All I Need is Hope Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I think that many of us would love to be the lead (team employed) journalist for a pro sports team. You get to use your creativity, cover the sport you love, travel with the team, be around world-class athletes, etc. Having said that, I don't think that I could do Chris Brown's job for nearly as long as he has. Trying to find the positives for this sorry franchise has to wear you down. By necessity, he has become THE master turd polisher. I go to the Bills official site for the past few years, just to see how much sheen they've been able to put on the current turd. He's a trooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Why do you think he always looks like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All I Need is Hope Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share Posted October 26, 2015 eball - I don't see the connection, but your randomness of your reply made me laugh my a$$ off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filthymcnasty08 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Sully too. I know many hate on him, deserved or not, has to be a tough gig year in/out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Why do you think he always looks like this: scared lemur 2.jpg because the jumper cables hooked to his scrotum shock him whenever he has anti-bills thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma Pecoraro Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Brown should watch his back - Promo the Homerbot tweeted that Middle School 'Coach' Sail Carpaccio is vying for lead homer at bb.com Edited October 26, 2015 by Momma Pecoraro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Brown should watch his back - Promo the Homerbot tweeted that Middle School 'Coach' Sail Carpaccio is vying for lead homer at bb.com is he live and local from his mom's basement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 he gets a paycheck. Nuff said. A paid ballwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillsForever Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) I think that many of us would love to be the lead (team employed) journalist for a pro sports team. You get to use your creativity, cover the sport you love, travel with the team, be around world-class athletes, etc. Having said that, I don't think that I could do Chris Brown's job for nearly as long as he has. Trying to find the positives for this sorry franchise has to wear you down. By necessity, he has become THE master turd polisher. I go to the Bills official site for the past few years, just to see how much sheen they've been able to put on the current turd. He's a trooper. IMO John Murphy takes the crown as the master "turd polisher". Edited October 26, 2015 by BuffaloBillsForever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 IMO John Murphy takes the crown as the the master "turd polisher". They all bow to the Ultimate Master, Russ Brandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 IMO John Murphy takes the crown as the master "turd polisher". not russ brandon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma Pecoraro Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 is he live and local from his mom's basement? Word is that tj luckman and matty coller run Sail's basement soundboard when not playing intramural softball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I think that many of us would love to be the lead (team employed) journalist for a pro sports team. You get to use your creativity, cover the sport you love, travel with the team, be around world-class athletes, etc. Having said that, I don't think that I could do Chris Brown's job for nearly as long as he has. Trying to find the positives for this sorry franchise has to wear you down. By necessity, he has become THE master turd polisher. I go to the Bills official site for the past few years, just to see how much sheen they've been able to put on the current turd. He's a trooper. Sincerely, Mrs. Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Romes Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 The Chris brown job is much easier than a real journalist job. You don't even have to try to be balanced. Everyone loves the drivel especially when the team is winning. With 60 players and 40 coaches it's easily to find some positive story all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 he gets a paycheck. Nuff said. A paid ballwasher. That is certainly better than being a unpaid ball dirtier; I can not tell who is doing a better job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma Pecoraro Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 The Chris brown job is much easier than a real journalist job. You don't even have to try to be balanced. Everyone loves the drivel especially when the team is winning. With 60 players and 40 coaches it's easily to find some positive story all the time. Word is he interned at pravda during his junior year abroad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 IMO John Murphy takes the crown as the master "turd polisher". I think that this is so sad. I thought he was pretty impartial until he started working for the team. Now he is a major spin artist or "turd polisher" as you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Chris Brown is the creepiest looking media member in Buffalo. Just ahead of Paul Hamilton. Not saying they both hang out in the lingerie section at department stores, but I'm not saying they don't either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I think that many of us would love to be the lead (team employed) journalist for a pro sports team. You get to use your creativity, cover the sport you love, travel with the team, be around world-class athletes, etc. Having said that, I don't think that I could do Chris Brown's job for nearly as long as he has. Trying to find the positives for this sorry franchise has to wear you down. By necessity, he has become THE master turd polisher. I go to the Bills official site for the past few years, just to see how much sheen they've been able to put on the current turd. He's a trooper. Not so, as is apparent to anyone reading the first thread page on this site today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatdrinks Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I think that many of us would love to be the lead (team employed) journalist for a pro sports team. You get to use your creativity, cover the sport you love, travel with the team, be around world-class athletes, etc. Having said that, I don't think that I could do Chris Brown's job for nearly as long as he has. Trying to find the positives for this sorry franchise has to wear you down. By necessity, he has become THE master turd polisher. I go to the Bills official site for the past few years, just to see how much sheen they've been able to put on the current turd. He's a trooper. Lol , hilarious. Great post. Seriously, the best laugh I've had on this board in some time, need a sense of humor with this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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