idea! We were 17 and drunk! we did not get caught! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: No one here can tell me they haven't pooped on a football field. I find it uncomfortable pooping anywhere that isn't home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Blokestradamus said: I find it uncomfortable pooping anywhere that isn't home. Vacations with you must be interesting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 This looks like a real nice track... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Blokestradamus said: I find it uncomfortable pooping anywhere that isn't home. Sounds like some derivation of Parcopresis. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcopresis Treatment is cognitive behavioral therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Blokestradamus said: I find it uncomfortable pooping anywhere that isn't home. I probably only poop 10% of the time at my house. Most of the time it’s at work. My body loves to go at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Mr Info said: Sounds like some derivation of Parcopresis. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcopresis Treatment is cognitive behavioral therapy. There is probably something to that. I'll pay more for a hotel room with an en-suite bathroom. The transfer of the 'expectation of privacy' carries over in an environment that I have a degree of control over. 38 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I probably only poop 10% of the time at my house. Most of the time it’s at work. My body loves to go at work. 1 That's exactly like my dad. I'm actually shocked that he doesn't time every movement so he can tally how much he gets paid per year to ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Blokestradamus said: There is probably something to that. I'll pay more for a hotel room with an en-suite bathroom. The transfer of the 'expectation of privacy' carries over in an environment that I have a degree of control over. That's exactly like my dad. I'm actually shocked that he doesn't time every movement so he can tally how much he gets paid per year to ****. Your dad and I should sit in stalls next to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Worst thing I've done was at our subdivision pool. A new toilet was dropped off at the public bathroom but hadn't been installed yet....just sitting on the floor. You can get in with a key at any time of day so a bunch of my friends went back there at night....about 8 of us. We went back to that stall and all took #2's in that toilet. The entire bowl was filled and it smelled horribly after all of us were done. Whoever had to come back and install that toilet...I wouldn't have been surprised if he quit. That was a sch-itty thing to do! (Sorry for filter circumvention, joke would have not worked with ****** in its place) 4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I probably only poop 10% of the time at my house. Most of the time it’s at work. My body loves to go at work. Cheapo... Saving dimes on TP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Your dad and I should sit in stalls next to each other. Poop Buddies? No footsies allowed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 Ever wonder why someone does this? Here's a theory... http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/05/into_the_minds_of_serial_poopers_amid_nj_high_scho.html What make a good track to poop on? Here's a comparison.... http://wpdh.com/best-hudson-valley-tracks-to-poop-on/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/3/2018 at 11:15 PM, That's No Moon said: He was pooping on a different school district's track, not his own. I missed that on the first read as well. Dont %#&! where you eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 15 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Your dad and I should sit in stalls next to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 19 hours ago, Blokestradamus said: There is probably something to that. I'll pay more for a hotel room with an en-suite bathroom. The transfer of the 'expectation of privacy' carries over in an environment that I have a degree of control over. That's exactly like my dad. I'm actually shocked that he doesn't time every movement so he can tally how much he gets paid per year to ****. I try to sync my movements up so they occur at home. I just prefer pooping in my bathroom than a shared bathroom. But a couple weekends ago I had to go into work on a Saturday to fix somebody else's screw up. On my way out the door after nine hours of overtime I was gonna hold one it in until I got home. But then I thought !@#$ it, I'm gonna drop one here and get paid time and a half for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 8 hours ago, /dev/null said: I try to sync my movements up so they occur at home. I just prefer pooping in my bathroom than a shared bathroom. But a couple weekends ago I had to go into work on a Saturday to fix somebody else's screw up. On my way out the door after nine hours of overtime I was gonna hold one it in until I got home. But then I thought !@#$ it, I'm gonna drop one here and get paid time and a half for it MAGA! Trump is impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: MAGA! Trump is impressed. Make America Go Again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 minute ago, /dev/null said: Make America Go Again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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