boyst Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) Kelly is now here... "How old is that guy? He runs? He is a giant but looks gay with that cap." "wait, he does what for Michael Vick?" Keeps him from getting tackled and hurt. "In that case I hope he fails at his job." Edited April 26, 2013 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchmurraydowntown Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Does this Bills jersey make me look fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 GF is just sitting back and watching me, eating doritos... Keeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjt328 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Wife: "Are you excited about the draft?" Me: "Yeah. I'm just hoping the Bills don't do something stupid." Wife: "But you know they will. They always do." Me: "But. uh... (silence)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Cubed Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) Wife: ZZZzzzZZZZ Didn't even make it to the Bills pick. Edited April 26, 2013 by Wayne Cubed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Gf laughing at me now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 Gf laughing at me now... Mine is doing something on her cell phone. She is looking at it like she's angry. Wife: ZZZzzzZZZZ Didn't even make it to the Bills pick. Ralph went to bed after Jeopardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronc24 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Mine made me a shrimp pizza and is bringing me beer. Amazing woman. Mine is doing something on her cell phone. She is looking at it like she's angry. Ralph went to bed after Jeopardy No Matlock tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 We are also working on farm records. She is too tired and said this year everyone looks like they were cleaned up but last year they looked more hood and ghetto... she has lost interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 "What do you mean you'd trade me for a 6th round pick?" "Turn it off, or YOU'LL be Mr. Irrelevant." "Why do they keep showing an old guy sleeping in the Bills room?" Well, maybe a conditional 6th that turns into a 5th depending upon her performance Kelly is now here... "How old is that guy? He runs? He is a giant but looks gay with that cap." "wait, he does what for Michael Vick?" Keeps him from getting tackled and hurt. "In that case I hope he fails at his job." She's a keeper based on her Vick comment alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Alright I have 2 to add: Last night - Me talking about Elway and how he refused to play for the Colts and me explaining how the draft forces players to go wherever they are picked. Her "wow that sucks so what if the city sucks and they don't want to go there?" Me "well sometimes it happens to Buffalo that's why I like the draft bc free agents don't usually go to Buffalo bc well who wants to live in Buffalo?" Her "so why don't they move" Me "they wouldn't be the Buffalo Bills then" Her "well maybe then they could be good!" :censored: :censored: This morning: her: any plans for tonight? me: no not really her: so you're actually going to hang out with me? me: well the draft is on again so I'll be watching that her: farting (yes actually letting one rip) "that's what I think of that" :wub: :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Starting this a little late, per request from the Shoutbox. If you have a beer, a girlfriend watching with you and a strong enough attention span to not notice her sitting in lingerie and post in the thread, feel free! "Wait, I am supposed to watch this now? Oh Lord." "Nothing exciting is happening" - 20 seconds later. "Tell me when something interesting happens? Wait, is that the retarded looking guy?"] Which one? "the one with the chin. yeah that dude, remember that ugly chick with a chin like that we saw?" on Brockers?: "Look he knows how to dress, unlike the Bills pick, he looked like a clown" "ha, he looks like someone you see in jail or on one of those shows." "where do they get these views (talking about camera angles)? Seems like you'd not want to watch a game like that." "I can see why girls watch football?" why? "because all the tight butts." On Irvin "Look, snoop. Wait, are there any white guys here?" Yes "I saw one, he looked cro-magnon." Kiper: "Why isn't he on wallstreet, he shouldn't be talking about sports." "Adam Schefter? I am guessing jewish." "He got his GED...thats not horrible, at least he didn't torture dogs." Best post on this board in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 My girlfriend, for the record, is going out to eat with her dad tonight when she gets off work. I thought about going... still might. Either way, she should be here by 8... She is picking me up beer. I get to watch whatever I want like always. And, I will get laid tonight. Book it. Yep. No GF here at the moment. Just the dog. Ditto for me. I have it freaking made! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 I am getting her to drink a little tonight. Last night was not fun enough. She hates watching TV and would rather make fun of it and joke about the stupid stuff I watch. As in, "what kind of grown man watches 60 minutes every Sunday... yet the only other thing he watches is cartoons? You do not watch one real show. You're a child." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Wife: ZZZzzzZZZZ Didn't even make it to the Bills pick. Same. I woke her up on accident when I flipped out with pick 16. She will probably fall asleep by 7pm tonight I'm guessing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Why is the QB you drafted crying? Is it because he doesn't want to go to Buffalo either? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Ditto for me. I have it freaking made! Yeah GFs are great. I gotta get one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Long Beach Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Yeah GFs are great. I gotta get one of those. Yeah, I agree. My wife might object though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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