Astrobot Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 C_Hairston61 Chris Hairston Bout to catch this lunch flow then the next workout going 3-a-days gotta be unfat fit and ready for camp I wanna whip like @jarvis99jenkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 In English please, for the twitter-impaired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl malones other son Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm breaking for lunch. My next workout will resemble that of my teams 3 a day workout schedule. I want to make sure that I'm in trim, fit, and ready for camp when it comes. My year is going to go so well that I'm going to deserve a raise. With some of that new money, I'm going to be able to buy a similar vehicle to Jarvis Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm breaking for lunch. My next workout will resemble that of my teams 3 a day workout schedule. I want to make sure that I'm in trim, fit, and ready for camp when it comes. My year is going to go so well that I'm going to deserve a raise. With some of that new money, I'm going to be able to buy a similar vehicle to Jarvis Jenkins. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills1960 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm breaking for lunch. My next workout will resemble that of my teams 3 a day workout schedule. I want to make sure that I'm in trim, fit, and ready for camp when it comes. My year is going to go so well that I'm going to deserve a raise. With some of that new money, I'm going to be able to buy a similar vehicle to Jarvis Jenkins. Hilarious how you phrased that. How nice is Jenkins car though? I wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 who's jarvis jenkins? is he related to leroy jenkins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis in NC Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 who's jarvis jenkins? is he related to leroy jenkins? IIRC, Jarvis Jenkins is a Clemson DL just drafted in April. So, "whip like Jarvis" means to drive a similar vehicle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brand J Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 IIRC, Jarvis Jenkins is a Clemson DL just drafted in April. So, "whip like Jarvis" means to drive a similar vehicle? A "whip" is a vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 who's jarvis jenkins? is he related to leroy jenkins? Whoever he is, he apparently resembles a vehicle that Hairston wants to buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) I'm breaking for lunch. My next workout will resemble that of my teams 3 a day workout schedule. I want to make sure that I'm in trim, fit, and ready for camp when it comes. My year is going to go so well that I'm going to deserve a raise. With some of that new money, I'm going to be able to buy a similar vehicle to Jarvis Jenkins. I think you had it... until the car part, that is. Jenkins was his teammate at Clemson, and is a d-lineman drafted by Washington... I think he's bustin his balls that he's going to whip him come game time (probably a reference to the Bills-Skins Toronto game). Edited May 18, 2011 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 This is one of the most hilarious threads ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Urban Dictionary... 1. Whip When the steering wheel was first put into use in automobiles, it was called the "whip". The whip is what you used to control the horses on a stagecoach, hence the analogy. Many years later, various hip hop artists noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo resembled a steering wheel. They then proceeded to use the old term "whip" to describe any Mercedes-Benz vehicle. The term has now been generalized to classify any expensive automobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I think you had it... until the car part, that is. Jenkins was his teammate at Clemson, and is a d-lineman drafted by Washington... I think he's bustin his balls that he's going to whip him come game time (probably a reference to the Bills-Skins Toronto game). Ya... no. He definitely is saying he'd like a vehicle like Jenkins has.... Ebonix, much like O'Doyle, rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was hopen it was gonna mean he would be whoopin some defensive @ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Ya... no. He definitely is saying he'd like a vehicle like Jenkins has.... Ebonix, much like O'Doyle, rules. Not disputing the urban meaning of whip, just that it's not obviously in the context of the tweet. Could be two different trains of thought run together, I suppose, otherwise it'd be odd to assume Hairston was working out to get a raise on an as yet to be negotiated contract in order to compete salary-wise with a former teammate with a likewise yet to be negotiated contract (though I suppose the difference between a 2nd and 4th rounder would be substantial). I'd personally rather believe he wants to kick his former teammate's ass for bragging rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis in NC Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Urban Dictionary... 1. Whip When the steering wheel was first put into use in automobiles, it was called the "whip". The whip is what you used to control the horses on a stagecoach, hence the analogy. Many years later, various hip hop artists noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo resembled a steering wheel. They then proceeded to use the old term "whip" to describe any Mercedes-Benz vehicle. The term has now been generalized to classify any expensive automobile. Ha! I just looked this up in the Urban Dictionary, mate! You beat me to it. whip Edited May 18, 2011 by Dennis in AZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I knew I should of enrolled in that jive class. stúpido de mí. Sabía que debía de tomarse Jive en lugar de español! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Not disputing the urban meaning of whip, just that it's not obviously in the context of the tweet. Could be two different trains of thought run together, I suppose, otherwise it'd be odd to assume Hairston was working out to get a raise on an as yet to be negotiated contract in order to compete salary-wise with a former teammate with a likewise yet to be negotiated contract (though I suppose the difference between a 2nd and 4th rounder would be substantial). I'd personally rather believe he wants to kick his former teammate's ass for bragging rights. No man, it's definitely a car being mentioned. Jenkins might have had a cool car in college, or got an advance from his agent and bought a car already. If this is the case, he's a moron and Hairston shouldn't aspire to be like him because modeling your spending habits after a guy who buys a car during a lockout w/o a signed contract is shady money management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Is there any way I can be alerted to twitter translation threads? These are the best. We need to start identifying them with a double asterisk or something. Jive ass dude aint got no brains anyhow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1rjCZxtxo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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