Jump to content

Anatomy of a rumor


Recommended Posts

1) Marshawn Lynch skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that Lunch wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions Lynch from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS Lynch will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) Marshawn Lynch is now officially on the trading block.

 

PTR

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1) Marshawn Lynch skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that Lunch wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions Lynch from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS Lynch will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) Marshawn Lynch is now officially on the trading block.

 

PTR

Can I at least get an honorable mention?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1) Marshawn Lynch skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that Lunch wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions Lynch from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS Lynch will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) Marshawn Lynch is now officially on the trading block.

 

PTR

1) Willis McGahee skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that McGahee wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions McGahee from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS McGahee will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) McGahee is now officially on the trading block.

 

8) Promo the Robot, who thinks the media is comprised entirely of uninformed idiots, writes a bullet point expose on how the rumor started and why it's not reliable.

 

9) McGahee is traded.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Honestly though, instead of Schefter it should be Sully. He followed the same pattern with - Bledsoe, Travis, Willis & JP. In each case, all were gone after he proclaimed that the players outserved their usefullnes in Buffalo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1) Marshawn Lynch skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that Lunch wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions Lynch from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS Lynch will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) Marshawn Lynch is now officially on the trading block.

PTR

 

Linky?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1) Marshawn Lynch skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that Lunch wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions Lynch from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS Lynch will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) Marshawn Lynch is now officially on the trading block.

 

PTR

 

Git 'er done pontificaters!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1) Marshawn Lynch skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that Lunch wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions Lynch from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS Lynch will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) Marshawn Lynch is now officially on the trading block.

 

PTR

 

 

don't forget PFT will claim it must be true because the bills have not come out and denied this rumor....lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1) Marshawn Lynch skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that Lunch wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions Lynch from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS Lynch will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) Marshawn Lynch is now officially on the trading block.

 

PTR

I said it first. But everyone told me I was crazy!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1) Willis McGahee skips voluntary training.

 

2) Unsubstantiated story that McGahee wants out of Buffalo

 

3) TBD posters pontificate

 

4) Adam Shefter is asked what trades he THINKS could happen. He mentions McGahee from the Bills.

 

5) Tim Graham writes article reporting Schefter THINKS McGahee will be traded.

 

6) TBD posters pontificate

 

7) McGahee is now officially on the trading block.

 

8) Promo the Robot, who thinks the media is comprised entirely of uninformed idiots, writes a bullet point expose on how the rumor started and why it's not reliable.

 

9) McGahee is traded.

:thumbsup:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Honestly though, instead of Schefter it should be Sully. He followed the same pattern with - Bledsoe, Travis, Willis & JP. In each case, all were gone after he proclaimed that the players outserved their usefullnes in Buffalo.

You can say that about any player. In fact, I'll say it first. Brian Moorman will eventually be done in Buffalo. Now, in five years when he retires, I'll be correct.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...