mead107 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Wild women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 on Jamaican beaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 among a bunch of passed out meth-heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 ; meanwhile, JR in Pittsburgh took a trip to Ann Arbor to visit his previous employer at "Slapping Joe's Big & Tall Male Review" where his stage name was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Larry Largemouth because he was so good at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 kissing on those lap dances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Where he often found himself breaking down and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Where he often found himself breaking down and Yelling, "Gimme those cheese sticks with the good cheese in them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 And when people refused, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 went backstage and burst into tears in the arms of Beerball (stage name: The Ohio Tornado) who consoled him for hours by complimenting JR on his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 on his nicely tanned body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 And well manicured... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Ear Hairs. But then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 there was a pounding on the door and it was a very pissed off ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 moa. Generally, moas are easy-going and mellow, but this one was pissed off (though more accurately, as an easy-going and mellow creature, it can be described as "mildly put-out") to find that it did not, in fact, exist, having gone extinct some 550 years ago. In addition to being mildly put-out, if the moa were capable of higher thought, the moa would have been very confused, for not only did it not exist, but with a lifespan of only about 20 years, the moa had either been alive more than 550 years, or was spawned by other moas that likewise had gone extinct and did not exist. There is, of course, a third possibility - a platinum-blonde woman jumped into a fire holding a petrified moa egg, and the following morning both moa and platinum-blonde woman emerged from the fire unscathed. While this is considered an unlikely event, there is rumored to exist evidence for this very happening, This rumored evidence is said to only be available in the planned George R. R. Martin novel "A Matter for Moas," which he has only just started outlining, but plans to write very quickly, so it should hit bookshelves sometime around 2060. Sadly, this does our poor, confused, non-existent door-pounding moa little good, as 1) it is not, currently, 2060, and 2) it does not explain why the moa is pounding on a door in Hoboken, New Jersey. For indeed, the moa is pounding on a door in Hoboken, New Jersey, which should be of much greater concern to the poor confused moa, as behind that door is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 JR in Pittsburgh having a hallucination about a moa because he smoked a joint laced with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 JR in Pittsburgh having a hallucination about a moa because he smoked a joint laced with... Gugny's back hair, parenthetically speaking, Gugny back hair has been known to make a moa take flight, and they always flew to Hoboken because they flew standby on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 A magic carpet that just jack got at a garage sale next to hammers house. He did not know it could fly until jboyst gave him a quart of his best moonshine that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 A magic carpet that just jack got at a garage sale next to hammers house. He did not know it could fly until jboyst gave him a quart of his best moonshine that had hints of lavender, old spice and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 had hints of lavender, old spice and moa droppings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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