KD in CA Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Oh yeah...ask me about the meltdown at Disneyworld over the toilets. I'll just hold it until we go home!! That will teach you for bringing her to the sweatshop. But I really needed some FP&A help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 When my oldest daughter was five I brought her to kids day at work, the automatic toilet went haywire and started flushing repeatedly while she was on it (and kept flushing even after we get out of the stall). Of course she freaked and two years later still has a major phobia about automatic toilets. Sounds like lawsuit for humiliation and embarassment is typical expected response. I want some "Mr Yuck" stickers to use in covering sensor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 When guys try and force out farts at the urinal So much that you can actually hear them grunt and groan Take that to the stalls man CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 (edited) When guys try and force out farts at the urinal So much that you can actually hear them grunt and groan Take that to the stalls man CBF I do that pretty much everywhere Edited May 17, 2016 by truth on hold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 I do that pretty much everywhere Come on man! CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I have a real problem with guys that put their hand up on the wall at the urinal; but the worst is putting up both hands on the wall. Guilty, but, only when drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I have a real problem with guys that put their hand up on the wall at the urinal; but the worst is putting up both hands on the wall. the amount of snots I've seen in the wall in front of me, or the amount of times I've seen people spit on the wall while pissing. It still boggles my mind how people can put their hands on the wall and then tuck their Junk back into their pants with ththe same hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I have a real problem with guys that put their hand up on the wall at the urinal; but the worst is putting up both hands on the wall. I thought that was for guys with enlarged prostates, or something like that. It still boggles my mind how people can put their hands on the wall and then tuck their Junk back into their pants with ththe same hand. I use a reel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 I still laugh when I see the "one hand on the hip" stance while at the urinal CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Some dude at the Jets game last year tried to share a urinal with me. While not addressed in the quiz, I assume that's frowned upon. The appropriate term is "justifiable homicide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Talking> No talking. NEVER any talking. Not on a cell phone, not to me or anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 When someone comes and uses the stall next to yours when there are other open ones CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Man, you all got some real bathroom rules. .i talk, i fart, i I will do a voice text..... always start with a quick spit into the urinal....you guys would all hate me ps..no hand on wall though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I have no problem with Gug unzipping my pants and getting the little feller out for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I have no problem with Gug unzipping my pants and getting the little feller out for methats only because your gut is so big you haven't seen it yourself in 25 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I have a picture of it from when I was 21. I could use your help at hammers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Wash your hands before and after you use the bathroom. Don't want to touch the most important part of your body with hands that have been touching God knows what before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I have a picture of it from when I was 21. I could use your help at hammers.secret ingredient to the Stromboli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I still laugh when I see the "one hand on the hip" stance while at the urinal CBF Here in America we call that The BBFergy. Talking> No talking. NEVER any talking. Not on a cell phone, not to me or anyone else. Afraid you're going to get hit on? Man, you all got some real bathroom rules. .i talk, i fart, i I will do a voice text..... always start with a quick spit into the urinal....you guys would all hate me ps..no hand on wall though Yeah, I don't get the hocking and farting. Seems like the perfect place for those activities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 (edited) Disgusting Northsiders. Lee Elia was right, 85% of the world is working and the other 15% muthaeffers are making the ballpark a disgusting playground! Edited May 18, 2016 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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