Freddie's Dead Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 If you're lucky, you'll only be arrested. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisplacedBillsFan Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I know one of Beane's best friends well and see him almost daily. He doesn't know anything so I'm pretty he won't be sharing details with strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epstein's Mother Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, dollars 2 donuts said: Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, I'll bite. What does this entail? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Or you could wait a couple weeks. Hmm, which strategy has the best chance for success? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
co_springs_billsfan Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Try this line: "Is there a Mrs. Beane, Mr. Beane?" Then give him a crooked Ron Burgundy smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just now, co_springs_billsfan said: Try this line: "Is there a Mrs. Beane, Mr. Beane?" Then give him a crooked Ron Burgundy smile. Mr Beane: "He's on vacation" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
co_springs_billsfan Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: Mr Beane: "He's on vacation" Good catch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 minute ago, co_springs_billsfan said: Good catch His legs are strong....strong as I eva seen but his back is crooked as a politician. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWins Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, KGun12TD said: What he’s gonna say is this “we’re trading up to #2 for the best WR.” Didn't you mean "We're trading up to #2 for the best damn CB" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watkins101 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Soooooooo... how'd this work out for you? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 On 2018-04-13 at 3:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. I’m all for more of these threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryland-bills-fan Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 8:04 AM, cd1 said: I try to look at it this way... Christmas Eve - "visions of sugar plums dance in our heads". Christmas Day - Socks and Underwear! This is the Christmas Eve part. April 26? - REALITY Yep. The first three picks are center, punter and long snapper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26TrapDraw Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 3:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Just don't call me from jail . I don't have enough for my mortgage AND bailing you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share Posted April 24, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 6:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. It went very well...and a promise is a promise. Enjoy hovering around your social media devices, gentlemen. I'm taking a nice nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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