Just Jack Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 And the next poster will state when/how you can use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 3 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I'm gonna guess here that "Reading Comprehension" was your super power wish, so.... @ExiledInIllinois only when on the toilet. Mine - The ability to fly.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Just Jack said: @ExiledInIllinois Mine - The ability to fly.... Only when you're on the toilet. Mine: Invisibility. Edited March 31, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Dangerously close to infinite regression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregil42 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 31 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Only when you're on the toilet. Mine: Invisibility. Only when you scream. Mine: Teleportation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 27 minutes ago, seregil42 said: Only when you scream. Mine: Teleportation Only works too and fro Attica prison Mine: Super speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 27 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: Only works too and fro Attica prison Mine: Super speed Only when on the toilet. Invulnerability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Koko78 said: Only when on the toilet. Invulnerability. Only at a Bills tailgate x ray vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: Only at a Bills tailgate x ray vision Only when in a men’s locker room mine - super hearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Only at a Who concert. Mine: X-Ray vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: Only at a Who concert. Mine: X-Ray vision Only while watching Rosanne. Heat vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Koko78 said: Only while watching Rosanne. Heat vision. Only when looking at ice cream mind reader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Only while visiting an old folks home or a daycare flexibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, whatdrought said: Only while visiting an old folks home or a daycare flexibility Only on the toilet Mine: I can sense anybody's Internet browsing history 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Just Jack said: I'm gonna guess here that "Reading Comprehension" was your super power wish, so.... @ExiledInIllinois only when on the toilet. Mine - The ability to fly.... No. Mine was the "Elastic Waistband" Duh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 17 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Only on the toilet Mine: I can sense anybody's Internet browsing history Only when you're limited to Boyst. Mine: the ability to fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, Gugny said: Only when you're limited to Boyst. Mine: the ability to fly But you can only take off or land from boyst's toilet Mine: i can translate obscure dialects like those spoken by EII 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Only on the toilet Mine: I can sense anybody's Internet browsing history Only when they aren't in incognito mode and on official IT police duty @ work. Mine: once again, the elastic waistband 1 minute ago, /dev/null said: But you can only take off or land from boyst's toilet Mine: i can translate obscure dialects like those spoken by EII Only on the evening the Bills win Super Bowl w/special bonus Sabres lock up Cup Mine: the ability to swim through dams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Anytime I decide to get a coffee at a drive-thru three other people pull in ahead of me. Never fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: Anytime I decide to get a coffee at a drive-thru three other people pull in ahead of me. Never fails. Thats not a superpower. Take it to the pet peeves thread. mine: the ability to travel through time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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