Azalin

If you're going to leave your dog poop in your vehicle, you've got nobody to blame but yourself when it is inevitably stolen.

But you've got to admit that he's entertaining, not an easy thing with such a limited vocabulary.

Or better yet, blue cheese. How in hell do you know when it's gone bad?

I didn't know anyone was already using them for that purpose, but you can see it coming everywhere. Especially with all the 'smart home' technology people are getting, it's just a matter of time.

Smart thermostats to monitor/regulate excessive strain upon the electrical grid.

He'd be welcome here. You probably would be too.

You'd think that if he was the greedy, evil, rich one-percenter that his detractors like to accuse him of being, that he'd have at least put some money on his picks.

Sure they do. You've seen what everyone looks like in their drivers license photos, haven't you?

Not true - they're still using it in their bongs. That's got to account for a hell of a lot of water.

This actually doesn't surprise me in the least. Neither will it surprise me when people start protesting if anyone in Washington decides to stop those payments.

He also starred in one of the more memorable Twilight Zone episodes: http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3487278873?ref_=tt_pv_vi_aiv_2

Why kick any women out of bed if you know she likes wiener?

Everyone here who dresses up and pretends to be something they're not, raise your hands.

As we stated in posts 731 & 732 in the Climate Change thread: Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:19 PM Chef Jim, on 01 Apr 2015 - 3:55 PM, said: It's almost as bad here in Austin. Of course, being a semi-arid climate with massive population growth has nothing to do with anything, so it must be climate change. And as he illustrated in post #735: "Austin is in Texas you moron, not California." He's not talking about what we are. He thinks he's arguing, but he's just being his same old self - saying something retarded, and then calling you/me/insert name here stupid.

That would be entertaining, except that it takes about 3 seconds for Hannity to put me in a bad mood, while it takes several minutes for Carville to begin to annoy me. If I could choose two media people to ask questions, it would be Charles Krauthammer and Bob Beckel.

Like that's ever going to happen.

Hey Solomon - if you call someone an idiot, you may wish to be sure that what you're saying makes sense.

Sieg Heil!

"I was last night".

Yeah, there's no contest here. Science Babe all the way.

Vince Foster. What, too soon?

"I taught him the mechanics of wealth redistribution, fomenting racial unrest, and drawing meaningless red lines in the sand, and he taught me how to crap in little pellets'.

There you guys go obfuscating with facts again.

Nothing goes down the hatch like a big ol' plate -o- piss clams, I've always said.