mead107 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Did you take pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 minute ago, mead107 said: Did you take pic? Tried to but it freaked out! Something about how potato chips believe having their photograph taken steals their soul. Took me 30 minutes of diaphragmatic breathing to calm him down and re-gain his trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Tried to but it freaked out! Something about how potato chips believe having their photograph taken steals their soul. Took me 30 minutes of diaphragmatic breathing to calm him down and re-gain his trust. Would an Andy Dalton shaped potato chip have a soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, KelsaysLunchbox said: Would an Andy Dalton shaped potato chip have a soul? Hmmm...gingers don't have a soul. But a potato chip shaped like a ginger? Good question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Red hair on the chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 It could be worse. It could have been a chip shaped like the ass on Tom Brady's chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Were they Olestra chips? Maybe it means the Saints are about to crap their pants. 22 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: It could be worse. It could have been a chip shaped like the ass on Tom Brady's chin. Wouldn’t it have been easier just to say Wes Welker’s ass instead of the convoluted way you worded it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Not to worry. It just means your high and you have the munchies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, transient said: Wouldn’t it have been easier just to say Wes Welker’s ass instead of the convoluted way you worded it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Save it! Put it on eBay. Those type things can bring a crazy amount of money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 36 minutes ago, CowgirlsFan said: Save it! Put it on eBay. Those type things can bring a crazy amount of money! Good idea! I'll bundle it with my toenail clipping that bears a slight resemblance to Benecio Del Toro, and my brother's front tooth which was knocked out by Cornelius Bennett in a bar fight on Chippewa Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Feed that chip to the biggest Bison in Vermont, problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, frostbitmic said: Feed that chip to the biggest Bison in Vermont, problem solved. Nope.... that's not enough! Johnny would be eaten next . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 10 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Good idea! I'll bundle it with my toenail clipping that bears a slight resemblance to Benecio Del Toro, and my brother's front tooth which was knocked out by Cornelius Bennett in a bar fight on Chippewa Street. Rex Ryan might be interested in your toenail clipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 You should paste it on your cheek then have your friends and family take runs at you. Tackle you, sack you, rough you up. Kinda like a human voodoo doll. The prophecy has been foretold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 15 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Good idea! I'll bundle it with my toenail clipping that bears a slight resemblance to Benecio Del Toro, and my brother's front tooth which was knocked out by Cornelius Bennett in a bar fight on Chippewa Street. Well...have you put it on eBay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuSeYiN_NYC Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 21 hours ago, Kelly the Dog said: I don't think it counts, or is true, unless you see Jesus. Maybe it's me. White Jesus? Black Jesus? Or baby Jesus? Which one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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