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According to the Social Security Administration's death chart, Ralph who is soon to be 93 has a 25.138% chance of dying this year and 2.9 estimated years of life left. Thankfully Ralph has access to the best Health Care and Detroit is a shrinking city with lots of hospitals and fewer patients by the day.

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According to the Social Security Administration's death chart, Ralph who is soon to be 93 has a 25.138% chance of dying this year and 2.9 estimated years of life left. Thankfully Ralph has access to the best Health Care and Detroit is a shrinking city with lots of hospitals and fewer patients by the day.

That's a strange punch line.

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According to the Social Security Administration's death chart, Ralph who is soon to be 93 has a 25.138% chance of dying this year and 2.9 estimated years of life left. Thankfully Ralph has access to the best Health Care and Detroit is a shrinking city with lots of hospitals and fewer patients by the day.

 

 

You stole this joke from Steven Wright, didn't you? :P

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That's a strange punch line.

 

Agreed. But if Dane Cook delivered that line while waving his arms frantically and ended it with wacky sound effects, people would roll on the floor in orgiastic delight and half the country would buy tickets.

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