dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 so I was in Brooklyn yesterday at a high level business meeting, and afterwards my boss and I went to lunch at Chipotle in Metrotech Center. As we finished and the person clearing tables collected our trays, he whispered in my ear softly, almost sensually, "it's Rosen" so book it folks, it's Rosen 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 pls stp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 does anyone that comes from a high level business meeting ever go to chipotle for lunch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, teef said: does anyone that comes from a high level business meeting ever go to chipotle for lunch? If you want to move up in a company, take the executives there and watch as they all die from E.Coli infection. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. ChumChums Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, BillsEnthusiast said: If you want to move up in a company, take the executives there and watch as they all die from E.Coli infection. This guy gets it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, teef said: does anyone that comes from a high level business meeting ever go to chipotle for lunch? my boss is weirdly finicky, there's only a few places she'll eat. i think she's hoping to die soon. besides, it was just a quick lunch before heading back to penn station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, dorquemada said: my boss is weirdly finicky, there's only a few places she'll eat. i think she's hoping to die soon. besides, it was just a quick lunch before heading back to penn station a woman boss? sorry, but this story just doesn't check out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fischer Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, dorquemada said: so I was in Brooklyn yesterday at a high level business meeting, and afterwards my boss and I went to lunch at Chipotle in Metrotech Center. As we finished and the person clearing tables collected our trays, he whispered in my ear softly, almost sensually, "it's Rosen" so book it folks, it's Rosen I'm pretty sure he said, "To blave . . . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, BillsEnthusiast said: If you want to move up in a company, take the executives there and watch as they all die from E.Coli infection. the execs in my company have a group of corporate chefs that cook for them and if rumor is to be believed food tasters too. my boss is a director so she just gets a crappy per diem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, dorquemada said: so I was in Brooklyn yesterday at a high level business meeting, and afterwards my boss and I went to lunch at Chipotle in Metrotech Center. As we finished and the person clearing tables collected our trays, he whispered in my ear softly, almost sensually, "it's Rosen" so book it folks, it's Rosen I think she said your fly is open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, teef said: a woman boss? sorry, but this story just doesn't check out. i know crazy right? sometimes i write her emails for her. she doesnt care about football and she thought the guy was just trying to be gay at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 You were eating at Chipotle. Are you sure that person didn't whisper "It's rotten." ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, dorquemada said: i know crazy right? sometimes i write her emails for her. she doesnt care about football and she thought the guy was just trying to be gay at me maybe he was trying to be gay. maybe in stead of, "it's rosen" he said, "it's growin". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, teef said: maybe he was trying to be gay. maybe in stead of, "it's rosen" he said, "it's growin". i mean it's very possible im really handsome and had a Coach Metropolitan attache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, dorquemada said: i mean it's very possible im really handsome and had a Coach Metropolitan attache are you coming on to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: You were eating at Chipotle. Are you sure that person didn't whisper "It's rotten." ??? not to divert from the important information i shared in teh original post but chipotle sucks. i didnt get sick or anything but for 2 bowls of chicken and vegetable garbage with weak azz guac and really mild salsa it was $41. i dont even mind a little ecoli with my mexican food if it tastes good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeane Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, teef said: does anyone that comes from a high level business meeting ever go to chipotle for lunch? Well it all depends..... I believe Chipotle would be a perfectly reasonable place for lunch after a high level business meeting. However, most of the high level business meetings I have been privy to, includes lunch. And at said lunch, they have never served Chipotle. 2 minutes ago, dorquemada said: i mean it's very possible im really handsome and had a Coach Metropolitan attache I'm going with "it's growin'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, teef said: are you coming on to me? im sure you're considered very handsome by your own people but not my thing, man. but by all means go to that chipotle and see what they guy tells you, maybe you get a peck on the cheek along with draft info Just now, TheBeane said: Well it all depends..... I believe Chipotle would be a perfectly reasonable place for lunch after a high level business meeting. However, most of the high level business meetings I have been privy to, includes lunch. And at said lunch, they have never served Chipotle. yeah this meeting was with a government customer we're not allowed to bribe them with substandard and overpriced sort of mexican food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeane Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, dorquemada said: im sure you're considered very handsome by your own people but not my thing, man. but by all means go to that chipotle and see what they guy tells you, maybe you get a peck on the cheek along with draft info yeah this meeting was with a government customer we're not allowed to bribe them with substandard and overpriced sort of mexican food But you can whisper sweet nothings in their ear over mexican food.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, TheBeane said: But you can whisper sweet nothings in their ear over mexican food.... gross. that's what everyone wants some guy with chiptole breath close to their face. barf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsredneck1 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, dorquemada said: not to divert from the important information i shared in teh original post but chipotle sucks. i didnt get sick or anything but for 2 bowls of chicken and vegetable garbage with weak azz guac and really mild salsa it was $41. i dont even mind a little ecoli with my mexican food if it tastes good yep you're gay....not that ther's anything wrong with that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, billsredneck1 said: yep you're gay....not that ther's anything wrong with that.... dude that's literally the least gay thing they sell there. I looked at the menu board and said "what's the least gay thing you sell here?" and the lady behind the counter said " a big bowl of chicken and vegetable garbage, tasteless guac, and salsa milder then ketchup" so I asked for 2 of those but i had my water bottle with me so I didn't order a drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsredneck1 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, dorquemada said: dude that's literally the least gay thing they sell there. I looked at the menu board and said "what's the least gay thing you sell here?" and the lady behind the counter said " a big bowl of chicken and vegetable garbage, tasteless guac, and salsa milder then ketchup" so I asked for 2 of those but i had my water bottle with me so I didn't order a drink might wanna start carrying your own bottle of frank's too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epstein's Mother Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 28 minutes ago, dorquemada said: i know crazy right? sometimes i write her emails for her. she doesnt care about football and she thought the guy was just trying to be gay at me You can be gay at someone without being gay. It's science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Epstein's Mother said: You can be gay at someone without being gay. It's science. sounds sciency! I'll take your word for it! you know metrotech is where jay z has his administrative office where they do the ownership stuff of the brooklyn nets so maybe that's how our gay seeming chipotle busboy got his insider info 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Teef justs wants to know one thing, can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 39 minutes ago, teef said: maybe he was trying to be gay. maybe in stead of, "it's rosen" he said, "it's growin". maybe it really was 'rosen'. Kind of like woke/awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleeby Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 46 minutes ago, dorquemada said: the execs in my company have a group of corporate chefs that cook for them and if rumor is to be believed food tasters too. my boss is a director so she just gets a crappy per diem In other words, she's the food tester without being told as such. :o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayjent Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 You sure the guy wasn't trying to give you Rosin in exchange for a little "howya do"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, Ayjent said: You sure the guy wasn't trying to give you Rosin in exchange for a little "howya do"? oh you mean a handy andy? i never can tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayjent Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, dorquemada said: oh you mean a handy andy? i never can tell Me either - sometimes you just got to roll the dice and hope you don't get snake eyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just get Tebow. All he does is win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, KD in CA said: Just get Tebow. All he does is win. handy andy at chipotle clearly said rosen, not tebow, sorry. i don't make the news i just report it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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