ExiledInIllinois Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, snafu said: Thats not a superpower. Take it to the pet peeves thread. mine: the ability to travel through time. Only to revisit Berenstain Bears book reading day in Grade 2. Mine: The ability to remember how to spell "Skechers" correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 24 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Only to revisit Berenstain Bears book reading day in Grade 2. Mine: The ability to remember how to spell "Skechers" correctly. Only when referencing someone drawing with a pencil. Mine: An uncanny ability to belch a spot-on Hendrix's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, transient said: Only when referencing someone drawing with a pencil. Mine: An uncanny ability to belch a spot-on Hendrix's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Only in Tehran. mine: can communicate with insects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Only when they aren't in incognito mode and on official IT police duty @ work. funny thing about Incognito mode, your friendly IT department can still see what IP addresses you're hitting and if they're running a proxy server all your web traffic goes thru there anyway 25 minutes ago, snafu said: mine: can communicate with insects. But only on Election Day Mine: I see dead people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: funny thing about Incognito mode, your friendly IT department can still see what IP addresses you're hitting and if they're running a proxy server all your web traffic goes thru there anyway But only on Election Day Mine: I see dead people And are obligated to carry on a minimum 5 minute conversation with every one you meet. Mine: Can breath underwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 43 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Mine: Can breath underwater But only when wearing assless chaps Mine: Can hear in space 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 47 minutes ago, /dev/null said: funny thing about Incognito mode, your friendly IT department can still see what IP addresses you're hitting and if they're running a proxy server all your web traffic goes thru there anyway But only on Election Day Mine: I see dead people But only w/dead gov't workers who never use the work computer anymore. So you see nothing. Mine: I can surf telepathically through anyone's IP address. Stops IT Nazis in their tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 49 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: And are obligated to carry on a minimum 5 minute conversation with every one you meet. Mine: Can breath underwater But only if youve got your head in a toilet bowl. Mine: can bend steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Mine: I can surf telepathically through anyone's IP address. Stops IT Nazis in their tracks. But can only reach Nickelodeon.com 11 minutes ago, snafu said: But only if youve got your head in a toilet bowl. Mine: can bend steel. But only steel that’s been heated to 500 degrees mine - can run faster than a train 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Mine: Can hear in space ...but only the dialogue between George Clooney and Sandra Bullock 9 minutes ago, snafu said: Mine: can bend steel. ...but not without violent accompanying flatulence MINE: can communicate with animals large and small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Just Jack said: But can only reach Nickelodeon.com But only steel that’s been heated to 500 degrees mine - can run faster than a train But only a Lionel or HO Scale train (w/speed control activated) Mine: Pull lock cuts out with bear hands, but only 10,000 tons and lower and no towing pleasure boats without securing a small (and set by ethics policy limits) fee. Free food & booze taken upon prior inspection first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FappyTheClown Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Check my username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 18 minutes ago, FappyTheClown said: Check my username. Are you suggesting EII can only pull lock cuts while rubbing one out? I’m confused... Covering all bases, EII can only wield his superpower while rubbin’ one out, and FTC can only use his superpower while watching EII use his superpower. Mine: I have the ability to complicate situations needlessly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 hour ago, transient said: Are you suggesting EII can only pull lock cuts while rubbing one out? I’m confused... Covering all bases, EII can only wield his superpower while rubbin’ one out, and FTC can only use his superpower while watching EII use his superpower. Mine: I have the ability to complicate situations needlessly... Only in my sleep (check "Collection" thread). Mine: One woman loving machine [Leaving door wide open on this one!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 39 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Only in my sleep (check "Collection" thread). Mine: One woman loving machine [Leaving door wide open on this one!] But the woman is your mother mine - super strength Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: But the woman is your mother mine - super strength ...Wayne Enterprises formulation (from the Dark Knight trilogy, not this trash Affleck mess) denture adhesive that allows you to participate in the worlds strongest man competition using only your false teeth Mine: I can changes colors like a chameleon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, transient said: ...Wayne Enterprises formulation (from the Dark Knight trilogy, not this trash Affleck mess) denture adhesive that allows you to participate in the worlds strongest man competition using only your false teeth Mine: I can changes colors like a chameleon But, not in "Blackploitation" flicks. There you have to stay the same. Mine: I never sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk71 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) Edited April 1, 2018 by Turk71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Turk71 said: I am a great dancer, taught Taylor Swift this move. Wow! You really need to ask transient for some help changing colors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk71 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) Edited April 1, 2018 by Turk71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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