HOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) I am lucky to be alive today as my area received 14 feet of snow in 1 hour.....MAYBE MORE I spent the following day snowmobiling Buffalo Bills players to the airport. I think I ran over a dog near Transit Road , I heard some growling, a loud yipe then a grinding sound under my sled..Well the snow behind me was red anyway. At one point the cops were chasing us down Big Tree Road with speeds exceeding 120 MPH as Kyle Orton(riding on the back) pointed out an escape route....... YOU HAVE TO WATCH FOR THAT STATE TROUPER BLITZ he said.........that guy is Soooooo smart! Well, we nearly hit Scott Chandler near Union Road ( I guess he was walking to the Airport) but he just stood on the side of the road laughing Anyway, after we reached the airport we all gathered near the bar to meet with the rest of the team.....man can those players drink....If I was Roger Goodell, I suspend the entire team. What a bunch of drunks.... Oh, Sorry about your dog, Ralph Wilson has a new friend now -- Edited November 23, 2014 by HOUSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who is Yuri? Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The plane got stuck at the terminal. Mario Williams carried it to the runway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) I walked 60 miles from Angola in nothing more then a sweater just to watch the Bills plane leave .. Edited November 22, 2014 by HOUSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who is Yuri? Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Goodwin's inactive this week. He came down with a cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 I shoveled snow at the Ralph all day long and nobody paid me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJasper Probincrux III Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I got ambushed by a yeti when I was checking the perimeter. My buddy found me and stuffed me inside a tauntaun to keep me warm. I thought they smelled bad on the outside...then he farted into the tauntaun's mouth and held it shut. Worst dutch oven ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 The Snow is now higher then the peace bridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who is Yuri? Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) Andrew Cuomo brought me cookies and milk. Edited November 22, 2014 by Franz Kafka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The bus driver was going to call it quits on the way to the airport when Marrone told him to go for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Kiko Alonso got the 300-level shoveled out today before he went in for his rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The Bills defense got to the airport just fine. The offence...just couldn't make it the last 20 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepsicat17 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Andrew Cuomo brought me cookies and milk. Sandra Lee brought me a vodka martini and fresly home made Betty Crocker cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Hackett's street still wasn't plowed, but he decided to run up the middle anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I shoveled snow at the Ralph all day long and nobody paid me I shoveled snow all day at the Ralph, and no one could tell the difference. The Bills defense got to the airport just fine. The offence...just couldn't make it the last 20 yards. That is very funny stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 In an odd turn of events, the Buffalo Bills lured their former center David Snow out of retirement and signed him to a 1 year deal. Doug Marrone told the media - - "I may not be here next year, but we are going to be ready for whatever Mother Nature throws at us in that dome in Detroit on Monday. But I'm worried about the Cleveland game next week. Anybody know if Curt Flood ever played football?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manther Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Russ Brandon has spent the week contacting Eskimos and trying to sell them snow as well as selling sleigh rides with Old Saint Nick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Several reporters (debatable) could not make it out of houses so the rehashed previous columns and no one noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The Snow is now higher then the peace bridge It's definitely higher than the New peace bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 This is a worthy thread. Doug Marrone added a new play to the playbook this week, it's called "the knife". It's a ten yard TE slant. They never practiced it though so we won't see it until Cleveland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridge Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Hackett's street still wasn't plowed, but he decided to run up the middle anyway. Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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