They Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Classes started up this week - between that and discovering the location of every bathroom on campus, Young Sage is likely somewhat indisposed. But please remember that we are talking about a guy eating nothing but beans here - please do not mention his movements. They don't think Sage will be in attendance at class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Beerball Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) They don't think Sage will be in attendance at class. Blah blah blah blah blah. Plenty of blather from a bunch of hooligans who consider Themselves to be impotent. Face it, You are lost, on Your last legs. Who knows how to deal with you and your ilk. You can't find any of Them and soon Your lentils will run out. Who can't wait to see They begging for a single lentil. All of your lentils They belong to Us. Edited January 27, 2011 by Mrs. Beer Ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Blah blah blah blah blah. Plenty of blather from a bunch of hooligans who consider Themselves to be impotent. Face it, You are lost, on Your last legs. Who knows how to deal with you and your ilk. You can't find any of Them and soon Your lentils will run out. Who can't wait to see They begging for a single lentil. All of your lentils They belong to Us. They think you are going insane because your husband is missing. They are willing to cut you some slack because of this. They will no longer allow They to be insulted by being compared to Who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I'm thinking his little experiment had nothing to do with lentils, but was actually to see how long he could keep people hooked waiting for updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Young Sage is likely somewhat indisposed. Though he is not likely constipated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Though he is not likely constipated. Likely not. Perhaps ' winded ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 This dude dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 This dude dead? They don't think he is dead. They think he is hiding. They think that although technically he won't be dead soon, he will be gone like the rest of humans, having never existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 (edited) They don't think he is dead. They think he is hiding. They think that although technically he won't be dead soon, he will be gone like the rest of humans, having never existed. Hah, Who doesn't know that a team was sent back in time to eliminate They. Copycat. Edited January 28, 2011 by Booster4324 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Hah, Who doesn't know that a team was sent back in time to eliminate They. Copycat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Bippity bump! How's the GI tract, there, Sage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Thanks so much for keeping us up to date there Sage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Too much time on the throne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Too much time on the throne? That's what laptops and smart phones are for. No excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Dude did you lock Sage in triplecheney? He has not been around since we got out. Sammy is having laugh riots every day over here and I wonder if he did something. Can you check on Sage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Sage appears to be suffering from lentilitis. A sad disease that causes uncontrolable farting and loss of the ability to post to this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Dude did you lock Sage in triplecheney? He has not been around since we got out. Sammy is having laugh riots every day over here and I wonder if he did something. Can you check on Sage? They know the lentil worshiper. They do not find Sammy funny. They do not find anything funny. They do not want you to find Sage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 They got it all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Sage was last active here at 9:05pm, January 21. It is completely out of character for him to not show up here for more than a couple days. I can only assume he's dead, with the cause of death likely a tremendous lentil-induced rectal explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Sage was last active here at 9:05pm, January 21. It is completely out of character for him to not show up here for more than a couple days. I can only assume he's dead, with the cause of death likely a tremendous lentil-induced rectal explosion. Want to have a rectal explosion? Eat sugar-free JellBelly Belly Flops. I worked near their factory Friday and stopped in at the bulk store at the factory and bought 4 bags. Ate almost a whole bag and an hour later had to rush to the throne. After I was done, I read the packaging: "Consumption may cause stomach discomfort and/or LAXATIVE EFFECT". "Suggest starting with 8 beans or less". Eating less now, I can still play a tune about an hour later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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