Azalin

Yes, I was wondering if you could tell me the way to the men's room - either that, or the location of an extra-absorbent mop I might borrow?

There should be - Beefaroni is microwavable.

I think Hillary has something else working in her favor. All those years that she put up with Bill's infidelity, being the dutiful wife and keeping the first family together, she deserves the presidency, damn it! It's her turn, and she's payed her dues. I've already heard people saying that. Thankfully, they're the types with opinions but don't ever actually vote.

Not the way he does it.

Wasn't Scott Peterson charged with double homicide for killing both his wife and her unborn baby?

That's because your responses are so damned entertaining. Your ignorance is of biblical proportions, and your willingness to say anything at all injects pure mental chaos into every thread in which you participate. The combination of the two makes for the most entertaining reading - despite the inevitable headache from doing so - that I've ever seen. What's even funnier is that you seem to think that you're besting everybody. It's like watching someone use their face to pound the crap out of someone else's fists.

I was thinking Bigfoot with gout.

Hankles?

Spectacular

It's like the old saying goes: If someone is determined to make a fool of themselves, let them. And my own personal addendum: If that display of foolishness happens to be spectacular, sit back and enjoy the show.

No - this is way too amusing. He's even dumber than I had previously believed him to be. This thread is gold.

Some never recover. I feel their pain.

I think everyone here is snorting thalidomide.

You've sure got that right.

Taking phoney to a new level is an understatement. Everything about her is choreographed - 'spontaneous' meetings with 'average people', where the participants are actually vetted and selected in advance, her fake accents when addressing non-whites or non-northeasterners, her family history (claiming all her grandparents were immigrants when only one was), and her own personal history (she claimed to be named after Sir Edmund Hillary, despite the fact that she was born more than 5 years before he gained fame as the first to reach the summit of Mount Everest).

I recently had recurring nausea for two solid weeks, and that's the only thing that would settle my stomach long enough for me to sleep. You're not seriously making a comparison between marijuana and thalidomide, are you?

http://www.lonestarwatchmen.com/ http://texasmilitia.info/ https://www.facebook.com/TSMilitia

We certainly have plenty of guns, ammo, and people willing to use them here.

Which will be used to provide love and dignity to the less fortunate.

http://youtu.be/QtlVPko06EU

Yeah, it's bad alright, but I thought it was worse. I was under the impression that tax freedom day was some time in June, so this was actually a surprise to me.

The state-by-state breakdown is interesting: http://taxfoundation.org/blog/when-will-your-state-reach-tax-freedom-day-2015

Yet they always claim to be understaffed and underfunded, while holding lavish conventions and targeting right-wing non-profits.