Tcali Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Best answer wins an endorsed "No-Prize" from me. Here's one to start you off, "The Bills are so bad they've actually taken the sting out of losing." the bills are so bad that van miller is spinning in his grave.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Opposing coaches cheer their players up after tough losses by saying: "Men, it was a tough loss out there today. We just aren't very good right now, and each of you need to improve. But men, look on the bright side. At least you aren't playing for the Bills." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Buffalo Bills are so bad, the living decendants of the Wild West Show star now only refer to him as William Cody. well done...in 2nd place so far...cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurman#1 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Bills are so bad I decided to spend my free time whining about it on an internet board. Best so far. The Bills are so bad that watching the Bills is more painful than paying the bills. The Bills are so bad that the government is showing Bills games instead of waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay. The Bills are so bad that players who give away free tickets to youth groups are being arrested for child abuse. The Bills are so bad that they nearly saved Michael Jackson's life. In his last days, Michael ordered a DVD of a Bills game, thinking that it would be more effective than propofol at putting him to sleep. Unfortunately, it arrived late because it was playing on mute inside the package, but still managed to put twelve postal workers to sleep right through the wrapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurman#1 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Buffalo Bills are so bad, the living decendants of the Wild West Show star now only refer to him as William Cody. Ha! Had me cracking up here in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxelRipper Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 the bills are so bad, i just downloaded the second string so i can see them actually win something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Bills are so bad that when you look the word up in the dictionary there is a picture of our logo...Oh, and did I mention that the "word" I mean is s**t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Bills are so bad, I have Jock Itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayboy54 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Bills are so bad that even Obama won't bail them out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Bills are so bad even Al Davis laughs at us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turftoe Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 .........Ralph has decided to relocate the team to the Philippines and rename them the Manila Folders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Bills are so bad that players who give away free tickets to youth groups are being arrested for child abuse. that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfaninPortland Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 This Bills have been down for so very damn long, that it looks like UP to me... I love the Doors reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Bills are so bad other owners think about flippin us the bird... O wait that actually happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 The Bills are so bad, they just signed me as a reserve guard. Can I have your autograph? The Bills are so bad that my Raider fan friends pity me. The Bills are so bad that Donte Whitner got fined for taunting in a 30 something to 3 loss... The Bills are so bad that T.O. didn't think it was worth complaining about. The Bills are so bad.......ahh....I am bored now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 The Bills are so bad that the AMA just approved their games for use as anesthesia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 bills are so bad that my wife doesnt say i hate your bills anymore! (she feels sorry for me now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 the bills are so bad that i say, "sorry but i dont follow football anymore. oh you mean the game with the brown egg where fat guys hit each other. no sorry. i dont follow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Can I have your autograph? The Bills are so bad that my Raider fan friends pity me. The Bills are so bad that Donte Whitner got fined for taunting in a 30 something to 3 loss... The Bills are so bad that T.O. didn't think it was worth complaining about. The Bills are so bad.......ahh....I am bored now. wow wow wow. this one was good. he actually had many reasons to complain. we ruined his gazillion games with a reception streak. by the way that annoyed me so much. u mean, we couldnt throw him a screen. we couldnt throw him a pass at the line of scrimmage on 10 yard zone coverage. which brings me to my next line we are so bad we ruin hall of fame streaks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted December 31, 2009 Author Share Posted December 31, 2009 The Buffalo Bills are so bad, the living decendants of the Wild West Show star now only refer to him as William Cody. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Your "No-Prize" is in the mail. Thanks to all for participating. Happy New Year, Everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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