SelmonSmith6378 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Hi guys Well, I think I might as well say it...I'm no SageAgainstTheMachine or DC Tom or Mark Vader or Beerball or a bunch of the other awesome users on TBD. SO...I was wondering if you could help me stop being the sites troll. What can I do to become a better user on TBD? What should I do/stop doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quester74 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Well, first of all.. Don't aspire to be like DC Tom. I mean, really.. How many curmudgeons does this site need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 This thread could be interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 1. Lurk more. 2. Post less. These two could probably be combined into one suggestion, so we have room for 9 more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Well, looking at some popular people on here; 1 Copy Beerballs avatar, post your favorite animal in random threads and then throw in an actual wity comment once in a while 2 Be a chick, we all know who they are on here! 3 Find news articles involving females and ask everyone if they are passable for sexual interactions 4 Be Beerball - beyond words, the ultimate of awesomeness 5 Ask for advice and then decide no one is worth of it, while wanting to destroy bikers in your really really really really expensive car that was made in some country but is not half as awesome as my truck. 6 Find a way to let the Supreme Leader have control of the board for a weekend when a big event happens and then let the board crash 7 Take up soccer, become a male nurse, or take up ballet - just be as girly as possible. 8 Stalk girls outside of dumpsters 9 Pretend to be smart by having your nephew post responses then when people voice their opinin call them an idiot. 10 Trade drugs to underage girls and don't be proud of it but do it often, put up manicorn as avatar and be a little bit on the latently homosexual side. Edited June 4, 2012 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) 10. Stop Posting 9. Post less 8. Drop your internet to avoid posting anymore 7. Become a Jaguars fan so you post less here 6. Realize no one cares what you have to say and stop posting 5. Unsubscribe from this site 4. See 10 thru 5 3. Repeat 2. Tell JW how you hate the 'Mats 1. Ignore 10-2 and keep us entertained @jboyst82 -- should have known my top ten wasn't gonna be original...nice to see someone else thinks similarly like me Well, looking at some popular people on here; 1 Copy Beerballs avatar, post your favorite animal in random threads and then throw in an actual wity comment once in a while 2 Be a chick, we all know who they are on here! 3 Find news articles involving females and ask everyone if they are passable for sexual interactions 4 Be Beerball - beyond words, the ultimate of awesomeness 5 Ask for advice and then decide no one is worth of it, while wanting to destroy bikers in your really really really really expensive car that was made in some state that is not half as awesome as my truck. 6 Find a way to let the Supreme Leader have control of the board for a weekend when a big event happens and then let the board crash 7 Take up soccer, become a male nurse, or take up ballet - just be as girly as possible. 8 Stalk girls outside of dumpsters 9 Pretend to be smart by having your nephew post responses then when people voice their opinin call them an idiot. 10 Trade drugs to underage girls and don't be proud of it but do it often, put up manicorn as avatar and be a little bit on the latently homosexual side. Edited June 4, 2012 by The Poojer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Well, first of all.. Don't aspire to be like DC Tom. I mean, really.. How many curmudgeons does this site need? Damn. Beat me to it. Except I'm not a curmudgeon, I'm a misanthrope (note, Selmon: that's different from a lycanthrope.) My first advice to you, Salmon...don't refer to me as "awesome". Ever. 9 Pretend to be smart by having your nephew post responses then when people voice their opinin call them an idiot. My nephew is two, !@#$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 10. Stop Posting 9. Post less 8. Drop your internet to avoid posting anymore 7. Become a Jaguars fan so you post less here 6. Realize no one cares what you have to say and stop posting 5. Unsubscribe from this site 4. See 10 thru 5 3. Repeat 2. Tell JW how you hate the 'Mats 1. Ignore 10-2 and keep us entertained @jboyst82 -- should have known my top ten wasn't gonna be original...nice to see someone else thinks similarly like me There's no reason to be cruel. Especially considering I wasn't cruel to you. Damn. Beat me to it. Except I'm not a curmudgeon, I'm a misanthrope (note, Selmon: that's different from a lycanthrope.) My first advice to you, Salmon...don't refer to me as "awesome". Ever. My nephew is two, !@#$. You're a misanthrope eh? That makes two of us. (DC Tom shoots self after realizing I have something in common with him) Would've been cooler if you were a werewolf as well. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 There's no reason to be cruel. Especially considering I wasn't cruel to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Well, looking at some popular people on here; 1 Copy Beerballs avatar, post your favorite animal in random threads and then throw in an actual wity comment once in a while 2 Be a chick, we all know who they are on here! 3 Find news articles involving females and ask everyone if they are passable for sexual interactions 4 Be Beerball - beyond words, the ultimate of awesomeness 5 Ask for advice and then decide no one is worth of it, while wanting to destroy bikers in your really really really really expensive car that was made in some country but is not half as awesome as my truck. 6 Find a way to let the Supreme Leader have control of the board for a weekend when a big event happens and then let the board crash 7 Take up soccer, become a male nurse, or take up ballet - just be as girly as possible. 8 Stalk girls outside of dumpsters 9 Pretend to be smart by having your nephew post responses then when people voice their opinin call them an idiot. 10 Trade drugs to underage girls and don't be proud of it but do it often, put up manicorn as avatar and be a little bit on the latently homosexual side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 My nephew is two, !@#$. And yet his posts are more intelligent than many I have seen here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 What's a misanthropope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) What's a misanthropope? This. Edited June 4, 2012 by tgreg99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juror#8 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Who is this guy and why is his name in a thread near the top of the page everytime I visit Off The Wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 You're a misanthrope eh? That makes two of us. (DC Tom shoots self after realizing I have something in common with him) Would've been cooler if you were a werewolf as well. :-) 1) I'm too much of a misanthrope to concern myself with your petty little thoughts. 2) I wouldn't shoot myself. I'm too awesome for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 1) I'm too much of a misanthrope to concern myself with your petty little thoughts. 2) I wouldn't shoot myself. I'm too awesome for that. You just said you weren't awesome. That's a bit of a hypocritical statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 You just said you weren't awesome. That's a bit of a hypocritical statement No, I said you couldn't call me awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 You just said you weren't awesome. That's a bit of a hypocritical statement 1. Recognize sarcasm. 2. Don't put so much stock in the opinions of internet strangers. 3. Get comfortable with yourself. Not in the way you were talking about in the shoutbox, you'll go blind. The other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 1. Recognize sarcasm. 2. Don't put so much stock in the opinions of internet strangers. 3. Get comfortable with yourself. Not in the way you were talking about in the shoutbox, you'll go blind. The other way. Not to mention, he'll also go broke. 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents It really adds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 Not to mention, he'll also go broke. 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents It really adds up. That joke never get's old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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