Tux of Borg Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35018789 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I just had a pizza delivered. The delivery guy forgot half the order. He was Arabic. I'm calling it terrorism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 TERROR ON THE TUBE: Man with 'machete' slashes Londoner's throat...'This is for Syria'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Crap! I wasn't going to open this thread BUT I had to know how somebody gets stabbed w/a tube. Is that like the tube snake boogie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVNsis2h0M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I just had a pizza delivered. The delivery guy forgot half the order. He was Arabic. I'm calling it terrorism. So you don't even leave the house to get a pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 So you don't even leave the house to get a pizza? He gets out to yell at kids to get off his lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I just had a pizza delivered. The delivery guy forgot half the order. He was Arabic. I'm calling it terrorism. Did the dude say "the other pizza is for Syria" and proceed to stab you in the neck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 So you don't even leave the house to get a pizza? I'm actually laid up with a broken ankle at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Ginsu has blood on their hands. All those late night commecials encouraging people to buy lethal cutlery that can slice thru a lead pipe and still be sharp enough to slice thru an infidel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Ginsu has blood on their hands. All those late night commecials encouraging people to buy lethal cutlery that can slice thru a lead pipe and still be sharp enough to slice thru an infidel You joke...but there has been serious discussion in England about banning knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 You joke...but there has been serious discussion in England about banning knives. How exactly do they propose banning sharp metal objects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 At this point, I would be tempted to snark that having already disarmed and cowed its citizens to the point where they’re quoted in the media as saying, “I was frightened to defend myself; I thought if I did anything I would be arrested,” at this point, England really needs strict knife control. But they’ve already got that: “Save a Life, Surrender Your Knife.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 At this point, I would be tempted to snark that having already disarmed and cowed its citizens to the point where they’re quoted in the media as saying, “I was frightened to defend myself; I thought if I did anything I would be arrested,” at this point, England really needs strict knife control. But they’ve already got that: “Save a Life, Surrender Your Knife.” They can have my knife when they pry it from my cold, dead steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 I'm actually laid up with a broken ankle at the moment. Wow! Get better! In April 2012... Friday the 13th of course! My brother fell off his rig while loading vehicles in Baltimore... He broke one ankle and the other foot! It was a brand new semi too which had a narrower design and the side saftey rails still not on! Could have been worse, at least he wasn't paralyzed! A ton of surgeries rehab forever... He's actually going for another surgery this January... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Bah! I see passing this through the ridiculous lens of gun control mania has already happened. I wonder: where are all the calls for knife bans? I bet 60% of the English people support background checks for knives(or insert some other made for talking point poll)...especially after this incident! Come on liberals? Where's TEH OUTRAGE! Somebody got seriously hurt by a weapon! They might even die! Why don't you blame the weapon? Also, this: Evitri Payet said fellow witnesses were shouting at the suspect: "You're not Muslim." is just F'ing hilarious. Yes, it "undermines them". I wonder...what did more to stop this knife weilding self-identifying Muslim? Telling him he's not a Muslim, or, the taser they shot him with? I wonder...going forward...is telling someone they are not a Muslim, or, another taser, going to do the trick next time? Finally, I thought we all had to pay full homage to what anyone identifies as. After all we've been scolded for not believing Bruce Jenner is a woman. Don't we have to auto-accept whatever anyone tells us they are? Isn't not accepting whatever anyone tells us they are, the very definition of intolerance? So, how can we be so intolerant as to tell someone who identifies as a Muslim, that they are not a Muslim? I tell, you, this white patriachy is out of control. We need some muscle over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 is just F'ing hilarious. Yes, it "undermines them". I wonder...what did more to stop this knife weilding self-identifying Muslim? Telling him he's not a Muslim, or, the taser they shot him with? I wonder...going forward...is telling someone they are not a Muslim, or, another taser, going to do the trick next time? The exact quote from the SJW bystander was "You Ain't No Muslim, Bruv" and now it's trending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 (edited) I can't believe Netanyahu hasn't thought of this. Every Jew in Isreal should wear a magic hashtag necklace (Armband? Too soon?), and paint a hashtag on their doors. Then they should disband their military and live in peace and harmony with their neighbors in the region. Edited December 7, 2015 by TakeYouToTasker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 I guess we can take the scare quotes off the title thread....huh ? Tube stabbing 'terrorist incident'. ABC News @ABC 3h3 hours ago Man charged in London stabbing had #SanBernardino material on his cell phone, court says: http://abcn.ws/1IPTArs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Ginsu has blood on their hands. All those late night commecials encouraging people to buy lethal cutlery that can slice thru a lead pipe and still be sharp enough to slice thru an infidel Ron Popeil should be ashamed and excoriated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TH3 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 At this point, I would be tempted to snark that having already disarmed and cowed its citizens to the point where they’re quoted in the media as saying, “I was frightened to defend myself; I thought if I did anything I would be arrested,” at this point, England really needs strict knife control. But they’ve already got that: “Save a Life, Surrender Your Knife.” You are correct - if only the UK had the liberal gun laws that the US has this guy would have had a gun instead of a knife and then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 You are correct - if only the UK had the liberal gun laws that the US has this guy would have had a gun instead of a knife and then..... Yes, if they didn't have access to guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TH3 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Yes, if they didn't have access to guns. Pretzel logic winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Pretzel logic winner You know when you'll realize that the root cause of this violence has little to do with the weapons of choice? When your head is rolling down a flight of stairs that's when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Pretzel logic winner Is that the same logic that liberals are using by ignoring the bombs that have been used in Islamist terror attacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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