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because it appears that you invented the fortune cookie, though some of the fortunes are strange sayings, such as

in his father's pockets, and his father preferred that millbank play with his own noodle and start a career as a

and bolts that they tore off of millbank's rusty old

The zombies can survive underwater, as shown by the one the Governor had in a pond. They could be under there and grab you from below. And I would guess that eating zombies would be like eating rotten meat, which could give you food poisoning.

They should all be required to get a Kim Jong Un haircut.

Then she speeds up when he finally tries to pass on right. She's lucky he didn't run over to her stopped car and beat the crap out of her.

of mead who runs through the parking lot on all fours like a wild stallion yelling,

Forget to mention, you should check the library for the books before you buy, they carry many comic compilations. I saved the money by finding the compendium 1 at the library.

when the sun heats the puddle of leaked motor oil from Kevin's

the bum fights in the parking lot after the game, sponsored by

He already was involved with the agreement to renovate the stadium, and setting up an exploratory group made up of state and local people to consider a new stadium. And then some people complained it was just election year politics. What else do you want done?

Just because LA is large doesn't make it a good football city. They're like Miami; fair weather fans at best with too many other distractions. They couldn't keep the Rams or Raiders there, and in another 10 years given demographic changes soccer will be more popular than football, if not already.

extra wide seats could be installed in a special section for all the beer drinkers with double wide butts, and that section could be called

The comic book is sold by issue individually for $2.99. They are all in black and white. The compendium is the largest collection of the comics, There are two available, so that would get you up to around 100 issues. The books are a smaller collection of the issues, subsets of the compendium, so if you want to buy them in smaller segments. Then the volumes are subsets of the books, again less issues at a lower price. But the compendium, books, and volumes are all the same stories, just a different number of collected issues. The Rise of the Governor, and it's sequel, are word only stories that are additional stories not covered in the comics, but are about the comic Governor, not the tv one. They are not exactly the same in how they look and act.

pulling your teeth like a crazed Tooth Fairy, so the only thing you'll be able to eat the next day is

joy, because when he was young his two favorite books were Winnie the Pooh, and

convince the ladies that millbank has "the right stuff" to procreate, and by "stuff" we mean

from Gilligan's Island, where millbank would have used the coconuts to make

of the Giant Flying Spagetti Monster, which demands a gift of

mead kissing his boss's ass, to make up for the workplace debacle when he

Set up a tent and offer it as shelter to a homeless person. They will collect the bottles and cans for the deposit money, and you'll have a witness to the activity.

and carry concealed weapons", which is why Kevin won't go back to Texas because he maxed out his ex's credit cards by buying

Rob Ford but the body of

millbank kissing Miss Piggy in front of Kermit are seen, which reminds us of the time millbank was caught at the stadium kissing

Molson Ice, starring Kevin on double runners and his skating partner